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I was hoping that they'd at least put up a fight today, so they could:

1) Knock off a one loss team.
2) Keep RichRod for another 10 years.

Looks now like they'll need about 83 second half points to compete.
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looks like Purdue and Kansas are going to try and fuck me today.
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eh, think wisconsin was only a 5 point favorite. wanted to throw down the contents of my savings account but couldn't pull the toejam and bet against my own team.
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They seem to have a nice comeback developing.
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Here we go again. Wisconsin takes a seemingly "safe" lead into halftime at Michigan and proceeds to collapse in the second half. Something like 1-17 at the big house over the last 18 games. Deja vu all over again. This was always the scariest game left on the schedule after Iowa. Damn.
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eh, this is just like every other michigan game when we have to play up to the competition: better team gets big lead, we start putting points on the board, but ultimately the defense never gets a stop and we lose by at least two scores.
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I don't think so. This one's going to get real tight in the 4th quarter, unless Bucky makes some adjustments to counteract RichRod's halftime offensive adjustments. I think Bielema should be throwing more to exploit Michigan's major weakness, but he just loves to run it down the other team's throat. A couple of defensive stops and we're in deep doodoo.
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i really wish you were right, but shit, our only real hope now is holding you to field goals and hoping we can make up the difference with actual touchdowns.
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ball's a freshman? damn.

good day for you guys, eh: probably get a win in aa while msu gets worked by....purdue?
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WATT the fuck!!!!

Ball's a sophomore, White's a freshman, Clay's going pro.
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i love that we play 12 different teams because i can that many different kickers put a ball through the uprights.
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Damn it! Onside kick coming again.
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Wow. I didn't pay any attention to Michigan until this week and was surprised to realize they were a 7-3 team. Rack the Wolverines for a good effort and perhaps saving Rodriguez' job.
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they're going to be 7-5. our offense is pretty good considering how young they are. presumably they'll learn how to protect the ball much better and start dropping 42 points on everyone's azz instead of 30. the defense, well... really, all we need next year, assuming the offense progresses, is an average d. the schedule's a joke and we should get close to 10 wins by virtue of that. doubt it, though.
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