69 years ago today....

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:19 pm

...the Japanese Navy attacked Pearl Harbor without provocation, killing hundreds and hundreds of innocent Americans and almost crippling the US Navy. Those of you tooling around in your Toyotas, Hondas, and Nissans stop and think about that for a minute. Especially those of you that own those vehicles that lost relatives to the Japanese in World War II. :brad:

I know the pile-on is coming....BRING IT.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:48 pm

Good thing we won the war. If we had lost, we'd be having to purchase products of Japanese and German manufacturing and play host to their camera carrying tourists. It could even have led to us eating their food like raw fish and dining in places where chef's play with fire and flip shrimp into their pocket.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:58 pm

Paul wrote:...the Japanese Navy attacked Pearl Harbor without provocation, killing hundreds and hundreds of innocent Americans and almost crippling the US Navy. Those of you tooling around in your Toyotas, Hondas, and Nissans stop and think about that for a minute. Especially those of you that own those vehicles that lost relatives to the Japanese in World War II. :brad:

I know the pile-on is coming....BRING IT.

Use the search feature to find your last one, you FAT fucking RETARD. You're not worth the effort.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:40 pm

Paul wrote: Especially those of you that own those vehicles that lost relatives to the Japanese in World War II.

Vehicles don't have relatives. They are a collection of inanimate objects.

If you're going to live here, learn how to use the fucking language. I've seen Engrish that makes more sense than your insipid shit drizzles.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:31 pm

R-Jack wrote:
Paul wrote: Especially those of you that own those vehicles that lost relatives to the Japanese in World War II.
Vehicles don't have relatives. They are a collection of inanimate objects.

If you're going to live here, learn how to use the fucking language. I've seen Engrish that makes more sense than your insipid shit drizzles.

Only an ankle-biter of YOUR magnitude would try to spin my words in that manner. Those of us with IQs FAR above yours know what I meant. Fucking idiot.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:32 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:So I should buy shitty cars 'cause you don't like our allies?

American-made cars (from Dodge/Ford/GM) are "shitty"? How so?

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:48 pm

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:13 pm

One of Paul's LEAST favorite movies...

Hunt Stevenson: If you walk out that door, you're going to miss a great comeback. We're ready to roll here, Jack.
Mr. Sakamoto: This will never be like a Japanese factory... *Jack.*
Hunt Stevenson: Oh, yeah? You're right. You know what else? So what?
Mr. Sakamoto: You failed.
Hunt Stevenson: Really? Wanna know something? I got one of the first cars ever made here. I got *the* first car ever - I don't think I want it anymore. As a matter of fact, here
[hands keys to Mr. Sakamoto]
Hunt Stevenson: . Why don't you take the keys, ok? I'd rather have one of those cars
[points to cars in assembly line]
Hunt Stevenson: . I'd rather have one of these cars that *we* made *together,* by hand. Your guys and my guys, together. You know why? Because those cars stand for something. Those cars stand for something pretty great. I'm proud of those cars. I'm taking one.
[Turns to workers]
Hunt Stevenson: Gentlemen, I'm going home in my new car!
Hunt Stevenson: [All workers cheer and applaud, then silently pray that Hunt's new car has a working engine. Hunt starts the car, and the workers cheer. However, the car literally falls apart after about 2 yards, and the workers start to moan. Hunter gets out of the car] I tell ya, I thought it handled great!

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:15 pm

Paul wrote:...the Japanese Navy attacked Pearl Harbor without provocation, killing hundreds and hundreds of innocent Americans and almost crippling the US Navy.

We explained to them the error of their ways in rather specific detail. We're friends now. It's 2010 not 1941, you FAT, FUCKING RETARD.

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:27 pm

jiminphilly wrote:

RACK this reset!

"I'm not drowning myself, I'm just freaking out!"

Sincerely,

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:28 pm

Paul wrote:Those of you tooling around in your Toyotas, Hondas, and Nissans stop and think about that for a minute. Especially those of you that own those vehicles that lost relatives to the Japanese in World War II. :brad:

I know the pile-on is coming....BRING IT.

Do a Google on this American: Dr. W. Edwards Deming you fucking idiot. Talk about KYOA in a severe manner.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 10:16 pm

Paul wrote:Only an ankle-biter of YOUR magnitude would try to spin my words in that manner.

I didn't spin anything. Did I alter your statement or something? That is what you said.

Paul wrote:Those of us with IQs FAR above yours know what I meant. Fucking idiot.

Really? You just finished your shit post laps for your lack of reading comprehension skills, failed at your last attempt at forming a coherent thought and it is now that you decide to break out IQ smack?

Relax guy. I'm just busting your chops. There are plenty of people who read and write worse than you. We call those people Dexter Manley. All kidding aside. I just thought it would be more fun than watching you try to bait a discussion on a topic you have been woefully unable to defend time and time again.

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:10 am

Atomic Punk wrote:
Paul wrote:Those of you tooling around in your Toyotas, Hondas, and Nissans stop and think about that for a minute. Especially those of you that own those vehicles that lost relatives to the Japanese in World War II. :brad:

I know the pile-on is coming....BRING IT.
Do a Google on this American: Dr. W. Edwards Deming you fucking idiot. Talk about KYOA in a severe manner.

Rack this. Learned about Deming and Stewhart in Quality Control class in college. Too bad the US didn't listen to those two guys when they returned from Japan or the US would be years ahead of all their other competitors right now.

Dancer · Post by **Dancer** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:33 am

KC Paul's Christmas gift.

Maybe I'm mistaken, just dropping around once a year, but isn't this
KC Paul guy the only person in board history to be banned for the offense
of just continually posting idiotic takes?

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:36 am

Scott

That wasn't Pauls point, now was it?

But I had no doubt that with Avalons and Tundras parked up your ass, you'd go there.

I'll echo Pauls thoughts to some extent, yet the attack on Pearl Harbor has nothing to do with the fact that if you buy a foreign make car, you are a piece of motherfucking shit.

Buy American, dipshit.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:58 am

mvscal wrote:
Paul wrote:...the Japanese Navy attacked Pearl Harbor without provocation, killing hundreds and hundreds of innocent Americans and almost crippling the US Navy.
We explained to them the error of their ways in rather specific detail. We're friends now. It's 2010 not 1941, you FAT, FUCKING RETARD.

I love the blithering retards who think Pearl Harbor happened in a vacuum without a series of events leading up to the attack.

Anyway, even if we factor in the Bataan Death March, I'm pretty sure dropping twonuclear bombs on 100% civilian targets still gives us a comfortable lead on the Pacific Theater Atrocity Scoreboard.

Tom In VA · Post by **Tom In VA** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:04 am

Negative.

The Japs were all about some atrocity. Unit 731.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:33 am

OCmike wrote: Anyway, even if we factor in the Bataan Death March, I'm pretty sure dropping twonuclear bombs on 100% civilian targets still gives us a comfortable lead on the Pacific Theater Atrocity Scoreboard.

Maybe you should crack a book sometime.

Sin,
The Rape of Nanking, :facepalm:, et. al.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:39 am

OCmike wrote:I'm pretty sure dropping twonuclear bombs on 100% civilian targets still gives us a comfortable lead on the Pacific Theater Atrocity Scoreboard.

I'm pretty sure you failed history class.

Sin,
The Firebombing of Tokyo, which beats out the 2 nukes for civilian casualties

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:20 am

The roommate sent me a few pics from Pearl this afternoon from one of the boats.

I totally get the USS Arizona memorial, but I find it a little odd that they just pulled the USS Utah up as far to the surface as they could and just kind of left the poor bastard there?

At least that's what it looks like. :/

They NEED to enlist the likes of Trev to come over and decorate.....or something?

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:51 am

War Wagon wrote:Buy American, dipshit.

In the last 15 years the only car I bought that wasn't built by American hands is my Dodge Intrepid.

FWIW, I'll probably buy a Ford when that car finally dies.

Atomic Punk · Post by **Atomic Punk** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 6:46 am

War Wagon wrote:Scott

That wasn't Paul's point, now was it?

But I had no doubt that with Avalons and Tundras parked up your ass, you'd go there.

I'll echo Pauls thoughts to some extent, yet the attack on Pearl Harbor has nothing to do with the fact that if you buy a foreign make car, you are a piece of motherfucking shit.

Buy American, dipshit.

Hey Paul and Wags, as I've lost track of many of you. Is that "KC Paul"? The fat guy? Let me ask you a fair question to either of you... specifically to WAGS and Paul. Is this "Paul" from Kansas City? It's not like Kansas City is known for anything other than the worst and fattest posters... or financial wizards. Just answer me that question. Secondly, do either of you know who Dr. W. Edwards Deming is and why you should know history before talking about "Jap" cars?

People that are intentionally stupid NEED hand grenade enemas.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 7:10 am

Atomic Punk wrote:Hey Paul and Wags, as I've lost track of many of you. Is that "KC Paul"? The fat guy? Let me ask you a fair question to either of you... specifically to WAGS and Paul. Is this "Paul" from Kansas City? It's not like Kansas City is known for anything other than the worst and fattest posters... or financial wizards. Just answer me that question. Secondly, do either of you know who Dr. W. Edwards Deming is and why you should know history before talking about "Jap" cars?

People that are intentionally stupid NEED hand grenade enemas.

You truly are a Grade A tard....you don't get it do you? :doh:

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT ANY OF YOU THINK.

I posted my opinion, and fully expected the ensuing pile-on. Oh, and I give a flying piss who 'Dr. W. Edwards Deming" is....you keep buying that Japanese-owned bullshit, and I'll keep doing my best NOT to.

Plato · Post by **Plato** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:38 pm

Is this your meltdown, tubby?

Can you imagine how much disgusting GUNK must coarse through this fat, stupid oaf's veins on a daily basis? Enough to make a man KHOA like he has done in this thread? Talk about an absolute monument to one's own stupidity.

Post a sentence that makes sense to NOBODY. Get called on it. Retort by telling the person who calls you out on it an IDIOT. HAHAHA! Perfect.

But as if that is not enough, he chases it by saying that anyone not in agreement with him is a tard and:

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT ANY OF YOU THINK.

Genius.

This is why a fat fuck got banned for simply posting too many shit takes. Shit take overload. Ban!

What a legacy.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:03 pm

Dinsdale wrote:
OCmike wrote: Anyway, even if we factor in the Bataan Death March, I'm pretty sure dropping twonuclear bombs on 100% civilian targets still gives us a comfortable lead on the Pacific Theater Atrocity Scoreboard.

Maybe you should crack a book sometime.

Sin,
The Rape of Nanking, :facepalm:, et. al.

Meh, China and Japan have been trading atrocities for centuries, so you have to judge them on a different scale. Kind of like when the Raiders play the Chiefs. There are going to be three personal fouls and at least one sexual assault every play when KC is on defense, but you can't throw a flag for everything.

Dinsdale wrote:
OCmike wrote:I'm pretty sure dropping twonuclear bombs on 100% civilian targets still gives us a comfortable lead on the Pacific Theater Atrocity Scoreboard.

I'm pretty sure you failed history class.

Sin,
The Firebombing of Tokyo, which beats out the 2 nukes for civilian casualties

Last I checked, the bombs dropped on Tokyo weren't still killing people from cancer decades after they dropped.

If you're okay with the US dropping nukes on Japan considering the circumstances of the war at the time, and I am, fine, but own it and acknowledge it for what it is.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:07 pm

Ana Ng wrote:I find it a little odd that they just pulled the USS Utah up as far to the surface as they could and just kind of left the poor bastard there?

At least that's what it looks like. :/

Utah was an obsolete ship. It was being used as a gunnery training platform and mobile bomb target. They just moved it out of the way.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:11 pm

OCmike wrote:Meh, China and Japan have been trading atrocities for centuries, so you have to judge them on a different scale.

Wrong.

Last I checked, the bombs dropped on Tokyo weren't still killing people from cancer decades after they dropped.

Neither were the nukes.

If you're okay with the US dropping nukes on Japan considering the circumstances of the war at the time, and I am, fine, but own it and acknowledge it for what it is.

I'd call it victory and certainly preferable to an invasion of Japan for both us and them. You are a stunningly ignorant simpleton. The Japs started it. We finished it. The only vacuum here is between your ears.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 3:17 pm

Paul wrote: Oh, and I give a flying piss who 'Dr. W. Edwards Deming" is.

Did you possibly mean to type "I don't give" or even "I could give", or was this more codespeak for your fellow mensa members? Also, what is the deal with the apostrophe/quotaion combo?

There is a difference between bad grammer and whatever the fuck it is that your sausage-like fingers mash onto your keyboard. You are the typing equivalent to Jamarcus Russell speaking. Seriously, enroll in a class. Unill then, enjoy stretching out that Chinese made "American Pride" t-shirt.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:01 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:...The Japanese are our allies, Paul. You haven't heard?

Do you also avoid eating fruit and vegetables grown in the south? Beef from our ranches and farms? Clothes made in our textile mills?

Um, Sam…

By the abundance of rebel battle banners that adorn the back windows and bumpers of F-150s in these parts, and proudly fly from the front yard flagpoles of your average trailer home, I’m of the opinion that lots of folks ‘round here would lay claim that those southern-raised fruits and veggies, moos and mills of yours are every bit ours too.

All I know is that they hafta issue Union gear to half the Rebs that show up at Civil War re-enactments to even out the sides, and that you can’t buy a bottle of Rebel Yell in Iowa or Kansas. And some might even tell you that Wm. Quantrill is still a personal hero of theirs...

Carry on.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:21 pm

OCmike wrote:Last I checked, the bombs dropped on Tokyo weren't still killing people from cancer decades after they dropped.

If you're okay with the US dropping nukes on Japan considering the circumstances of the war at the time, and I am, fine, but own it and acknowledge it for what it is.

So I suppose you consider the estimated 750,000 Allied casualties sacrificed in a full-tilt, all-out home island invasion of the Japanese version of the SEC to be a more virtuous and honorable alternative to couple of charred Jap towns?

Sorry Mike, but the staggering expense of American lives would've been an even bigger atrocity given that we had the means to prevent them.

Oh, wait... We did.

Better them than us.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:29 pm

R-Jack wrote:
Paul wrote: There is a difference between bad grammer and ....

if you are gonna run grammar smack, fire up your spellchecker as well, seeing as they are pretty much in the same smack genre.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:29 pm

R-Jack wrote:
Paul wrote: There is a difference between bad grammer and ....

if you are gonna run grammar smack, fire up your spellchecker as well, seeing as they are pretty much in the same smack genre.

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:41 pm

You attributed the post to the wrong person. Two times.

Genius.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:49 pm

Uh, Truman? Those are the exact circumstances that I was speaking of, and I quite clearly said that I was fine with it.

Paul · Post by **Paul** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:16 pm

R-Jack wrote: Did you possibly mean to type "I don't give" or even "I could give", or was this more codespeak for your fellow mensa members? Also, what is the deal with the apostrophe/quotaion combo?

There is a difference between bad grammer and whatever the fuck it is that your sausage-like fingers mash onto your keyboard. You are the typing equivalent to Jamarcus Russell speaking. Seriously, enroll in a class. Unill then, enjoy stretching out that Chinese made "American Pride" t-shirt.

EPIC job KYOA....chump.

Truman · Post by **Truman** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:39 pm

OCmike wrote:Uh, Truman? Those are the exact circumstances that I was speaking of, and I quite clearly said that I was fine with it.

Uh, Mike? I believe you categorized the dropping of the Atomic Bomb on two "innocent" Japanese cities as an atrocity. Specifically:

[quote="OC"Humanist""]I'm pretty sure dropping two nuclear bombs on 100% civilian targets still gives us a comfortable lead on the Pacific Theater Atrocity Scoreboard.[/quote]
Props to you for coming up short of labeling the American end-game as a war crime. But what you categorize as an atrocity, I categorize as "winning the fucking war."

What mvscal said: They started it.

What Dins's sig sez: Win the day.

What I say: Go fuck yourself. Fuckin' revisionist, hang-wringing Cali....

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:57 pm

Paul wrote:I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT ANY OF YOU THINK.

Right. Which is why your first reaction was to rush to a place that exists for people to tell you what they think.

Seriously, has anybody ever uttered that line with a shred of honesty?

I think it would be interesting to see how many gook-made products could be found in Paul's abode. I'm guessing quite a few. Although I'm not sure any race is equipped to construct a puffy coat durable enough to withstand Paul's flab waves as he guffaws over bumper sticker humor.

Paul was only 5 brain cells away from a decent take.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:12 pm

Truman wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:...The Japanese are our allies, Paul. You haven't heard?

Do you also avoid eating fruit and vegetables grown in the south? Beef from our ranches and farms? Clothes made in our textile mills?
Um, Sam…

Missouri never joined the Confederacy, tard. It was a border state along with Kentucky, Maryland and Delaware.

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:15 pm

Truman wrote: Uh, Mike? I believe you categorized the dropping of the Atomic Bomb on two "innocent" Japanese cities as an atrocity. Specifically:

[quote="OC"Humanist""]I'm pretty sure dropping two nuclear bombs on 100% civilian targets still gives us a comfortable lead on the Pacific Theater Atrocity Scoreboard.

Props to you for coming up short of labeling the American end-game as a war crime. But what you categorize as an atrocity, I categorize as "winning the fucking war."[/quote]

How wonderful for you. I categorize it, properly, as both an atrocious act and a necessary one.

What I say: Go fuck yourself. Fuckin' revisionist, hang-wringing Cali....

"Hang-wringing"? Really? The Missouri public school system rears its ugly head again.

Ana Ng · Post by **Ana Ng** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:21 pm

mvscal wrote:
Ana Ng wrote:I find it a little odd that they just pulled the USS Utah up as far to the surface as they could and just kind of left the poor bastard there?

At least that's what it looks like. :/
Utah was an obsolete ship. It was being used as a gunnery training platform and mobile bomb target. They just moved it out of the way.

You could've just said that it was the "Wags" of the waterfront, dude.

'Nuff said.