Cockblock gets busted!!!!

[smackaholic]

This afternoon as I am walking out to my truck to go to lunch my phone rings....

Me: Hi hon.

Mrs. smack: (In extremely pissed off tone) Do you know what YOUR son looking at on the interwebs?

Me: (playing dumb, like I didn't know in 3 nanoseconds what was coming) What?

Mrs S: He was looking at porn. It was on youtube!!!

Me: Uhhhhh, are you sure? (No fukking way, I've never found pron on youtube).

Mrs S: Yes, I am sure. It came up on the history. See what happens when I work!!!!!!! I'm gonna get rid of that fukking interwebs!!!

Me: (to my self) nooooooooo!!!! Don't worry about it, honey. I will put a block on it so it can't happen again.

Damn, I thought, after I hung up. Did I forget to clear history before logging off the other day? Fukk. Hate to think that the poor bastid is taking the fall for me. Not that I would bail him out if that were the case. I know damn well that he's her little angel and will be quickly forgiven. Me? Well....not so much.

So I get home and log onto my account. I start typing... y...o...u...p (nothing showning in history)

Phhhheewwww!!!!!

Log onto the OL's account. Type in youtube... and the usual videogame crap pops up. No pron. Hmmmm.

Then I log into CB's account. y..o..u..p.. (youpron pops up, but just the warning page) He didn't go any further. Did he actually read the "are you 18" question and click no? Dumbshit.

Well, I gotta say, he's a damn good kid and honest to a fault. Wish I could say the same for his older sister!

Anyway, all that shit has been deleted and I guess I gotta put some sort of pron block on this damn thing now.

Should have just showed him the clear history tab awhile ago, dammit. Serves me right for being a neglectful parent.

[poptart]

How old is your little jack off?

[Goober McTuber]

How old is your little jack off?

Based on what we've seen from the old man, I'd guess he's in his early 30s.

[smackaholic]

he's 12.

you are confusing him with my bro-in-law, goobs. he's actually late thirties and the posterboy for what happens when parents are unwilling to throw them the fukk out if necessary. very smart dude who i have no doubt would be successful had he been put on the curb sometime around 1993. now of course, he has the excuse of being there to help my widowed 76 year old mom-in-law. when the OL tells me about how they go out to dinner every thursday night like your typical bluehaired couple, i cringe.

when you are old and look back on your memories of your 20s, it should include various episodes of drunken debauchery, not how much you liked the bread at olive garden.

[Dinsdale]

he has the excuse of being there to help my widowed 76 year old mom-in-law. when the OL tells me about how they go out to dinner every thursday night like your typical bluehaired couple, i cringe.

I know a couple of people who do that. They don't consider it a "career," and they dislike their predicament. They stay because "it's the right thing to do," and all that.

One of my close friends lives in his folks' basement (huge freaking house). They're in their 80's, and they have a cow every time he talks about moving out -- he's stuck. Till death do they part.

Wouldn't be so bad if he had a private entrance and could bring chicks home.


On the other side of the coin, they always have great food and a bunch of booze around, and a frequent and very charming houseguest named Dinsdale on an occasion.

[SunCoastSooner]

My father moved in with me and my little sister a few years ago (she has since started college and moved away) after he was diagnosed with cancer. Of all my siblings through him I am the only one who both has the means and is willing to help. I won't lie it can be very trying but I don't feel there is much of a choice in the matter. I have a two story home and he didn't have the ability to make it up and down the stairs much of the time so I had to basically surrender my master bedroom downstairs to him, move my sister into what was my daughter's/guest bedroom. Really rough during the holidays I had my little one and summers because it meant two weeks to two months sleeping on a couch because my room would become my daughter's; not so bad now that my sister has moved on to college. Can't park either of my vehicles in the garage because it has become a glorified storage facility for his belongings.

I can't say it is as bad as some descriptions though. He understands this is my home and I am a single thirty (or about to be at least) year old male and do the sort of things a typical such male would do. I don't really enjoy that when I have company over night it's like I am a teenager again almost being quiet and sneaking a girl upstairs so as not to wake him but it is what it is I suppose. I'm not going to abandon him that's for damn sure.

[smackaholic]

rack you coaster for taking care of your old man.

dins, i hear what you are saying and there are those that do it because it is the right thing to do. that's not the case here.

my mom in law is a very spry 76. Well, the new knee she got two weeks ago might have taken a bit of the spryness away for a while, but, the fact that the docs gave her one, shows they think she still has a few miles in her. she is 100% capable of living on her own and unless she starts going down hill really fukking fast, i see that being the case into her 80s.

if tom was a 37 year old dude that had been out on his own for a spell and moved back to help mom, i would be 100% behind it. that's not the case. he never left. and as far as i can tell doesn't have much of a social life other than interweb pron. going out with mom for dinner one day a week is fine for a 37 year old single dude, so long as the next night you have single 26 year old dental hygenist bouncing off your headboard.

[Screw_Michigan]

going out with mom for dinner one day a week is fine for a 37 year old single dude, so long as the next night you have single 26 year old dental hygenist bouncing off your headboard.

Single 26 y/o dental hygienists don't allow 37 y/o guys who live with their mothers to bounce them off headboards.

[smackaholic]

going out with mom for dinner one day a week is fine for a 37 year old single dude, so long as the next night you have single 26 year old dental hygenist bouncing off your headboard.

Single 26 y/o dental hygienists don't allow 37 y/o guys who live with their mothers to bounce them off headboards.

speaking from experience?

[Dinsdale]

Single 26 y/o dental hygienists don't allow 37 y/o guys who live with their mothers to bounce them off headboards.

Is anyone here surprised that Screwey is completely unfamiliar with the concept of "having game"?

[SunCoastSooner]

going out with mom for dinner one day a week is fine for a 37 year old single dude, so long as the next night you have single 26 year old dental hygenist bouncing off your headboard.

Single 26 y/o dental hygienists don't allow 37 y/o guys who live with their mothers to bounce them off headboards.

Sheeeeeeeeee-it!

You done lost your rabid mind screw ball. You have no fucking clue how many times I have pulled pussy, grade "A" prime at that, out of clubs, bars, and social functions after they hear or overhear about me taking care of my sick father, and/or raising and having custody of my little sister, and/or being a cancer survivor myself. It's like a pussy trifecta. "Here, please take my panties off Mr. Coaster." It doesn't even require having any game more often that needing to use it.

You don't even have the first concept how to land a piece of ass do you?