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This just in: Dwayne Bowe is GOOD

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This dude has flat-out BALLED since the Chiefs' Week 4 loss to Indy. 10TDs in the last six games. Maybe that offseason workout/bitch session he did with Larry Fitzgerald, Cris Carter, Michael Irvin, and Jerry Rice finally got his dome screwed on straight....whatever it is, he HAS to deliver for them like that almost every week. Maybe he not a 1st round bust afterall.
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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So far in today's game against the Sea-hags....13 catches, 170 yards and 3 TDs. The "light" has indeed came on for D-Bowe! :D
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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Somebody is glad he traded the Vikes defense for Bowe, somebody is not.

Somebodies are also glad they had a #82 jersey in their closet to now proudly wear.
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War Wagon wrote:Somebody is glad he traded the Vikes defense for Bowe, somebody is not.

Somebodies are also glad they had a #82 jersey in their closet to now proudly wear.
It was a horrible trade. But I'm not that unhappy. I just took a big step towards wrapping up my division today. And if I can outscore the Oystas and win my game next week, I might even get a bye. :P
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KC Scott wrote:I guess I'm done with My Cassell sucks agenda - he was just throwing lasers out there today

We are a Jekyl & Hyde team like I've never seen -
As long as THIS team shows up next Sunday and delivers a beatdown on the cheating Donks like they did to us 3 weeks ago, color me happy.
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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Interesting factoids from the game yesterday:

First time since 1985 (William "refrigerator" Perry) that a player recorded a sack and a rushing TD in the same game. This, from the junk grabber Shaun Smith.

As well... 1st game in NFL history that a WR and RB each had 170 yards.
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Paul wrote:
KC Scott wrote:I guess I'm done with My Cassell sucks agenda - he was just throwing lasers out there today

We are a Jekyl & Hyde team like I've never seen -
As long as THIS team shows up next Sunday and delivers a beatdown on the cheating Donks like they did to us 3 weeks ago, color me happy.
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Jim, I don't see any correlation between your post and Dwayne Bowe. Please explain.
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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hint: it's a color. Happy now?
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War Wagon wrote:hint: it's a color. Happy now?
What does purple have to do with Dwayne Bowe? :brad:
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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Good lord, Paul. Connect the dots.

sigh....

jim even bolded the germaine part, "color me happy".

Get it now?
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Another hint:

FAT FUCKING RETARD
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