Hello, KC Scott. How's things?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:30 am

You seem a little agitated lately, old friend.

What gives? I hope you have a chance to gaze at this thread.
Although I'm sure you have important meatings to plan, I'd hope you would stop in hang out.
You know...junk like that.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:35 am

I've heard things have been hard for him lately. He's going through a tough patch but hopefully things won't go south...knock on wood.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:38 am

Whoa...you don't have a beef with him too, do you?

I'd be careful...he seems like the kind of guy who like to settle things "man on man".

Cueball · Post by **Cueball** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:46 am

He's having a tough time with this TSA thing. Seems he's been going to the airport without a ticket looking for the pat down option.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:21 am

KC Scott wrote:The dude who knows all things Guns

Is that the fantasy you have been masturbating to? Looking for some well-oiled slide action?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:41 am

Hunting does not interest me. Self-defense does. So? You what? Had a point or something?

Is any of that supposed to deflect attention away from the fact that your interests include collecting vivid recollections of the men in your life and their relative hugeness? Or was there some misunderstanding regarding the (poorly) closted nature of your sexual preference?

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 4:28 am

The real question is...would you take back all of those hateful things you just posted to mvscal if he could bench press your wife's purple car?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 4:30 am

Worst callout thread ever.

Marty, how many times have you PM'd mv tonight?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 4:43 am

KC Closott wrote:You'll toss an opinion on any subject you can in the NFL forum, but yet you'll never offer a prediction on any game.

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... =3&t=36789

I suppose I could go on...but why? I'm not really sure why you thought that, "I Know You're Gay But What Am I," was too clever a twist on classic KC selfasskickery to escape notice.

Flailing around only makes it worse.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:21 am

I think you're grasping at straws here, Scotty. Who gives a shit if mv plays in those pools or not?

What does this have anything to do with your fascination of men with muscles?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 5:31 am

Go Coogs' wrote:Who gives a shit if mv plays in those pools or not?

Everybody who does play in those pools, you braindead dipshit.

mv is a coward who likes to run his mouth but can't back it up. You'd think a guy who had time to post 20,000+ would have time to make some picks, but no, he's a pussy.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:31 pm

mvscal wrote:http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewto ... =3&t=36789

I suppose I could go on...but why? I'm not really sure why you thought that, "I Know You're Gay But What Am I," was too clever a twist on classic KC selfasskickery to escape notice.

Flailing around only makes it worse.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:19 pm

Go Coogs' wrote:The real question is...would you take back all of those hateful things you just posted to mvscal if he could bench press my wife?

ftfy

softballs that nice don't come along often. thanks, rumps.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:34 pm

i already see where this is going.

l to r: kc scott

Everybody already knows how this turns out

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Nov 25, 2010 9:24 pm

You know Scott, if I thought you were going to melt and get all pussy hurt about this, I wouldn't have brought it up in the first place.

You are an immense weakling. You sure love dishing it out, but "taking it" seems to be a different matter.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Nov 25, 2010 11:43 pm

Your bitch-ass reputation precedes my interactions with you by years.

I'll rest my case at the court of public opinions.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 12:07 am

Martyred wrote:
I hope you have a chance to gaze at junk like that.

Amazing how your call out thread starts with these words. But glad to see you got back on topic after the short hijack.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 12:16 am

well you can't say you weren't given a chance to slide out the back door when you had the chance, scott.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Fri Nov 26, 2010 12:57 am

Cuda wrote:well you can't say you weren't given a chance to slide out the back door when you had the chance, scott.

Now, now, Cuda...don't get testy.

I'm sure if you were on the ropes, Scott would offer to give you a hand.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:37 am

KC Scott wrote: The best you can do is parrot a lame homosmack fantasy that you and Martytard seem to share.

You can take Scott out of KC (on business), but you can't take the KC out of KC Scott.

No... YOU'RE GAY!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:32 am

Happy Thanksgiving to all my American friends.
This holiday weekend, take the time to stop by T1B's Pure Art Haus Forum for more comic gems like this:

thank you for your patronage

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Nov 27, 2010 2:08 am

I'm going to muster up all the civility I have for you and leave you with a friendly Thanksgiving weekend advice, Scott.
For dignity's sake, you should heed this.

back

away

from

the

keyboard

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Nov 27, 2010 2:18 am

KC Scott wrote: I've never felt a need to hide from the truth

Look, I don't hate you. I really don't.

To prove that I hold no animosity to you, I am offering to suspend any more beatings on you if you will on PLEASE stop posting for a few days. This is not going well for you and I am actually feeling some remorse at this point.

I like messing with people sometimes but I may have crossed a boundary here. For that I am sorry.

Go to the basement, eat some turkey sammiches...and we'll all see each other again next week.
Okay?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sat Nov 27, 2010 2:29 am

It's official.

Tragedy has turned to farce.

I'm practically begging at this point. Please stop.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:28 am

Christ...

Rack Marty for getting Scott to change his obsessive compulsive sig. That's worth at least $20.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 4:18 pm

Martyred wrote:To prove that I hold no animosity to you, I am offering to suspend any more beatings on you if you will on PLEASE stop posting for a few days. This is not going well for you and I am actually feeling some remorse at this point.

Tell us you don't actually BELIEVE that! :doh:

This JUST in: Sport, you are getting fucking NUKED here by Scott. Do yourself (and that poor bastard Coods) a huge favor and delete this thread. Seriously bro your Mancard is being ripped from your cold, dead fingers as we speak.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 4:38 pm

Paul wrote:
Martyred wrote:To prove that I hold no animosity to you, I am offering to suspend any more beatings on you if you will on PLEASE stop posting for a few days. This is not going well for you and I am actually feeling some remorse at this point.
Tell us you don't actually BELIEVE that! :doh:

This JUST in: Sport, you are getting fucking NUKED here by Scott. Do yourself (and that poor bastard Coods) a huge favor and delete this thread. Seriously bro your Mancard is being ripped from your cold, dead fingers as we speak.

Now you're really fucked Scott. You've got Paul on your side.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 6:01 pm

BSmack wrote:Now you're really fucked Scott. You've got Paul on your side.

Fucked? Not if he has Paul sit on Marty while he continues with the barrages to Marty's head.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:42 pm

l to r: Merdé; KC Scott

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:50 am

...changed my title...

...engaged in some bizarre, psycho-sexual analysis on me instead of enjoying his Thanksgiving weekend...

...added me as a sig-line...

...hid behind other admins and T1B'ers...

...but yeah, I'm not in your dome at all, Scott.

Hey, you got Toddowen in your corner now, though. Maybe you can have that exhilarating handcuffs vs. duct tape debate you've always wanted.

Yeah...you won Scott. I'm mortally wounded.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:59 am

Oh, one more thing...

Do you know what the difference between today and one week ago is?

I'm still the same Marty.

You on the other hand, are now KC PillowBiter.

Forever.

Ask Diego how that suit fits.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 5:49 am

Marty wrote:...changed my title...

lol

That was an Administrator move?

:|

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 5:57 am

It tends to happen sometimes. Mind you, I don't own a motorbike or a gun. I suppose I'm just jealous.

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 6:28 am

poptart wrote:
Marty wrote:...changed my title...
lol

That was an Administrator move?

:|

There are other admins. I'm sure if martyred asked one of the other ones nicely, it could be changed back. OR... and I'm just guessing here... KC Scott might merely have issued a little "title timeout" in this instance. Just something temporary to get the guy to sit n' stew.

In any case, the condition has a ready remedy and it is probably minor compared to a crime against humanity like say... a thread splitting in the NFL forum.

Hey Truman, I think you pointed out once that there's a DOTRF JV and varsity, and that watching someone learn the difference the hard way is something to behold. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

velocet

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Sun Nov 28, 2010 6:33 am

Rack this thread. Old school salvo.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:18 am

velocet wrote:KC Scott might merely have issued a little "title timeout" in this instance. Just something temporary to get the guy to sit n' stew.

Timeout??

Admin' smacks with "grunt" and proceeds to change grunt's title ... because he can?

This is good policy?

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 2:35 pm

poptart wrote:Timeout??

Admin' smacks with "grunt" and proceeds to change grunt's title ... because he can?

This is good policy?

Yeah, a timeout, a temporary measure. And reversible. But like I said, that's a guess, as I don't know KC Scott's final plans if there are any.

But cutting to the chase here, you wanna talk about admin abuse? Sure let's go down that road.

How might thread splitting and the occasional title smack stack up against things that are alleged to have gone down on boards such as SCIII, TNW, TOT...? Are we even talking about the same league here? NO. This joint has been pretty spot on with respect to its adherence to the ethical foundation it originally began with in light of what reportedly happened at those prior boards.

And you know that they have also shown a hefty amount of forgiveness, a theme that should surely resonate with you, to certain posters who have been reinstated after banning. Seen RTS around these parts? Even IB was given multiple chances until PSUFAN issued a statement... which is still hilarious... that posters who write in "Unicode" (rack) aren't getting any more reprieves.

Now, to the matter of "is it good policy?"

You know, KC Scott did do it because he could in my view, yeah. Because I doubt they actually have a standing policy that they use to self regulate about that kind of move. Did the NFL have a policy about clotheslining guys when Night Train Lane was trying to decapitate other players? No. Well, that got rectified, didn't it?

Now all I ask from you poptart, for now, is that you indulge me in one request: let's do this through the proper channels. Because the administration here deserves that... they've earned it over time and travail. And by proper channels I mean let's take our issues to PM first to address matters. Should that prove fruitless, then let's take to the streets. And yes, I mean us, you and I.

I'm not a total fan of title change smack for various reasons, some more important than others, but yeah. We have common cause regardless of the roots of the grievance.

Before posting this I sent a PM to the admins (all 5 at once) about this very matter, asking that they give consideration to a policy review or even just to come up with one.

Let's do our civic duty civilly, friend.

velocet

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 2:39 pm

KC Scott wrote:Marty's "title" got changed before he ever launched this "call out" thread.

Here's why

If you're gonna ankle bite me for two weeks through 5 different threads - then you deserve a special title

I think some of you might notice special titles on a few other obsessed folks as well -

is there a reason no one brought up this huge miscairrage of justice before?

I'm feeling magnanimous this morning though...... I'll put some thought into a new ranking

huh... didn't see this 'til I was done clacking out my post.

Well, there you go.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 5:36 pm

Well, since we’re bein’ all old school in here n’ junk, I think Jim Rome said it best a few years back when he shared the misfortunes of an Indiana student who had the temerity to greet then-basketball coach Bobby Knight with a “Hey, Knight”, and likened it to kicking a pit bull in the face.

You ARE familiar with the term “scorched earth”[/dr. evil air quotes], right, Vel?

Merdé’s little call out was like pointing a clown gun at an armored division…

velocet · Post by **velocet** » Sun Nov 28, 2010 6:53 pm

Truman- by way of a quick scouting report on the veteran smacker KC Scott:

-he was about this good at it a decade ago.

-he's added a couple of updated technical wrinkles to his game

-it is clear he didn't work too hard in this exhibition

-basically, he played this close to the vest and I don't think we really know at this point what shape his all-out best, most inspired effort might take

So should the DOTRF keep, waive or trade him? Heh, yeah right.
Any given future opponent would be well advised to have a better plan than "hey guys let's all pile on him, huh? fight my battles for me, yeah. And we'll do it together as men with homosmack!"

velocet