Samantha Mohr on the Weather Channel.

[War Wagon]

Rules damnit, RULES!

[Sirfindafold]

There's alot of music left on that old fiddle.

[Dinsdale]

The best thing about forty-seven year olds?

There's forty of them.

[Goober McTuber]

The best thing about forty-seven year olds?

There's forty of them.

Thanks for your input, Diego.

[Jay in Phoenix]

Samantha used to work for the same station I did about ten years ago. She was and still is, very cool, very funny and very hot.

And yes, I hit it.

Not-so-humble Jay

[Moving Sale]

And yes, I hit it.

We know you are a misogynistic pig and physically abuse women, but what we really want to know is did you have sex with her or not and do you have pics?

[Jay in Phoenix]

We know you are a misogynistic pig and physically abuse women, but what we really want to know is did you have sex with her or not and do you have pics?

Mysogynistic? Hardly.

Sam and I dated for about two months. And while it was a brief relationship, it was intimate.

But no pics for you midget. You simply aren't mature enough to handle them.

[Neely8]

This the one your looking for?

[indyfrisco]

Her cans look "enhanced' in the blue sweater pic vs. other pics I have seen of her.

While fake tits may look ok in pictures, once they are in your mouth, they are repulsive.

[Derron]

And Jay - if you really did tag that, you need to peel the skin off your dick and have it bronzed.

What he really needs is a winch to pull in his troll net, since he blew smoke up your asses and you all went for it. Jay tag that ???
Dude has got over I know....

[indyfrisco]

Derron,

Believe it or not, some people have tagged famous gash, myself included. You don't have to be famous to pull enough wool over their eyes if only for one night. You just need game. Some have it. Some don't. Some (me) tossed it away long ago.

[Sirfindafold]

Derron,

Believe it or not, some people have tagged famous gash, myself included. You don't have to be famous to pull enough wool over their eyes if only for one night. You just need game. Some have it. Some don't. Some (me) tossed it away long ago.

Jerking off to the Farrah Fawcett poster does not qualify as "tagging famous gash"

[indyfrisco]

Derron,

Believe it or not, some people have tagged famous gash, myself included. You don't have to be famous to pull enough wool over their eyes if only for one night. You just need game. Some have it. Some don't. Some (me) tossed it away long ago.

Jerking off to the Farrah Fawcett poster does not qualify as "tagging famous gash"

Who is Farrah Fawcett you old ass fuck?

[Moving Sale]

Mysogynistic? Hardly.

This is why I rarely joke around here. Either you guys are too dumb to get it, to stubborn to admit that my stuff is good or I suck at the funney.

You simply aren't mature enough to handle them.

The rest of the board might like to see them did you ever thing of that?

[Trampis]

Derron,

Believe it or not, some people have tagged famous gash, myself included. You don't have to be famous to pull enough wool over their eyes if only for one night. You just need game. Some have it. Some don't. Some (me) tossed it away long ago.

Im updateing my spreadsheet, which Boys 2 Men "singer" did you nail again?

[Moving Sale]

Who is Farrah Fawcett you old ass fuck?

Well then, you brought it up. Fill us in.

I've got pics that I will throw up if want to make a game of it.

[indyfrisco]

I don't deal with trolls even when I know who they are.

[Moving Sale]

So you were lying. Typical of your ilk.

[Jay in Phoenix]

This is why I rarely joke around here. Either you guys are too dumb to get it, to stubborn to admit that my stuff is good or I suck at the funney.

Okay, I'll go with number 3, you suck at the funny. Because a joke should not only actually be funny, but it should be recognized as an actual joke. But that's okay, at least you are somewhat self-aware of the fact.

And Derron, you should know better. I wasn't trolling. Remember, I worked at a local TV station for over 25 years, and Channel 3 was famous for hiring hotties for their newsroom, whether they were anchors, reporters, p.a.'s or interns. No b.s., Samantha and I were freinds with benefits. Hell, I dated a couple of women who moved onto greener and more national pastures.

For instance: Daryn Kagan formerly of CNN.

Also with benefits.

Also, Elizabeth Vargas, from ABC and 20/20, now married to singer Marc Cohn.

No benefits, just a couple of dates.

This isn't bragging or any other sort of bravado. If you work with someone long enough, go to enough parties, hang out after work at clubs or bars, socialize enough, things can happen. And my working environment bred relationships like these, kind of like a soap opera. Nature of the business, especially in the 80's. Remember, back then, these girls were new to the business and not yet famous. Just co-workers, albeit hot ones.

And for the record, Sams's cans are real. And she isn't blonde. She's a natural red-head.

[indyfrisco]

And for the record, Sams's cans are real.

And they're spectacular!



I believe ya. Maybe they've just given in to gravity.

[Derron]

And Derron, you should know better. I wasn't trolling.

Oh, I knew you were not....but some of the other guys just went for it. I am just waiting to hear Indy come up with something like

" Oh I fucked Liz Clayman one night on television # 9, located in my laundry room and her tits are big. "

[Moving Sale]

But that's okay, at least you are somewhat self-aware of the fact.

I think you should take a longer look at options one and two because you are both stupid and stubborn.

This isn't bragging or any other sort of bravado. If you work with someone long enough, go to enough parties, hang out after work at clubs or bars, socialize enough, things can happen. And my working environment bred relationships like these, kind of like a soap opera. Nature of the business, especially in the 80's. Remember, back then, these girls were new to the business and not yet famous. Just co-workers, albeit hot ones.

They are also good at spreading their legs for cops and fireman and EMTs and prosecutors and defense attorneys if they think it will get them a scoop down the road.

And we have better talent even though it is a small market because let's face it Cali is a much better launching pad than Az. The ugliest of the news skanks I plowed was better looking than Mohr or Kagan.

[Moving Sale]

You mean like a head shot off the net like J provided?

[Sirfindafold]

Anybody catch Juliet Huddy on Fox & Friends this morning?

good god almighty.

[Derron]

The ugliest of the news skanks I plowed was better looking than Mohr or Kagan.

Pics or it didn't happen

Just look a bit...he just keeps plowing away..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrF_s0Wu ... re=related

[Derron]

I mean - you might be able to crawl up a midget's pussy and have a grand mal. They might feel that, but that's your only option.

Ahhh thanks for the coffee spray and the coughing fit after laughing at this...thank you for a great New Years chuckle.

Is there such a thing as a short midget ?

[Atomic Punk]

Jay, you forgot to mention Mary Jo West from Channel 10. I don't think she's aged very well as many blonds don't. Back in the day she was a knockout.

[Goober McTuber]

Either you guys are too dumb to get it, to stubborn to admit that my stuff is good or I suck at the funney.

I, for one, am willing to admit that you suck at the funney.

[smackaholic]

I mean - you might be able to crawl up a midget's pussy and have a grand mal. They might feel that, but that's your only option.

Ahhh thanks for the coffee spray and the coughing fit after laughing at this...thank you for a great New Years chuckle.

Is there such a thing as a short midget ?

I think TVO qualifies. :)

are you kidding me?

at 5'10" TiVO is the fukking yao ming of midgets.

[smackaholic]

I mean - you might be able to crawl up a midget's pussy and have a grand mal. They might feel that, but that's your only option.

Ahhh thanks for the coffee spray and the coughing fit after laughing at this...thank you for a great New Years chuckle.

Is there such a thing as a short midget ?

I think TVO qualifies. :)

are you kidding me?

at 5'10" TiVO is the fukking yao ming of midgets.

[Dee Snutz]

Samantha used to work for the same station I did about ten years ago. She was and still is, very cool, very funny and very hot.

And yes, I hit it.

Not-so-humble Jay

I had to lock down every level of security on the internet against this creep. I can't imagine what this poor woman had to go through to fend off this weirdo who is now claiming to have fucked her. Hey, Jay, what did you actually do there at that station besides carry coffee to the talent and creep everyone out? And it's not hard to contact her.