Cue up mvscal for this one

[Screw_Michigan]

All you need to know about "hip hop culture" and those who enjoy/live it:



Why isn't this dude swinging back at these savage beasts? Think I'm going to go get one of these soon:

[Dinsdale]

A better choice:

[Screw_Michigan]

No handguns in DC, moron. I think the retractable baton would do enough damage.

[R-Jack]

Like what? Give them a fat lip?

[Dinsdale]

Like what? Give them a fat lip?

No, a black eye.

[Dinsdale]

No handguns in DC, moron.

They issue CCWs in DC... moron. About 5 seconds of websearching reveals they honor Iowa CCws, as well... moron.


Won't be long before all of DC's unconstitutional gun laws are gone.

I think the retractable baton would do enough damage.

Pull that on me (or anyone else with training) and see what happens.

I'll give you a hint: the word "popsicle" comes to mind.

[mvscal]

No handguns in DC, moron.

Not quite. All manner of criminals have them as do the privileged elite. You, on the other hand, are permitted to own a revolver (only) kept in a disassembled state in your home.

I think the retractable baton would do enough damage.

You can be sure the thugs will have a gun. The only damage done will be to your colon when they shove it up your ass.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

The only damage done will be to your colon when they shove it up your ass.

We're talking about Screwey's colon, right?

hotdog + hallway = nuthin' but net

[Dinsdale]

[You, on the other hand, are permitted to own a revolver (only) kept in a disassembled state in your home.

I thought you could have a shotgun too?

Regardless, that shit will get fixed sooner or later, and the rate of violent crime will drop like a rock in DC.

[Ana Ng]

LOLERZ @ this comment left:

"A n-igger will only attack in packs, never on its own, so you must be ready to take on many pavement apes at once".

[titlover]

LOLERZ @ this comment left:

"A n-igger will only attack in packs, never on its own, so you must be ready to take on many pavement apes at once".

pavement apes?

we need to get that guy to post here.

[Screw_Michigan]

No handguns in DC, moron.

Not quite. All manner of criminals have them as do the privileged elite. You, on the other hand, are permitted to own a revolver (only) kept in a disassembled state in your home.

I think the retractable baton would do enough damage.

You can be sure the thugs will have a gun. The only damage done will be to your colon when they shove it up your ass.

Do you honestly think those clowns involved with that beating were armed? I doubt it.

[Screw_Michigan]

You don't need a baton. You need:

Old Town? You gotta be shittin' me. Oh, the cab. Cabbing around town is expensive. I'll take my chances with the Metro.

[War Wagon]

No handguns in DC, moron.

They issue CCWs in DC... moron. About 5 seconds of websearching reveals they honor Iowa CCws, as well... moron.

well, well, well... what do we have here?

Dinsypoo going all IKYABWAI, and not one stinking coward here to call him on it. I mean, it really doesn't get any more blatant than that.

Figures.

It was only a matter of time. Live by the IKYABWAI, die by the IKYABWAI.

[Dinsdale]

well, well, well... what do we have here?

3 places to get oil out of the ground?

Dinsypoo going all IKYABWAI, and not one stinking coward here to call him on it. I mean, it really doesn't get any more blatant than that.

I'll cut you a break, due to your KC genetic makeup...

SM called me a "moron," when in fact I was indeed correct, and he was in fact wrong.

That's not an "IKYABWAI," it's a "get your facts straight before you call other people 'moron.' "

But I wouldn't expect you and your ilk to get such subtleties.

KC strikes again... figures.

[R-Jack]

and not one stinking coward here to call him on it.

Yeah, that should've been your first clue that keeping your thoughts to yourself was a good idea.

[War Wagon]

You drop IKYABWAI's indiscriminately every chance you get, fool. You will leave no sofa cushion unturned trying to dig one up. I could give two shits who's wrong or right, you got hung by your petard.

Die in an oil refinery explosion.

[R-Jack]

I could give two shits who's wrong or right.

Fairly obvious.

[Screw_Michigan]

Die in an oil refinery explosion.

Nice.

[mvscal]

"pavement apes".

Yeah, I guess they don't have yards in their publicly funded spawning grounds anymore.