I defy you

[mvscal]

Give it a few test pumps and if it feels wet, hot and hairy, keep pumping.

Wha?!? I keeka you face, eh? Come back here!!

[Cuda]

When did AP get religion?

[Rooster]

"boomshakalaka" --Bizzarofelice

Wouldn't that actually be "boomshakalaska?" Just sayin'.

[Moving Sale]

to drink a 12-pack of shitty beer, while watching 3 hours of Sarah Palin's Alaska on DVR and not have a goddamned smile on your face.

You liberal tards sure are fixated on SP for some reason.

it's a hetero thing. you wouldn't understand.

I was taunting a female poster you braindead fuckpillow.

....And chicks that talk during sex are hot. I love that shit.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

[Derron]

....And chicks that talk during sex are hot. I love that shit.

Is this something one of your bi - boyfriends told you or did you read this on the internet somewhere.... ?? Reading how you are coming on to smackie there kind of backs this up ...

Since it is unlikely you have any personal experience with chicks at all..let alone one who talks during sex ... :doh:

[Moving Sale]

Homosmack from a shit poster. How surprising. Anything else you learned in 3rd grade that you want to share with us poopy pants? :doh:

[Terry in Crapchester]

....And chicks that talk during sex are hot. I love that shit.

Not when they have that annoying, nails-on-a-chalkboard type of voice that Sarah Palin has.

[Carson]

....And chicks that talk during sex are hot. I love that shit.

Is this something one of your bi - boyfriends told you or did you read this on the internet somewhere.... ?? Reading how you are coming on to smackie there kind of backs this up ...

Since it is unlikely you have any personal experience with chicks at all..let alone one who talks during sex ... :doh:

He saw it during a porn movie he and Pee Wee Herman went to.

[Moving Sale]

to drink a 12-pack of shitty beer, while watching 3 hours of Sarah Palin's Alaska on DVR and not have a goddamned smile on your face.

You liberal tards sure are fixated on SP for some reason.

it's a hetero thing. you wouldn't understand.

I was taunting trev who is a girl, or at least plays one on the interwebs you monkey dung eating piss bucket.

[Derron]

you monkey dung eating piss bucket.

Looks like Moving Bowels has a new internet insult book...looking forward to more of his cutting smack drops..

[Moving Sale]

you monkey dung eating piss bucket.

Looks like Moving Bowels has a new internet insult book...looking forward to more of his cutting smack drops..

Way to comment on my actual take you witless moron.

Roach,
How is third grade treating you?

[Derron]

Way to comment on my actual take you witless moron.

You had an actual take ? Missed it myself ..anybody ?

Roach,
How is third grade treating you?

[sound of buzzer] You just got yourself DQ'd here Moving Bowels....You cannot use more than one third grade reference in a single thread. You are at two in this thread. Break open that new internet insult book you have and try and refresh your smack insult's a bit....and you also have used up your quota of poopy pants insults as well....try Chapter 2 maybe

[Moving Sale]

You had an actual take ?

I can see how you would have missed it seeing as you are a vapid fuckstain. Try reading it again slowly. Have a moderately intelligent child help you if you don't get it by try 5 or 6.

You cannot use more than one third grade reference in a single thread.

If you mouth breathing Neanderthals could post something above that grade level I wouldn't even reference it once. Step it up you stupid vile fuckhole.

[Dinsdale]

If you mouth breathing Neanderthals could post something above that grade level I wouldn't even reference it once. Step it up you stupid vile fuckhole.

What grade level is IKYABWAI?

[Derron]

you are a vapid fuckstain. you mouth breathing Neanderthals , you stupid vile fuckhole.

Nice job getting to your Chapter 2 on your new internet insult book there Moving Bowels...but I am going to have to issue another DQ on you...you have already called me and every one else on here by those (perceived) insults. The use of the word vapid is a typical tard trait, but the word "vile" has like used in your mothers "vile" cunt that spewed you out is getting there. Can't wait to see what you got in Chapter 3. Fuck off now...

[Moving Sale]

What grade level is IKYABWAI?

Listen you horrid fucking poster, I know subtlety is lost on you. It appears that things that are blatant are lost on you as well but that is another thread. Telling someone why I called them a third grader is not IKYABWAI. Now calm down. Take a deep breath and try and come at me with something that is at least a LITTLE bit relevant.

Derron,
I get it, you're too dumb to post a retort to my actual take and you are going to triple down on your stupid "Chapter" smack. Good luck with that you stupid inane asslicking fuckpop.

[Derron]

you are going to triple down on your stupid "Chapter" smack. Good luck with that you stupid inane asslicking fuckpop.

Well sure why not..after all you make it so easy... " stupid inane" DQ'ed on those adjectives there..too common..but now that "asslicking", by itself does not constitute smack...well anything you post is not smack but...but "fuckpop ?? " Where the fuck do you come up with these tardicisims at ? " Fuckpop ??? Really....??

Waiting for Chapter 3 in " Moving Bowels Internet Insult's Clinic"...

[Moving Sale]

So you are not going to address my actual take. Is it because you are too stupid to even spot it? Can you spot it but when it comes time to comment on it does your right wing addled brain get all cramped and shit? What is it Derron? Not that I care but it would be nice if you could actually post something that logically followed the previous post.

[mvscal]

my actual take.

I laughed.

[Terry in Crapchester]

Getting back to the original topic of the board . . .

I suppose there might be a reason why I might want to watch this show. But offhand, I can't think of any.

There are other, hotter women elsewhere, who show more. And without the annoying, nails-on-a-chalkboard vocals of Sarah Palin.

One could argue that the Alaska scenery is breathtaking, but again, that's probably available on the Travel and/or Nat'lGeo channels as well. Again, without the annoying editorializing of Sarah Palin.

I suppose, if this show stays on the air long enough (which I doubt), there might be a reason to watch, though. Isn't Russia getting the World Cup in 2018? If so, TLC ought to be able to film it from Sarah's backyard. Now that would be pretty cool, I have to admit.

[Plato]

I've just got to say, watching Derron mentally dismantle Moving Sale here hearkened back to the day when Boris Spassky got his ass whipped by Bobby Fischer's chair.

[Screw_Michigan]

So far, it has very little politics in it.

You're kidding, right? Did you miss the hunting episode? That was nothing BUT political imagry from start to finish.

[Derron]

Not that I care but it would be nice if you could actually post something that logically followed the previous post.

Hmm..let's see here..you call me an asslicking "fuckpop"...I follow that with again mocking your smack attempt and then fucking laffing my ass off, (you know my ass??, the one you are licking all the time)...at your pathetic attempt at smack with your cutting "fuckpop" blast.....that seems to follow the progression you suggest, except you are too fucking stupid to understand that.

[Atomic Punk]

Not that I care but it would be nice if you could actually post something that logically followed the previous post.

Hmm..let's see here..you call me an asslicking "fuckpop"...I follow that with again mocking your smack attempt and then fucking laffing my ass off, (you know my ass??, the one you are licking all the time)...at your pathetic attempt at smack with your cutting "fuckpop" blast.....that seems to follow the progression you suggest, except you are too fucking stupid to understand that.

This is the thread I'm referring to Derron. IKYABWAI not coming from Dins yet?

[Derron]

Not that I care but it would be nice if you could actually post something that logically followed the previous post.

Hmm..let's see here..you call me an asslicking "fuckpop"...I follow that with again mocking your smack attempt and then fucking laffing my ass off, (you know my ass??, the one you are licking all the time)...at your pathetic attempt at smack with your cutting "fuckpop" blast.....that seems to follow the progression you suggest, except you are too fucking stupid to understand that.

This is the thread I'm referring to Derron. IKYABWAI not coming from Dins yet?

What the fuck are you talking about ?

[Atomic Punk]

Exactly Derron... you don't "gets it."

[Donder]

Tip:

Let Derron and Dinsdale sort out the IKYABWAI's.

You stick to more song parody.

Play to your strength.


Should have been a PM.

[Trampis]

So far, it has very little politics in it.

You're kidding, right? Did you miss the hunting episode? That was nothing BUT political imagry from start to finish.

Huh? What did I miss in that episode that was "political imagry"?

Fly in, meet gnarly tundra woman. Camp, stalk, kill and store meet. All done with your dad and his buddy. Pretty solid I think.

[Derron]

Tip:

Let Derron and Dinsdale sort out the IKYABWAI's.

You stick to more song parody.

Play to your strength.


Should have been a PM.

Fuck off meat locker..

[Moving Sale]

No Derron I made a comment about how I was referencing trev and you started in with the internet insult book line which had almost nothing to do with my post about trev except to comment on way I formed my post. Why did you not comment on the reason for the post? Because you are a monkey with his brains scooped out. So now you have two choices quadruple down on your shit chapter book smack or comment on my post about trev. Good luck you stupid silly shit eating tard.

[Moving Sale]

I hope Todd is hate-fucking the living beJesus out of that every night. I know I would, if she would shut the fuck up for a few minutes.

I don't watch it for Sarah Palin's supposed hotness. Truth be told, she's a bit past her hotness prime. But the Alaskan scenery is breathtaking.

You are a fucking mess.

[Derron]

No Derron I made a comment about how I was referencing trev and you started in with the internet insult book line which had almost nothing to do with my post about trev except to comment on way I formed my post. Why did you not comment on the reason for the post? Because you are a monkey with his brains scooped out. So now you have two choices quadruple down on your shit chapter book smack or comment on my post about trev. Good luck you stupid silly shit eating tard.

Comment on you post with trev ? Ok..you are a cunt just like she is.

You are boring me...just fuck off and stop posting..it will be better for you.

[Dancer]

Know the source of the take, fellas.

Glue_Sniffthecan would find republican political imagery on the set of Ellen.

[Moving Sale]

You are boring me...just fuck off and stop posting..it will be better for you.

I submit a post that is not directed at you, you respond to me and I'M biting your ankle? That is projection* at its 'finest.'


* Take your IKYABWAI and shove it up your ass Dins.

[Moving Sale]

So far, it has very little politics in it.

You can't see it because you are a stupid fuck, but if you think she doesn't see it as a political move then you are even dumber than your inbreed roots would suggest.