maybe he should stick to golf ?
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maybe he should stick to golf ?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101126/ap_ ... h/us_obama
Barry takes one for the team. Now if he will only start getting tough with the NoKos and Iran.
Barry takes one for the team. Now if he will only start getting tough with the NoKos and Iran.
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Re: maybe he should stick to golf ?
Maybe golf is a bad idea too
http://www.cbssports.com/golf/story/143 ... -shot-dies
http://www.cbssports.com/golf/story/143 ... -shot-dies
Re: maybe he should stick to golf ?
OK--maybe this ?


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Re: maybe he should stick to golf ?
Dear God.Wolfman wrote:OK--maybe this ?

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Alone, watching the tree arrival festivites. Rub some dirt on it, pussy.
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Hey, super cool thread, guy.
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I wonder how long until his next press conference :D
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if it was bill that got a fat lip, how many people would buy the "i took an elbow playing hoop" explanation?
surprised i've never gotten any stitches playing basketball. did get the mother of all nosebleeds once when i attempted to inhale some dude's elbow. g0d damn, there's a lotta blood in a nose.
surprised i've never gotten any stitches playing basketball. did get the mother of all nosebleeds once when i attempted to inhale some dude's elbow. g0d damn, there's a lotta blood in a nose.
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Worst thing that happened to me was that I got an old pair of glasses snapped in half courtesy of a well placed elbow.smackaholic wrote:if it was bill that got a fat lip, how many people would buy the "i took an elbow playing hoop" explanation?
surprised i've never gotten any stitches playing basketball. did get the mother of all nosebleeds once when i attempted to inhale some dude's elbow. g0d damn, there's a lotta blood in a nose.
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we here all this talk about how barry H is such a huge roundball fan, but, to the best of my knowledge, there isn't any actual footage of him actually playing. I do recall seeing a pick of him on the court taking a shot. Maybe he was playing horse or something, but, none of him actually running the court and doing shit like getting his lip busted while chewing on someone's elbows.
now i realize that this is partly to do with the fact that he might not be much of a player and doesn't want footage of him looking like a klutz out there, but, i think it's more than that. if i was CiC I would play with friends. and i am sure it would be video taped and everybody would have a good laugh at my level of roundball suck. but there is a difference between sucking at something and being absolutely clueless.
i think his whitebread sorry ass has never really played and video of him attempting to would make this painfully obvious. in interviews he has already demonstrated that he is a make believe baseball fan. i suspect his playing basketball is a similar charade, but, he has to do what he can to get some street cred with the brothas.
someone kindly post video of him actually playing 5 on 5 full court basketball and I will STFU.
now i realize that this is partly to do with the fact that he might not be much of a player and doesn't want footage of him looking like a klutz out there, but, i think it's more than that. if i was CiC I would play with friends. and i am sure it would be video taped and everybody would have a good laugh at my level of roundball suck. but there is a difference between sucking at something and being absolutely clueless.
i think his whitebread sorry ass has never really played and video of him attempting to would make this painfully obvious. in interviews he has already demonstrated that he is a make believe baseball fan. i suspect his playing basketball is a similar charade, but, he has to do what he can to get some street cred with the brothas.
someone kindly post video of him actually playing 5 on 5 full court basketball and I will STFU.
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How about 3 on 3 halfcourt?smackaholic wrote:someone kindly post video of him actually playing 5 on 5 full court basketball and I will STFU.
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- Antonio Brown
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In a way this brings back memories of playing pick up games all day Saturday and/or Sunday in the gym at the U of Maine. I wouldn't last 2 minutes now even at half court. Sigh.
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Re: maybe he should stick to golf ?
Unrack play-by-play guyBSmack wrote:How about 3 on 3 halfcourt?smackaholic wrote:someone kindly post video of him actually playing 5 on 5 full court basketball and I will STFU.
"Obama has 3 points and 3 assists.."
Who the fuck tracks stats during 3 on 3 playground ball?
Edit- He also has no right hand and the one time someone put a body on him he lost the ball and the play by play guy called "foul"
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OK, that'll do. He's OK actually for an older occasional player. Not good by any stretch and definitely one handed, but, it appears that he has actually played before.BSmack wrote:How about 3 on 3 halfcourt?smackaholic wrote:someone kindly post video of him actually playing 5 on 5 full court basketball and I will STFU.
So why is footage of him doing so rare? Or is it just those crafty jews controlling the media again?
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I still want to call bullshit.
A real 40+ pickup player is either a horrible ballhog or that guy who gives up open shots just to make that extra pass. It's allways either/or.
A real 40+ pickup player is either a horrible ballhog or that guy who gives up open shots just to make that extra pass. It's allways either/or.
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I would guess that most of the time he plays away from the cameras on the White House court. If I remember correctly, the White House basketball court is located where the bowling alley used to be. Can't say I blame him for that.smackaholic wrote:OK, that'll do. He's OK actually for an older occasional player. Not good by any stretch and definitely one handed, but, it appears that he has actually played before. So why is footage of him doing so rare? Or is it just those crafty jews controlling the media again?
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
Re: maybe he should stick to golf ?
One thing I can empathize with him on is being a lefty and not being able to go to my right. I had to score early because it didn't take too long for the defense to figure out my limitation and shut me down. Good thing I could play defense and keep in the game. Rack the good athletes being ambidextrous or at least working at it.
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Can a mod slap a (!) in the thread title if Bsmack is going to post clips from his spank bank?BSmack wrote:How about 3 on 3 halfcourt?smackaholic wrote:someone kindly post video of him actually playing 5 on 5 full court basketball and I will STFU.
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