League MVP
League MVP
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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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So what? Your shit franchise still won't win a Super Bowl this year.
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No I won't, because that fucktard will NEVER win it.mvscal wrote:
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Re: League MVP
Rivers is definitely going to be on the short list of candidates.
He's having a helluva year tossin' the ball.
Continuing to win games would help his case for MVP.
That is, afterall, job #1 for a QB.
And speaking of winning, 4 of SD's next 5 games are at home.
Look out, because I can see this team movin' on UP in the West.
He's having a helluva year tossin' the ball.
Continuing to win games would help his case for MVP.
That is, afterall, job #1 for a QB.
And speaking of winning, 4 of SD's next 5 games are at home.
Look out, because I can see this team movin' on UP in the West.
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WOW...torching the Texans secondary! I'm impressed!
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Re: League MVP
He's torched everybody, fucktard.
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Philip Rivers is the best QB in the league right now. He's been carrying the offense pretty much alone for weeks now.
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Not exactly EVERYBODY.mvscal wrote:He's torched everybody, fucktard.
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Rivers = second coming of Dan Fouts
Decent qb who puts up big numbers. But, will never win a meaningful game, have a losing record as a starter and back into the HOF.
Hope he's a better broadcaster.
Decent qb who puts up big numbers. But, will never win a meaningful game, have a losing record as a starter and back into the HOF.
Hope he's a better broadcaster.
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BSmack wrote:So what? Your shit franchise still won't win a Super Bowl this year.
...says a fantasy neckcar champ!
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watch it, bub.
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...sorry bout that wags.War Wagon wrote:watch it, bub.
JIP said...Hell, Michael Sam has more integrity than you do.
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And a two time Fantasy Neckcar champ at that. I guess I'll have to hang another JFFL title on the wall to even things out.ChargerMike wrote:...says a fantasy neckcar champ!BSmack wrote:So what? Your shit franchise still won't win a Super Bowl this year.
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Re: League MVP
Tim Tebow
the five offensive plays he's run have been MONEY
the five offensive plays he's run have been MONEY
get out, get out while there's still time
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Felix wrote:Tim Tebow
the five offensive plays he's run have been MONEY
..and your point is??
JIP said...Hell, Michael Sam has more integrity than you do.
Re: League MVP
Yea, give me a break, LOL.
Yea, memo to you and Fouts, um it was the fucking Texans!!! What a joke. The scrotum sucking on these guys is unbelievable. A losing record against a shitty schedule and we're ready to crown him MVP? Please. Just because they have to do what they do because they suck so bad doesn't mean you use those stats to just give him an award, LOL but idiots like you and the media will.
Yea and I know you don't get what I am saying ^^^
Yea, memo to you and Fouts, um it was the fucking Texans!!! What a joke. The scrotum sucking on these guys is unbelievable. A losing record against a shitty schedule and we're ready to crown him MVP? Please. Just because they have to do what they do because they suck so bad doesn't mean you use those stats to just give him an award, LOL but idiots like you and the media will.
Yea and I know you don't get what I am saying ^^^
"If I could be compared to him (John Madden)...." Cris Collinsworth.
Uh, fucktard, don't EVEN think it fool. No chance, no way, no how. No fucking shit you'd be honored or whatever the fuck you said you'd be. He's great, you're not. No entertainment factor, no insight factor, just brown nosing, bullshit. Who's cock did he suck to make it this far?
Uh, fucktard, don't EVEN think it fool. No chance, no way, no how. No fucking shit you'd be honored or whatever the fuck you said you'd be. He's great, you're not. No entertainment factor, no insight factor, just brown nosing, bullshit. Who's cock did he suck to make it this far?
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PISC wrote:Yea, give me a break, LOL.
Yea, memo to you and Fouts, um it was the fucking Texans!!! What a joke. The scrotum sucking on these guys is unbelievable. A losing record against a shitty schedule and we're ready to crown him MVP? Please. Just because they have to do what they do because they suck so bad doesn't mean you use those stats to just give him an award, LOL but idiots like you and the media will.
Yea and I know you don't get what I am saying ^^^
..yep, just too deep for us Duane
JIP said...Hell, Michael Sam has more integrity than you do.
Re: League MVP
327 yards per game. Leading the league in yardage, touchdowns, yards per completion etc.BSmack wrote:Not exactly EVERYBODY.mvscal wrote:He's torched everybody, fucktard.
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There isn't a close second.
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FTFYmvscal wrote:3-5
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Re: League MVP
He's a damn fine JACKASS
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tebow for MVP!!!!ChargerMike wrote:
..and your point is??
get out, get out while there's still time
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Felix wrote:tebow for MVP!!!!ChargerMike wrote:
..and your point is??
..silly me
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Cueball wrote:He's a damn fine JACKASS
:P
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BSmack wrote:FTFYmvscal wrote:3-5
Tiger Woods....ALLEGEDLY wrote:"Hey, it's, uh, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Um, can you please, uh, take your name off your phone. My wife went through my phone. And, uh, may be calling you. If you can, please take your name off that and, um, and what do you call it just have it as a number on the voice mail, just have it as your telephone number. That's it, OK. You gotta do this for me. Huge. Quickly. All right. Bye."
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Who is 3-5, idiots? Yeah, you morons really know what you're talking about.Paul wrote:BSmack wrote:FTFYmvscal wrote:3-5
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1 shit post lap for Bsmack and Paul just continues his never-ending marathon.
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My bad, they're 4-5. Let me know when the "MVP" has a winning record.mvscal wrote:Who is 3-5, idiots?
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...psssst yep, your bad...46-18 record as a starter...let me know when you have a clue.BSmack wrote:My bad, they're 4-5. Let me know when the "MVP" has a winning record.mvscal wrote:Who is 3-5, idiots?
JIP said...Hell, Michael Sam has more integrity than you do.
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We're talking about THIS season Evel.ChargerMike wrote:...psssst yep, your bad...46-18 record as a starter...let me know when you have a clue.BSmack wrote:My bad, they're 4-5. Let me know when the "MVP" has a winning record.mvscal wrote:Who is 3-5, idiots?
4-5
Some MVP.
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...if we're talking this season, then we're talking the worst special teams disaster in the history of the NFL. It's only because of Rivers that we've won 4 games. He has near as close a grip on the game as Manning. Without him the Chargers are winless.
BTW...chatter on the pre and post game shows is that Rivers is ahead of Marinos pace :xxxl: but we shall see.
yer bait is pretty good Bri, I'll keep swallowing as long as you throw it out there. :D
BTW...chatter on the pre and post game shows is that Rivers is ahead of Marinos pace :xxxl: but we shall see.
yer bait is pretty good Bri, I'll keep swallowing as long as you throw it out there. :D
JIP said...Hell, Michael Sam has more integrity than you do.
Re: League MVP
M. Vick.
If the Iggles keep winnin' and Vick keeps doin' his thang, P. Rivers will be an afterthought.
If the Iggles keep winnin' and Vick keeps doin' his thang, P. Rivers will be an afterthought.
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sig materialChargerMike wrote:yer bait is pretty good Bri, I'll keep swallowing as long as you throw it out there. :D
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Tough to spot the real Jackass without a scorecard....
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Shouldn't be too hard to distinguish between them, Tru... Knoxville snorkels in port-o-johnnies while Rivers is simply a cock snorkeler.
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I see the Rivers for MVP talk has quieted.
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The cream ALWAYS rises up to the top in the end.BSmack wrote:I see the Rivers for MVP talk has quieted.
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Yea, that's going to stop the KC Gay meme.Paul wrote:The cream ALWAYS rises up to the top in the end.BSmack wrote:I see the Rivers for MVP talk has quieted.
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