Well...Uh...OK, I guess.

[mvscal]

Jets coach Ryan dodges questions regarding foot-fetish videos, calls it a 'personal issue'

A day after a series of bizarre foot-fetish videos were made widely available featuring a woman who looks like the wife of Rex Ryan, the Jets coach refused to answer questions on the matter this afternoon, saying it is a "personal issue."

"Obviously, I knew this question was coming," Ryan told reporters following a team practice. "This is a personal issue and I'm not going to discuss it."


Deadspin reported that the woman in the videos goes by the Internet name "Ihaveprettyfeet" and has more than looks in common with Ryan's wife. Similar to Michelle Ryan, the 47-year-old is a housewife with a master's degree and is a Virgo who and once lived in Ellicott City, MD.

The Maryland town, just outside Baltimore, is the same place the Ryan family lived when Rex worked as an assistant coach for the Ravens.

The raunchy Alt.com profile purported to be that of Ryan and his wife also shows that they are interested in threesomes and "nipple torture." The profile is rife with other explicit sex acts and positions the couple is allegedly interested in.


Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/jets ... z18t47mq3z

[OCmike]

If Rex were smart, he'd find a way to make a Buck on this. All he'd have to to is package a DVD of his OL jacking him off with her toes, with a spacebar activated USB-powered eyeball/earhole bleach-tosser.

[mvscal]

If this is not some joke and is really legit, then Ryan wins the dumbest of the dumbfuck award for not knowing something like this would leak or that his OL would be recognized.

This season could not get any fucking weirder

It sure sounds like him on the video.

[trev]

It sounds like Ryan and the wife looks like his wife. I'm shocked he has a wife.

[Dinsdale]

That's so excellent, I don't even know what else to say.

We're going to be making jokes about this 10 years from now, and they'll still be funny.

[mvscal]

It sounds like Ryan and the wife looks like his wife. I'm shocked he has a wife.

Hi trev. So......how do you feel about footjobs, threesomes and nipple torture?

[poptart]

nipple torture

Not unusual.

Happens in most NFL dog piles.

[trev]

It sounds like Ryan and the wife looks like his wife. I'm shocked he has a wife.

Hi trev. So......how do you feel about footjobs, threesomes and nipple torture?

Off topic for the NFL forum. But I'll say no to #3 for sure.

I think the Ryan's did this before he became well known. It is pretty hilarious.

Lots of jokes to come in the future.

[BSmack]

It's just incomprehensible that when he did it, joke or not, the voice of reason didn't jump in and say this might not be the brightest idea

This is Rex Ryan we're talking about. Rex and the voice of reason are not on speaking terms.

[R-Jack]

Only the Jets could bring in Antonio Cormarte and his 24 children, all age 3, to be the team choir boy.

[poptart]

We're going to be making jokes about this 10 years from now

Naj Davenport defecated in a chick's laundry basket 8 years ago and that fun has just about worn out, so yeah, props to Rex for teeing himself up for us.

8-10 years sounds about right.

[BSmack]

We're going to be making jokes about this 10 years from now

Naj Davenport defecated in a chick's laundry basket 8 years ago and that fun has just about worn out, so yeah, props to Rex for teeing himself up for us.

8-10 years sounds about right.

Steelers fans loved Davenport and even we still call him "Dookie." He will NEVER live that night down.

[BSmack]

Things just got a whole lot worse for Rex. WAY worse.

http://mediatakeout.com/45788/explosive ... other.html

[R-Jack]

Once you go black, you get plantar fasciitis?

[Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff]

I'm into the whole foot fetish thing. Not DEEP into it, but I think it's great. Sorry to go off topic though. Rex Ryan sucks.

[BSmack]

I'm into the whole foot fetish thing. Not DEEP into it, but I think it's great. Sorry to go off topic though. Rex Ryan sucks.

I'm just going to quote this so you can delete it when you think better of it.

[Dinsdale]

Well, I was planning to make a fortune setting up a foot fetish website... then I found out YAFJ was into it...

Guaranteed loser, now.

[indyfrisco]

My friend's wife works as a security screener at a department store. I'm trying to get her to score me a couple mannequin feet. Our seats are right behind the visiting team, and I plan on holding those feet up in the air aplenty next week when the colts play the jets.

[BSmack]

My friend's wife works as a security screener at a department store. I'm trying to get her to score me a couple mannequin feet. Our seats are right behind the visiting team, and I plan on holding those feet up in the air aplenty next week when the colts play the jets.

For maximum effect, go in blackface.

[poptart]

I really don't care what Rex and his old lady are into.
Zero interest.

And I liked things better in the old days, too - pre-interweb, pre-twatter, pre-kink website, etc.

I mean, I could, for example, watch Hank Stram prowl the sideline without having to know that he liked to use his colon as a hamster habitrail.


I don't care what these freaks are into.

[indyfrisco]

I don't care what these freaks are into.

Me neither. It's just fun fucking with them.

At the Jacksonville game, there was a guy playing up to the crowd a bit, Terrance Knighton. My cousin googled him and saw his nickname is Pot Roast. We were heckling him all night calling him Pot Roast. He was actually really fun though as he would turn around and rub his belly and kept playing to the crowd. He made some pretty good tackles and would run towards us rubbing his belly. Most fun I've ever had at a game. Without the interwebs, we'd have never known that about him.

Last night, at the Titans game, Lavelle Hawkins was sitting on an equipment box showing off his buttcrack. We kept yelling at him to cover his ass up. He kept laughing and putting a towell behind him. A quick google and I saw he went to Cal. While this brought nothing to the heckling, it made since to me why he was opening up his asscrack for everyone.