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Enough with the Christmas Carols. Time to rape humans.

WHAT THEY SHOULD FIND IN THEIR STOCKINGS ON CHRISTMAS MORNING

Dinsdale - arthritis

Coogs - beer goggles

88 - brevity

TiC - Sickle Cell Anemia
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AP - actual stockings

Wolfman - 15 bucks

Bsmack - an invoice for 15 bucks

trev - something interesting to say

YAFJ - a vile of Tony Romo's ass sweat

Derron - a book. any book.
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Cupid wrote:
Derron - a book. any book.
:lol:
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And for Marty this Christmas:

" If I only had a brain !"

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War Wagon: An ass map, for both of his hands.

KC Paul: Extra-wide casket. And then please use it soon.

Moving Sale: Makeover gift certificate. We've seen him and he looks very much like a lesbian.

BSmack: Hillary popsicles.

Van: Nuts.

Jsc: Pull the name of a body part out of a hat and we'll get it to you.

Dinsdale: Carly Simon's You're So Vain.

TheJON: Clorox. Drink immediately.

Mace: Home prostate exam kit.
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Blitzen wrote:TiC - Sickle Cell Anemia
I'm probably at greater risk for a heart attack. Just sayin'.
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Okay, you motherfuckers are officially out of control:

Hill walker endured a two-hour attack by a reindeer

Pat Cook, 57, was walking in the Highlands when the animal repeatedly knocked her over as she tried to escape. She said the incident had changed forever her view of “Santa’s friendly reindeer”.

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Paul: american history book
Paul: coaster (the american history book)
War Wagon: sense of entitlement. wait.....we gave that in '78.
Indyfrisco: portable tv so he can watch tv when he moves from one tv to another tv
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Toddowen: self of steam
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Cupid: The pointed end of Sarah Palin's shotgun
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trev: a piece of meat that's not dinner
trev: sober by noon
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trev wrote:Cupid: The pointed end of Sarah Palin's shotgun
Haven't you been watching her show? She's as big of a fraud as you. She'd be lucky to hit Gobbles McFucktard and Tarddowens' fat asses from 20 yards away. Christ almighty. You twats are pathetic.
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Shotguns don't really have a "pointed end."

Never actually seen a shotgun with a bayonette, and I've seen some crazyass guns.


Just sayin.
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Cupid wrote:Indyfrisco: portable tv so he can watch tv when he moves from one tv to another tv
Tell Big Guy to leave a gift receipt. My Dell Inspiron Mini Netbook has a TV tuner, and it works just fine.
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IndyFrisco wrote:
Cupid wrote:Indyfrisco: portable tv so he can watch tv when he moves from one tv to another tv
Tell Big Guy to leave a gift receipt. My Dell Inspiron Mini Netbook has a TV tuner, and it works just fine.
Yea, but does it run DJay?

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BSmack wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:Tell Big Guy to leave a gift receipt. My Dell Inspiron Mini Netbook has a TV tuner, and it works just fine.
Yea, but does it run DJay?

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I haven't tried anything besides shoutcast. What is DJay? Is it better/easier to use than shoutcast?
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IndyFrisco wrote:I haven't tried anything besides shoutcast. What is DJay? Is it better/easier to use than shoutcast?
It is a Mac only program that our two Mac using DJs swear is the bomb freaking diggity.
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BSmack wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:I haven't tried anything besides shoutcast. What is DJay? Is it better/easier to use than shoutcast?
It is a Mac only program that our two Mac using DJs swear is the bomb freaking diggity.
I won't go that far yet. Not even sure if I'll buy it. Been using the demo version and still ain't completely sold on it.
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