I defy you

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:35 am

88 wrote:I hope Todd is hate-fucking the living beJesus out of that every night. I know I would, if she would shut the fuck up for a few minutes.

You know why men love blowjobs so much?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:39 am

88 wrote:I know I would, if she would shut the fuck up for a few minutes.

she's cute, but I can't imagine her being a good lay.

pron · Post by **pron** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:40 am

Dinsdale wrote:You know why men love blowjobs so much?

Rack.

BarFlie · Post by **BarFlie** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:41 am

After watching the Bush/FOXNEWS interviews I wanted to knock down a few cool ones at a titty bar with ol' Dubya. :D

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:46 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:she's cute, but I can't imagine her being a good lay.

The next time you're in the U&L, stop by, and I'll teach you the proper way to strike the back of a female head.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:19 am

Bizzarodins wrote:There are only about 40% you'd even consider slipping a shot past, even after a 12-er.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 3:53 pm

88 wrote:[ I'd bang her until her legs fell off PROVIDED .....

anyone that would qualify that statement is a dork snorkling, cum guzzling nancy boy. nice yob outting yourself.

i'd show up to that date with an ipod equipped with those bose noise cancelling headphones. she could yammer away all she wanted. of course, it's kind hard to yammer when your flossing with pubes.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 3:59 pm

88 wrote:drink a 12-pack of shitty beer, while watching 3 hours of Sarah Palin's Alaska on DVR

Just another regular night for me.

Sin,

Poptart

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:09 pm

For the record, if I drank a 12-pack of shitty beer, I don't think I could get through the first 30 minutes of Palin's continuous campaign ad without vomiting...and not from the beer.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:37 pm

88 wrote:I'd bang her until her legs fell off PROVIDED she would shut the fuck up while I was doing my work.

Next to a faithful dog, duct tape is mans best friend.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:53 pm

War Wagon wrote:
88 wrote:I'd bang her until her legs fell off PROVIDED she would shut the fuck up while I was doing my work.
Next to a faithful dog, duct tape is mans best friend.

you stick with the duct tape, needle dick. i'll go with the perferred heterosexual manner of keeping her quite already discussed in this thread.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 6:02 pm

is that before or after you wreck Jess' starfish?

cockaholic running hetero smack, too funny.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 6:05 pm

doesn't matter. i could be in a sea of jess' starfish (or is it starfishes) if sarah shows up, it's game on.

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 7:07 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:
88 wrote:I know I would, if she would shut the fuck up for a few minutes.

she's cute, but I can't imagine her being a good lay.

Are you talking about Piper or Willow?

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:47 pm

sexiness is also a personality. there are some girls who get at it and some who think giving blow jobs is icky. I don't think Palin gets at it.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:01 am

LTS TRN 2 wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
88 wrote:I know I would, if she would shut the fuck up for a few minutes.

she's cute, but I can't imagine her being a good lay.
Are you talking about Piper or Willow?

Nice names mom, ya fucking tard (karma) But wait...there's more: Track, Bristol, and Trig to go with Piper and Willow.

Yea...that's who I want at the helm. An attention whore who not only uses her tits but goes so far as to give her kids fucked up names to draw even more attention to "Meeeee!"

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:04 am

88 wrote:to drink a 12-pack of shitty beer, while watching 3 hours of Sarah Palin's Alaska on DVR and not have a goddamned smile on your face.

You liberal tards sure are fixated on SP for some reason.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:16 am

I wouldn't exactly call 88 a liberal or a tard. He leans to the right of the spectrum and I can't disagree with his premise about the show.

The previews of that show are spectacular, even without hearing Palin's inane banter. She may be a shitty politician but you really can't ask for a more interesting person to be the tour guide of a state that is little known by most of us in the lower 48. Beautiful country and the photography is spectacular. Of course, she has to talk just enough so your mind will associate all of the positive things in Alaska with her when/if she announces her candidacy next year. I haven't watched the show yet but no doubt, there will be a marathon of all of the episodes and I will catch up then. DVR will help if I hear too much talking.

Don't know why the prospect of 88 and DInsy going out to pick up bitches makes me giddy/puts me in the holiday spirit but it does.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:38 am

Moving Sale wrote:
88 wrote:to drink a 12-pack of shitty beer, while watching 3 hours of Sarah Palin's Alaska on DVR and not have a goddamned smile on your face.
You liberal tards sure are fixated on SP for some reason.

it's a hetero thing. you wouldn't understand.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:02 am

88 wrote:watching 3 hours of Sarah Palin's Alaska

Any cleavage, erect nipples or camel toes to work with?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:05 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:I don't think Palin gets at it.

As long as she gets on it, it doesn't really matter.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:13 am

mvscal wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:I don't think Palin gets at it.
As long as she gets on it, it doesn't really matter.

If you're okay with a pity fuck.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:23 am

Yeah, I'm good with it.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:24 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
88 wrote:drink a 12-pack of shitty beer, while watching 3 hours of Sarah Palin's Alaska on DVR
Just another regular night for me.

Sin,

Poptart

I'm not a Palin fan.
I'm not a shitty beer fan.

Other than that, yeah, solid take.

You suck black cock.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:12 pm

88 wrote:You've got to be shitting me. Statistically speaking, about 60% of all men are banging a hairy hog. Sometimes I let the wife drift away at the g-store so I can do some data mining. After age 30, a significant portion of the female population slides into a disgusting un-bangworthy abyss. I see facial hair. Big asses. Humps. Missing teef. Bat tats. Bad tits. You name it. There are only about 40% you'd even consider slipping a shot past, even after a 12-er. And Palin is way past 40. You get to that milestone and the bangable percentage is in the 15% range or so, unless you are Phoenix Rob or Dan Vogel. Palin is damn close to a 10 for the age group. She has some seriously good looking hoots, decent legs and lips that would make Dinsdale's point. I'd bang her until her legs fell off PROVIDED she would shut the fuck up while I was doing my work. Just sayin.

Sarah is fucking HOTTTTTTT....she can talk all she wants to while I'm hittin' that fine ass of hers.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:16 pm

Paul wrote:

Sarah is fucking HOTTTTTTT....she can talk all she wants to while I'm hittin' that fine ass of hers.

Of course she could. You're one of the few people on earth who is Sarah Palin's intellectual equal.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:18 pm

BSmack wrote:
Paul wrote:

Sarah is fucking HOTTTTTTT....she can talk all she wants to while I'm hittin' that fine ass of hers.
Of course she could. You're one of the few people on earth who is Sarah Palin's intellectual equal.

Oh lookee here....imagine THAT, T1B's resident tree hugger and liberal pussy chimes in. Color me shocked!

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:02 pm

BSmack wrote:
Paul wrote:

Sarah is fucking HOTTTTTTT....she can talk all she wants to while I'm hittin' that fine ass of hers.
Of course she could. You're one of the few people on earth who is Sarah Palin's intellectual equal.

BODE

Terry in Crapchester · Thu Dec 02, 2010 6:13 pm

88 wrote:I'd bang her until her legs fell off PROVIDED she would shut the fuck up while I was doing my work. Just sayin.

Underlined part would be an absolute non-negotiable for me. The first time I heard "OOOOOHH, GAAAAADDD, TAAAAADDD" or some other equally horrid rumination come from her piehole, I'm afraid I'd probably go limp on the spot, and would remain that way for the foreseeable future. Fwiw, I would prefer that she shut her piehole before and after the act as well. She can start talking again once I'm out of earshot.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:31 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
88 wrote:I'd bang her until her legs fell off PROVIDED she would shut the fuck up while I was doing my work. Just sayin.
Underlined part would be an absolute non-negotiable for me. The first time I heard "OOOOOHH, GAAAAADDD, TAAAAADDD" or some other equally horrid rumination come from her piehole, I'm afraid I'd probably go limp on the spot, and would remain that way for the foreseeable future. Fwiw, I would prefer that she shut her piehole before and after the act as well. She can start talking again once I'm out of earshot.

so, what you're sayin' is you're gay, but your hearing works fine.

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:39 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote:
88 wrote:I'd bang her until her legs fell off PROVIDED she would shut the fuck up while I was doing my work. Just sayin.
The first time I heard "OOOOOHH, GAAAAADDD, TAAAAADDD" or some other equally horrid rumination come from her piehole, I'm afraid I'd probably go limp on the spot, and would remain that way for the foreseeable future. Fwiw, I would prefer that she shut her piehole before and after the act as well. She can start talking again once I'm out of earshot.

Why would she scream her husband's name if you're banging her?

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:06 pm

Terry in Crapchester wrote: Fwiw, I would prefer that she shut her piehole before and after the act as well. She can start talking again once I'm out of earshot.

Well of course you and some others on here are just so discriminating about Sarah keeping her mouth shut while you are banging her. Maybe if you were laying the wood to her like a real man would, she would not be able to come up with anything more than JUST KEEP FUCKING ME !!!!!..which is permissible..unless you want absolute silence out of your piece of meat, which would translate to : " You and your pin dick suck at this".

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:15 am

Screw_Michigan wrote:
BSmack wrote:
Paul wrote:

Sarah is fucking HOTTTTTTT....she can talk all she wants to while I'm hittin' that fine ass of hers.
Of course she could. You're one of the few people on earth who is Sarah Palin's intellectual equal.
BODE

boomshakalaka

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:36 am

Terry in Crapchester wrote:I'm afraid I'd probably go limp on the spot, and would remain that way for the foreseeable future.

And this would be different from sex with your gorilla of a wife how exactly?

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:41 am

if she's talking then you're doing it wrong.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:20 am

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:if she's talking then you're doing it wrong.

Disagree.

Bitch damn-well better come up with at least some perfunctory mumble when I ask her a question.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:45 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Bitch damn-well better come up with at least some perfunctory mumble when I ask her a question.

Why, are you soliciting performance feedback during coitus? I would have imagined you more of a "Here's a questionnaire and $4.39 for cab fare. Feel free to leave it on the counter after you make me a sammich and before you get the fuck out" type of guy.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:27 pm

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Why, are you soliciting performance feedback during coitus?

Because he is one of those considerate types of dudes who wants to make sure that he satisfies his partner rather than the normal male that just pounds the hole, blows the load, rolls off, takes a bong hit and a swig of beer, and picks up the remote ?

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:36 pm

Derron wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:
Why, are you soliciting performance feedback during coitus?
Because he is one of those considerate types of dudes who wants to make sure that he satisfies his partner rather than the normal male that just pounds the hole, blows the load, rolls off, takes a bong hit and a swig of beer, and picks up the remote ?

Does the question Am I in? count as being considerate?

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 5:31 pm

jiminphilly wrote: Does the question Am I in? count as being considerate?

No, it's a pointless question. Give it a few test pumps and if it feels wet, hot and hairy, keep pumping.