Seriously, though. There is one thing I will say about you people. Passionate as can be, but dumber than a box of singed pubic hair when it comes to football. Well, ignorant, to be more precise. Just in terms of the way-of-the-world in college football. How shit works, etc. Oh, and football outside the SEC, of course. It seems plenty of folks down there still think a couple of dead rivals are running the Big Ten.
I needed an escape from this horseshit, and perhaps even my own ignorant stereotypes, so I attempted to cleanse the experience with a quick ogling of some hot Bama chicks. After typing "hot bama chick" into Google images I swear to god this was one of the first images to pop up:
But it didn't end there:
Sweet mother of god. This is what happens when you splice shutyomouth with Rumplewife with a trucker and a dirty sanchez.
On that theme, other Bama fans showed up:
Sam, when did you grow out your beard?
And then there's just pure class:
So then I got to thinkin' about the game. How in the hell is MSU going to match up with the superior athletes of the University of Alabama:
Yeah, the guy was good. Which worries me. If you field vats of lard that can play ball, I'm a little worried about your guys who actually know what a bench press is.
MSU's best receiver, BJ Cunningham, broke his foot in practice and will not play in the game. That's the only excuse I got lined up...but it's not much of one. Fortunately MSU is deep at the offensive skill positions, so while his reliable pass catching skills will be missed, they got another guy with some experience who can step in.
From what I understand one of Bama's biggest weaknesses is pass protection. That surprises me with the lines you guys tend to build down there. Only problem for MSU is that one of their biggest weaknesses happens to be generating a pass rush...so that pretty much cancels out.
I'd say JJ is pretty much gonna have a field day, which is fine. Just contain Bama's stable of RBs, and MSU should be ok. Which I think they can do. Rush d is something they've been consistently good at this year.
I think if Bama plays to their full potential for 4 quarters, they win somewhere between 7-13 points. The problem is they really haven't done that at all this year, from what I gather. They appear to be a poor 2nd half team, and MSU has been dominant in the 2nd half of games. So that should be interesting.
My prediction:
Alabama 30
Michigan State 24
