"Helping AP pack the U-Haul" = unprotected gay sex
example: "Man, I thought that guy was cool until I found out he helped AP pack the U-Haul".
"Take it to Dins" = show disinterest in engaging in an 18 page polemic on some trivial matter
example: "Look...it's getting kinda late. I think we've gone over the history of can openers long enough. You need to take it to Dins."
"Friend of smackaholic's" = gibbering imbecile
example: "Our family was devastated when we learned the news that Dad was diagnosed with Alzheimer's and he would soon become a friend of smackaholic's".
"Mikey's Cooking Forum" = Mikey's Cooking Forum
example: "You might want to read what you typed before hitting SUBMIT, asswipe. This isn't Mikey's Cooking Forum".
The List Of T1B Metaphors
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Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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The List Of T1B Metaphors
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: The List Of T1B Metaphors
Martyred wrote:"Mikey's Cooking Forum" = Mikey's Cooking Forum
example: "You might want to read what you typed before hitting SUBMIT, asswipe. This isn't Mikey's Cooking Forum".
Goober McTuber wrote:One last post...
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"treving" = overly sexually coy
example: "My wife gave me that look last night. I thought we were going to split the sheets and rock the box spring...turns out she was just fishing for a new iPhone. Boy, did I ever get treved".
example: "My wife gave me that look last night. I thought we were going to split the sheets and rock the box spring...turns out she was just fishing for a new iPhone. Boy, did I ever get treved".
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: The List Of T1B Metaphors
"m2's cell phone pics" = counterfeit merchandise/fraudulent items
example: "I'd recommend eBay for purchases. Just make sure to use PayPal and check the seller's rating. You don't want to get stuck with m2's cell phone pics".
example: "I'd recommend eBay for purchases. Just make sure to use PayPal and check the seller's rating. You don't want to get stuck with m2's cell phone pics".
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: The List Of T1B Metaphors
WTF?Roach wrote: "get martyreded" = be assaulted by suggestive online message board sexual passes
"Poor old Trev is sure getting martyredded today eh?"
I thought we were Facebook friends? That was pretty low.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: The List Of T1B Metaphors
"Penis mv" = sycophantic behaviour regarding alpha-male message board figures
example: "Wow, I thought Toddowen had penis mv, but Felchco is riding his jock like it was the Preakness!".
example: "Wow, I thought Toddowen had penis mv, but Felchco is riding his jock like it was the Preakness!".
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Re: The List Of T1B Metaphors
IndyFrisco wrote:Martyred wrote:"Mikey's Cooking Forum" = Mikey's Cooking Forum
example: "You might want to read what you typed before hitting SUBMIT, asswipe. This isn't Mikey's Cooking Forum".
OK.
You'e both BANNED!!!
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"Vanned" = the new runned
example: Damn, did you see the beating RtS took at 9:07 last night? He totally got vanned.
example: Damn, did you see the beating RtS took at 9:07 last night? He totally got vanned.
Re: The List Of T1B Metaphors
Rack Roach and my new sig.
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Re: The List Of T1B Metaphors
trev wrote:Rack Roach and my new sig.
You can go trev some other sap. We're through.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Re: The List Of T1B Metaphors
...unless you want to do counseling. Do you want to do counseling?
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.