Want to apply for the Michigan job?

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http://umjobs.org/job_detail/54639/head_football_coach

I was something like 17-2 in online play on NCAA Football. Oh, and I drink a lot of beer on Saturdays, critique teams on message boards, and yell at the tv a lot. I think I've got a shot. Oh, and I won't have to throw the game vs MSU cuz we'll just lose anyway.