R.I.P. #10

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:25 pm

Since we're on the subject of who we wanted to be as kids, I always wanted to be Rod Carew. An absolute magician with the bat. Unfortunately, although I was always a good high-ball hitter, I couldn't hit a low pitch if my life depended on it.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:39 pm

TheJON wrote:The thing with Santo is this....

The 9 Gold Glove awards can be misleading

Especially since he only won 5 of them, you fucking tool.

TheJON · Post by **TheJON** » Mon Dec 06, 2010 10:13 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
TheJON wrote:The thing with Santo is this....

The 9 Gold Glove awards can be misleading
Especially since he only won 5 of them, you fucking tool.

Epic take. Epic take. You are a cool dude, Goober. Internet shit talker. Man, the chicks must really dig you.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:21 am

TheJON wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
TheJON wrote:The thing with Santo is this....

The 9 Gold Glove awards can be misleading
Especially since he only won 5 of them, you fucking tool.
Epic take. Epic take. You are a cool dude, Goober. Internet shit talker. Man, the chicks must really dig you.

Do you even read these threads before you respond, you gibbering fucktard?

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:09 pm

Mace wrote:True, but I thought you were chiming in to say you wanted to be Freddie Patek.

Swing and a miss!

Eddie Gaedel

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:06 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:
Mace wrote:True, but I thought you were chiming in to say you wanted to be Freddie Patek.
Swing and a miss!

Eddie Gaedel

I used that pic on him a few/several years ago. Still appropriate and Patek is probably too tall.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:07 pm

Patek was a towering 5'5". Moving Fail would definitely be looking up to him.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:35 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:Patek was a towering 5'5". Moving Fail would definitely be looking up to him.

I get it that you're pissed because I fucked your (then) GF during the Indy troll stop, but do you really have to carry a grudge for so long?

Mace,
You're a goat fucking ex-garbageman from Iowa that makes ends meet by subbing at the local middle school, so I can see how you would be pissed at me because I'm none of those things, but do you really think calling someone who is 5 10 a midget is really funny? I mean I know it's all you got but don't you think saying nothing is better then sounding like such a fuckpillow?

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:39 pm

Moving Sale is only 5 inches away from being 5'10" tall.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 5:19 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:Patek was a towering 5'5". Moving Fail would definitely be looking up to him.
I get it that you're pissed because I fucked your (then) GF during the Indy troll stop, but do you really have to carry a grudge for so long?

I get that you're pissed because of your vertical challenge, but do you really think I'm Cuntslinger?

I never have, nor ever would, be so pathetic as to have to meet up with people off the internet because I don't have real friends.

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 6:24 pm

IndyFrisco wrote:I get that you're pissed because of your vertical challenge,

I couldn't care less what you think about how tall I am. My comment was directed more at the lazy nature of the smack.

but do you really think I'm Cuntslinger?

Looks like I fucked the wrong chick. Or is that, looks like I fucked a diff chick.

I never have, nor ever would, be so pathetic as to have to meet up with people off the internet because I don't have real friends.

I had a good time. Didn't know anyone in Indy, because my friends are not pathetic tards, and I didn't know anyone going to the race that year and wanted to see it for bucket list reasons. True, board drama can be linked to said events and that is not good, but I can tell you that anyone that has 47 TVs needs more friends and acquaintances not fewer.

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:01 pm

Moving Sale wrote:
but do you really think I'm Cuntslinger?
Looks like I fucked the wrong chick. Or is that, looks like I fucked a diff chick.

You don't know who you fucked...except maybe your right hand..here is a little bit of info to help you out with making those distinctions:

What is the Difference between Transvestites and Transsexuals?

In the complicated redefining of gender and sexuality, terminology has become confusing and easy to misuse. Transvestites and transsexuals are two terms used often as synonyms, although many people suggest that this is a misidentification. Several differences exist between those identifying themselves as transvestites and transsexuals, although the exact definitions may vary from person to person.

One of the main differences between transvestites and transsexuals regards gender identification. Gender, according to many experts, is a social rather than biological definition. The social strictures regarding male and female roles are what define gender, rather than the anatomical and scientific definitions that define what sex a person is. In essence, the clothes you wear, the beauty products you use, and even the types of activities you enjoy may all be described in terms of gender.

Remember..when the cops ask you if you have a penis..what are you going to say ?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:12 pm

Derron wrote: You don't know who you fucked.

Can you read? I don't know what the relationship of the person I fucked is in relation to IC. Do you TRY and muddy the waters by feigning stupidity or are you actually that dumb?

Homosmack

How cutting edge of you. :doh:

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:11 pm

Moving Sale wrote: Can you read? I don't know what the relationship of the person I fucked is in relation to IC. Do you TRY and muddy the waters by feigning stupidity or are you actually that dumb?

You stupid fuck..you don't even know when some one is smacking you do you...the question here is....Are you a liar for saying that you fucked some woman ? Because nobody believes you could fuck a chick based upon your physical size, your mental capacity, or your so smooth pickup smack abilities.

Homosmack

How cutting edge of you. :doh:[/quote]

Not amused ? We are laughing at you tard dick..Well then lets go to midget smack..that is always good for a laugh at your expense...fuckin 5 foot 5 (or less) midget tard...

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:29 pm

Derron wrote:Because nobody believes you could fuck a chick based upon your physical size, your mental capacity, or your so smooth pickup smack abilities.

It takes a special breed of stupid to type such inane ramblings. You really believe that is funny? A lawyer that is too stupid to fuck a chick? That is what you bring to the table? A normal sized person can't fuck a chick because of his height? A person, that would be you, who can't even form a decent post commenting on "smooth pickup smack abilities?" Dude you are on pathetic POS. Your inability to type anything more complicated than a fart joke is quite evident. Now go read a book, if you can. Study someone who is funny and try and emulate them. Ask a bum on the street for a snappy come back but please step it up. Somehow someway.

We are laughing at you tard dick.

We? Run in a pack you hapless fucking tard?

Well then lets go to midget smack..that is always good for a laugh at your expense...fuckin 5 foot 5 (or less) midget tard...

Do you have ANYTHING that wasn't tried 500 times already? Anything? A new play on words? A funny limerick? An actually funny wytching of a pic? ANYTHING?

T1B

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