Will the Tea Party Ever Catch On

[Mikey]

...to this fad?

Might get the rest of the country to finally LISTEN to them.

[mvscal]

So you're comfortable with government's cock up your ass. Is that what you're saying?

[Screw_Michigan]

That's fucked up. And very fucked up by you, Mikey, for encouraging Teabaggers to set themselves on fire. As I said with Palin, I only want her crushed. Not dead.

[Mikey]

So you're comfortable with government's cock up your ass. Is that what you're saying?

Not comfortable at all.
But I'd be a lot more comfortable if you'd take a bath in some unleaded regular and light a match before drying off.

[Mikey]

That's fucked up. And very fucked up by you, Mikey, for encouraging Teabaggers to set themselves on fire. As I said with Palin, I only want her crushed. Not dead.

I never said I wished any of them dead.
But it would be very cool to see some of them wrapped up like the guy in the picture.

[Tom In VA]

Fighting fire with Fire.

[Sirfindafold]

But I'd be a lot more comfortable if you'd take a bath in some unleaded regular and light a match before drying off.

Would the carbon credits be charged to your hand wringing liberal ass? or mvscal?

[mvscal]

So you're comfortable with government's cock up your ass. Is that what you're saying?

Not comfortable at all.

Oh? The Tea party are the only people in this stupid, fucked up country who want the government's dick out of your ass and you want them to kill themselves.

Sounds to me like you are quite content with the snug fit of Uncle Sam's cock and balls stuffed up your ass.

[Mace]

So you're comfortable with government's cock up your ass. Is that what you're saying?

Not comfortable at all.
But I'd be a lot more comfortable if you'd take a bath in some unleaded regular and light a match before drying off.

Ethanol, Mikey. Ethanol. Gotta support the corn farmers of America.

[Mikey]

Ethanol it is, then.

I was actually thinking about Bacardi 151, but what a waste that would be.

[Mace]

Ethanol it is, then.

I was actually thinking about Bacardi 151, but what a waste that would be.

Thank you, Mikey, from the State of Iowa. We might as well put those subsidies to good use.

[Derron]

in some unleaded regular

Showing your age here a bit. Apparently, it is just regular now, or so I was told by some nose ring wearing little punk ass bitch at the gas station. He had no clue that there was ever leaded gasoline. And the gubmint does not allow self serve in Oregon.

I confused him when I asked for plus unleaded. It was just "plus". My bad ..I guess.

[Dinsdale]

What a tastless interjection... just wrong...

If mercy's in business, I wish it for you.

And more than just ashes, if Mikey's dreams come true.

[Mikey]

RACK the reset.

[Mikey]

in some unleaded regular

Showing your age here a bit. Apparently, it is just regular now, or so I was told by some nose ring wearing little punk ass bitch at the gas station. He had no clue that there was ever leaded gasoline. And the gubmint does not allow self serve in Oregon.

I confused him when I asked for plus unleaded. It was just "plus". My bad ..I guess.

I guess it's all unleaded now. Good thing I got rid of the '67 Marquis (book 'em Dano) 15 years or so ago. Prolly burn out the piston head, rings, etc. with today's gas.

They don't allow self serve in New Jersey either. Every time we go back there to visit relatives I have to resist the temptation to get out of the car at gas stations.

[War Wagon]

gubmint

Gahhh!

suckaholic has infected you, too.

[Screw_Michigan]

gubmint

Gahhh!

suckaholic has infected you, too.

I hate that shit, too. Lazy, disrespectful fucks.

[Tom In VA]

Sorry Dins, didn't mean to be tasteless.

1. I was meeting absurdity with good music - related to fire.

2. I never got to a show out west (unless Soldier field is considered west) but most heads I knew were quite into the whole liberty thing and very conservative- when it came to weed, tickets, doses, beer and food. Very "Tea Party" esque.

We can share the women, we can share the wine.

[War Wagon]

Might get the rest of the country to finally LISTEN to them.

Apparently, you have been. And what they have to say frightens you.

Any of you fucknuts who are denying that this is 99.99% sure to be some right wing tea party whack job are simply in denial.

Much like BSchmuck, you didn't come correct or retract that statement because you are both political smear pussies.

Go fuck yourself.

[Dinsdale]

We can share the women, we can share the wine.

We can share what we got of yours, cause we done shared all of mine.


And yes, heads are a very conservative lot.

Don't need no gubmint to run our charity -- it's done by choice.

[Derron]

Might get the rest of the country to finally LISTEN to them.

Apparently, you have been. And what they have to say frightens you.

Any of you fucknuts who are denying that this is 99.99% sure to be some right wing tea party whack job are simply in denial.

Much like BSchmuck, you didn't come correct or retract that statement because you are both political smear pussies.

Go fuck yourself.

Will you two back the fuck off the political rhetoric a bit...Have you not been hearing what the media and elected powers have been telling us ?

Put your fucking gas cans away, make nice and save the world.

[Dinsdale]

Good thing I got rid of the '67 Marquis (book 'em Dano) 15 years or so ago.

The only parts at risk in the 67 (289, by chance?) would be the valve guides, which are fairly easy to replace with unleaded-friendly units.

[Mikey]

Sorry, my mistake. It was 69 black hardtop with the standard 429 2bbl.

Driving that thing around was sort of like having a portable living room.
Included some serious "courting" room in the back seat.

[Dinsdale]

2bbl on a 429 = putting on a fogshow whenever you want...

and frequent tire replacement.

[LTS TRN 2]

So you're comfortable with government's cock up your ass. Is that what you're saying?

Not comfortable at all.

Oh? The Tea party are the only people in this stupid, fucked up country who want the government's dick out of your ass and you want them to kill themselves.

Sounds to me like you are quite content with the snug fit of Uncle Sam's cock and balls stuffed up your ass.

Categorical bullshit as usual from the hissing creep known as Avi. In point of fact, the Tea Baggers completely support both America's the hyper military approach to world affairs--and in particular are fervent supporters of Israel (and its influence on our government)--and these features alone connote a tremendous effect of the government on the citizenry. So...?...you're basically ful of shit on a variety of levels.

Rack the image of Tea bagger immolation, though.

[Atomic Punk]

They don't allow self serve in New Jersey either. Every time we go back there to visit relatives I have to resist the temptation to get out of the car at gas stations.

I remember the 1st time I tried to refill my F-150 near Princeton. Some Hajii came over and tried to fill my gas tank. I was thinking it was like some nog in New York that would wipe your windshield with a dirty towel and demand money or smash your windshield with a brick.

I kept my CA plates for about 4 months not knowing their fucked up laws in NJ. I told them to fuck off until I got my NJ "tags" and then being told the dealio. So the rest of the time I was there I had to wait for one pump jockey to get around all of the vehicles to begin fueling. Un-fucking-believable at how much time was wasted waiting around for some loser to get to fuel my rig. WTF is the purpose of that law?

Months later, I was with a buddy that did some "time" in his past. So we are at a gas station and some Hajii comes up and Greg asked him to pump $10 of gas. When the Haj came up to collect payment, Greg pulls out a sack full of $10 worth of pennies as payment. The Haj refused and then Greg yelled, "THIS IS LEGAL US CURRENCY MOTHER FUCKER!!!" and threw the bag at him. The bag broke open and as we drove off, me crying tears from laughter and him being REALLY pissed, behind us you can see the Haj on the ground picking up the pennies. Prolly the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[The Seer]

Might get the rest of the country to finally LISTEN to them.

Apparently, you have been. And what they have to say frightens you.

Any of you fucknuts who are denying that this is 99.99% sure to be some right wing tea party whack job are simply in denial.

Much like BSchmuck, you didn't come correct or retract that statement because you are both political smear pussies.

Go fuck yourself.

cue the crickets.....

[smackaholic]

They don't allow self serve in New Jersey either. Every time we go back there to visit relatives I have to resist the temptation to get out of the car at gas stations.

I remember the 1st time I tried to refill my F-150 near Princeton. Some Hajii came over and tried to fill my gas tank. I was thinking it was like some nog in New York that would wipe your windshield with a dirty towel and demand money or smash your windshield with a brick.

I kept my CA plates for about 4 months not knowing their fucked up laws in NJ. I told them to fuck off until I got my NJ "tags" and then being told the dealio. So the rest of the time I was there I had to wait for one pump jockey to get around all of the vehicles to begin fueling. Un-fucking-believable at how much time was wasted waiting around for some loser to get to fuel my rig. WTF is the purpose of that law?

Months later, I was with a buddy that did some "time" in his past. So we are at a gas station and some Hajii comes up and Greg asked him to pump $10 of gas. When the Haj came up to collect payment, Greg pulls out a sack full of $10 worth of pennies as payment. The Haj refused and then Greg yelled, "THIS IS LEGAL US CURRENCY MOTHER FUCKER!!!" and threw the bag at him. The bag broke open and as we drove off, me crying tears from laughter and him being REALLY pissed, behind us you can see the Haj on the ground picking up the pennies. Prolly the funniest thing I've ever seen.

The purpose is a strong gas station owner lobby who doesn't want competition. Ct has the same deal when it comes to draconian retail alcohol sales laws. Cool thing about jersey, or it was last time I was there anyway, is that the full serve price is lower than Ct's self serve price. The reason for this, I suppose is that you can't cross the street in jersey without paying a toll. I believe they have 1 interstate highway that is not a toll road.

[Atomic Punk]

There is a Route 1 that runs straight down the State next to the Jersey Turnpike that is not a toll road. That may be what you are talking about. There are stops everywhere. So, you burn up a lot of fuel. Plus they have these weird 270 degree off ramps that also lets you wait for connecting traffic to join Rte-1 to turn direction.

So what happens is people will take a chance on the Turnpike hoping for a clear exit and then taking Route roads that are open. God luck with that.

I feel like I'm telling you the reality of Oregon that Dins and Derron constantly tells the board. Not many here seems to know the reality of "tough shitness." New Jersey is mostly beautiful, great people, but is fucked up.

[BSmack]

political smear pussies

Sometimes I swear a War Wagon post is the result of a Mad Lib gone horribly wrong. This is one of those times.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

political smear pussies

Sometimes I swear a War Wagon post is the result of a Mad Lib gone horribly wrong. This is one of those times.

He was just drunk, dude. Everyone's allowed to unwind and empty a few Rolling Rocks after a hard days work.
Don't be so judgmental.

[smackaholic]

There is a Route 1 that runs straight down the State next to the Jersey Turnpike that is not a toll road. That may be what you are talking about. There are stops everywhere. So, you burn up a lot of fuel. Plus they have these weird 270 degree off ramps that also lets you wait for connecting traffic to join Rte-1 to turn direction.

So what happens is people will take a chance on the Turnpike hoping for a clear exit and then taking Route roads that are open. God luck with that.

I feel like I'm telling you the reality of Oregon that Dins and Derron constantly tells the board. Not many here seems to know the reality of "tough shitness." New Jersey is mostly beautiful, great people, but is fucked up.

I believe the interstate i was talking about is I-78. It runs east west about mid state. Those funny exits you are refering to are "jug handles" and they are actually a brilliant idea that should be used everywhere on busy local roads. Their purpose is to eliminate left hand turns which fukk up traffic flow.

[Atomic Punk]

There is a Route 1 that runs straight down the State next to the Jersey Turnpike that is not a toll road. That may be what you are talking about. There are stops everywhere. So, you burn up a lot of fuel. Plus they have these weird 270 degree off ramps that also lets you wait for connecting traffic to join Rte-1 to turn direction.

So what happens is people will take a chance on the Turnpike hoping for a clear exit and then taking Route roads that are open. God luck with that.

I feel like I'm telling you the reality of Oregon that Dins and Derron constantly tells the board. Not many here seems to know the reality of "tough shitness." New Jersey is mostly beautiful, great people, but is fucked up.

I believe the interstate i was talking about is I-78. It runs east west about mid state. Those funny exits you are refering to are "jug handles" and they are actually a brilliant idea that should be used everywhere on busy local roads. Their purpose is to eliminate left hand turns which fukk up traffic flow.

"Jug handles" yes! The problem with them in New Jersey is that there is a shitload of traffic backed up on the road you are supposed to join. In the Princeton-Plainsboro area where I lived it was like these roads are still from Colonial times... narrow as to where you are always at risk of hitting the opposing traffics side mirrors, especially when there is snow.

I-78? Isn't that "Soprano" land? I've learned to use the train system when going into Manhattan. I've talked to a Princeton police officer and he told me on weekends none of them check the parking lot fee slots ($3/day) as they don't have the keys to open the boxes to see if you've paid. I'm guessing someone at a higher level gives their relatives the keys to check a few boxes of dumbasses that pay, but also say not to make the "take" look too obvious. That is a very corrupt State.

[Screw_Michigan]

I've learned to use the train system when going into Manhattan.

Taking anything into Manhattan but the train (or bus) is the definition of insanity.

[Atomic Punk]

I've learned to use the train system when going into Manhattan.

Taking anything into Manhattan but the train (or bus) is the definition of insanity.

Driving 3 miles to Princeton Station and buying a round trip ticket to Penn Sta in Times Square for $18.25 seems pretty smart to me... plus no parking fees. Then once you arrive at Penn Sta (under Madison Square Garden), you can get an all day subway pass for $6. If anybody actually drives there, they are fools.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Driving 3 miles to Princeton Station and buying a round trip ticket to Penn Sta in Times Square for $18.25 seems pretty smart to me... plus no parking fees. Then once you arrive at Penn Sta (under Madison Square Garden), you can get an all day subway pass for $6. If anybody actually drives there, they are fools.

You mean Central Station in Times Square? 34th street is nowhere near 42nd.

[Atomic Punk]

Driving 3 miles to Princeton Station and buying a round trip ticket to Penn Sta in Times Square for $18.25 seems pretty smart to me... plus no parking fees. Then once you arrive at Penn Sta (under Madison Square Garden), you can get an all day subway pass for $6. If anybody actually drives there, they are fools.

You mean Central Station in Times Square? 34th street is nowhere near 42nd.

If that's what it's called then yes. I've been there a few times and I think it was called Penn station, and there is another one on the other side of the river. Have you been there too?

[Screw_Michigan]

AP, NJ Transit trains go into Penn Station, not Grand Central Station. Penn Station (under the Garden) isn't near Times Square but is in Midtown.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

AP -- Are you drunk? Go back and read your post:

The Penn Station (on 34th St.) under MSG that you referenced is actually called Penn Station. The Penn Station in Times Square (on 42nd St.) that you referenced is not actually called Penn Station. It's called Central Station. The great City of New York in their infinite wisdom thought it'd be a swell idea to name the different sub/train stations... wait for it.... different names, so peeps don't get confused and stuff.

And to answer your question: Yes, I've been to NYC before. Whoopdefreakingdoo.

[Atomic Punk]

AP, NJ Transit trains go into Penn Station, not Grand Central Station. Penn Station (under the Garden) isn't near Times Square but is in Midtown.

Okay, 34th street. It isn't much of a walk to go to 42nd anyway. NJ Transit is the thing I'm talking about. Tell me if I'm wrong if there isn't another Penn Station across the river in NJ. Ucant, do you see where a dude that gets his liquor on might become confused with the train stations? How about the New York Jets and New York Giants playing in New Jersey? Poor NY Jets have to look at the home field and see blue with white letters?