World's Worst Beer

[Screw_Michigan]

Gotta admit, used to drink a lot of rail gin and cranberry pitchers when I was at WMU. There was this dive near campus called Waldo's and they used to sell rail pitchers for $7.25 on Thursdays. When I first started hitting those up, I started on gin and 7up, but then I determined the soda damage that was being done to my teeth so I moved over to cranberry. Shit was pretty good.

[missjo]

American beer is like fucking in a canoe

It's pretty damn close to water

[smackaholic]

American beer is like fucking in a canoe

It's pretty damn close to water

if you're gonna tell a joke, sweetcakes*, try not to mangle it so bad.

better yet, when the men are talking beer, just sit there and look pretty or maybe go get us another one.

How is American beer like making love in a canoe?

They're both fukking close to water.

i actually heard it with coors light as the subject which made much more sense.

* official new board name for all female posters

[smackaholic]

stopprd by a friends house last night on the way home from work.

fliend: wanna beer

me: of course

i sit down at his kitchen table and look up just as a cold busch, in a can is being placed in front of me. being from the beer i didn't pay for is good beer school, i drank it. surprisingly enough, i had no inkling to immediately throw it back up as i did the last time i tried this circa 1982.

my fukkin' taste buds must be worn out.

[Dinsdale]

being from the beer i didn't pay for is good beer school, i drank it.

Youboughts is probably my favorite brand of beer.

[Dinsdale]

And since Sweetcakes chimed in -- been a long time since I've had the trauma of tasting Fosters.

What a weird twist on the English language -- in the Penal Colony the word "fosters" is apparently some slang for "shit." Stange ad campaign, but whatever works for them.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Penal

:swoon: I hope it's balck

Sin,
Guntslinger

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

How can Piels not be on this list? I remember being subjected to that $4.99/case hogpiss during Anchorman sessions at UConn.

[Q, West Coast Style]

http://www.drunkard.com/issues/03_03/03 ... y_fury.htm

[Dinsdale]

Here's a List of the 10 weirdest Beers

Another fine microbrewery, Rogue Ales...

I stopped reading after that.

[Trampis]

http://www.drunkard.com/issues/03_03/03 ... y_fury.htm

How is Bud High Gravity not on that list? Nasty I tell ya! Tastes like cheap beer with a shot of the worst Whiskey dropped in it.

BTW, made the mistake of buying a sixer of Blue Moon, Spring Blonde Wheat Ale . If i would have read the stupid label with the disclaimor of a "crisp citrus finish", I could have avoided the whole dealio. Wife loved it of course.

[MONEY]

Beer ?

Are you fucking kidding me ???

I'd rather eat Taco Bell.

[Dinsdale]

I'd rather eat Taco Bell.

One of your renfair buddies named themselves Taco Bell?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Beer ?

Are you fucking kidding me ???

I'd rather eat Taco Bell.

A man who doesn't drink beer is a man who cannot be trusted. But just so you know, there are all kinds of beers with sweet and fruity flavors marketed just for your kind.

[Dinsdale]

Coming from a guy whose "people" are known for drinking mead, a distaste for beer is pretty funny.

[missjo]

And since Sweetcakes chimed in -- been a long time since I've had the trauma of tasting Fosters.

What a weird twist on the English language -- in the Penal Colony the word "fosters" is apparently some slang for "shit." Stange ad campaign, but whatever works for them.

We don't drink Fosters here
It's the cats piss we export overseas
to keep you away from our real beer!