WAR EAGLE!!1

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:49 pm

Aww shit, it's the moment we've all been waiting for!

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:32 pm

Ho-lee-shit! Did you hand select the worst pictures possible??? What’s the average BMI for the people in these pictures, 45.7? My fucking God. I did love the “SEC!SEC!SEC!” displayed in this picture:

And why couldn’t Pat get it’s camera person to center the ball in it’s hand?

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:43 pm

Naturally the one person who isn't disgustingly obese or tweaking is the McDonald's employee.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:17 pm

I want to mee the genius prankster who gave the armless woman a shirt that says Scrapbook Queen.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:18 pm

Degenerate wrote:Naturally the one person who isn't disgustingly obese or tweaking is the McDonald's employee.

But he is a retard.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:15 pm

I actually see a few more teeth than I expected... not many more but a couple more.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:20 pm

This is exacty how I pictured sec fans.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:27 pm

'Spray? Carson? Please identify yourselves in these pics.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:32 pm

Mace wrote:'Spray? Carson? Please identify yourselves in these pics.

I don't have a clue what spray looks like but in all honesty Carson is a pretty respectable looking fellow and dresses pretty nice. Older guy and group than I but the group of people he associates himself with are all pretty successful men and well educated.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:04 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:

SunCoastSooner wrote:...in all honesty Carson is a pretty respectable looking fellow and dresses pretty nice. Older guy and group than I but the group of people he associates himself with are all pretty successful men and well educated.
NO! Surely you're kidding! You mean to tell me Carson doesn't wear overalls and a straw hat?! He's got most of his toofies?!?! Does he wear shoes? WOW! Amazing. Hard to believe that there's actually someone in SEC country who doesn't look like the folks in the photos above.

I'm stunned.

Dude I deal with your kind year round, lets not play it out like there isn't a very large contingent of those types you describe walking around in SEC gear.... Carson just doesn't happen to be one of them.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:26 pm

SunCoastSooner wrote:Dude I deal with your kind year round, lets not play it out like there isn't a very large contingent of those types you describe walking around in SEC/Big XII/Big 10/Pac 10 gear.... Carson just doesn't happen to be one of them.

FTFY

Every fanbase has folks that look like the people in those pics. You may not see many of them at the games but they can all afford to buy a T-shirt.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 11:58 pm

SunCoastSooner wrote:
Mace wrote:'Spray? Carson? Please identify yourselves in these pics.

I don't have a clue what spray looks like but in all honesty Carson is a pretty respectable looking fellow and dresses pretty nice. Older guy and group than I but the group of people he associates himself with are all pretty successful men and well educated.

Paging man crush hotline. Ucant, got a number for staplers?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:14 am

What's 'Bama fan doing there?

This guy must be one of Sam's cousins.

Mace · Post by **Mace** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:13 am

Papa Willie wrote:
Mace wrote:'Spray? Carson? Please identify yourselves in these pics.
I can't. They had to go to America's heartland and hire the actors. :D

Well, there's plenty of them to choose from up here. If we could ever land one of those crystal footballs, I'd pose for the damn picture myself.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:38 am

I can only imagine what pics from the Eugene Wally's would have looked like -- dreadlocks and Birks, mostly... from the same people who protest against China-fuelled corporations, I'm sure.

Maybe we're better off.

H4ever · Post by **H4ever** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:50 am

IndyFrisco wrote:I want to mee the genius prankster who gave the armless woman a shirt that says Scrapbook Queen.

Look at the FUPA on the scrapbooking buffalo! Looks like an elephantiticized set of 'nads in the front of her jeans. And 'Bama fan dude? Surprised he isn't sporting a crimson pair of "official" Bama jeans as well.

Rack Mgo

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:01 am

L45B · Post by **L45B** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:14 am

WAR Sammy Hagar!!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:15 am

Mace wrote:Every fanbase has folks that look like the people in those pics. You may not see many of them at the games but they can all afford to buy a T-shirt.

Absolutely. Sub the Auburn gear for Michigan and that's any town in Northern Michigan or Downriver.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:58 am

SCS - Thanks for the props. I really miss the gang in Ft. Walton Beach/Niceville.

Keep in mind these people are posing for a FREE picture. Most of these folks don't own or operate them newfangled digital cameras.

Sam - Ya gotta admit the kid in the bammer pic looks like the product of selective inbreeding.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:35 am

Carson wrote:SCS - Thanks for the props. I really miss the gang in Ft. Walton Beach/Niceville.

Keep in mind these people are posing for a FREE picture. Most of these folks don't own or operate them newfangled digital cameras.

Sam - Ya gotta admit the kid in the bammer pic looks like the product of selective inbreeding.

I wasn't sure if you were out of here yet. I haven't been up to BWW but a handful of times the last few months. That bitch is never moving now I don't think. Fucked up my second favorite watering hole.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:38 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:

Is this dude a mad Duck?

It was Orville Reddenbocker Day at the Assisted Living campus.

Degenerate · Post by **Degenerate** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:03 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

I know Howard Schnellenberger isn't going to get close to a trophy again at FAU, but this is just sad.

WolverineSteve · Post by **WolverineSteve** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:29 pm

The mudshark looked thrilled to be there.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:42 pm

How many dead hookers does this guy have in his basement?

Who fucks who?

Check out the tits on Steve Jobs!

The Hill-william’s Have Eyes

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:48 pm

Rusty's got potential

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:27 pm

Killian wrote:How many dead hookers does this guy have in his basement?

Good catch. That's almost exactly like standard prison issued clothes in Michigan.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:34 pm

Killian wrote:How many dead hookers does this guy have in his basement?

Probably not as many as this guy:

Remember, they're never how they're "supposed" to appear.

King Crimson · Post by **King Crimson** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:49 pm

the pinstripe pants and the two tones of yellow is a hot combo....sort of like an homage to both margarine AND butter.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:51 pm

sort of like an homage to both margarine AND butter.

Bwaaa

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:56 pm

Shopping at Walmart...times have been tough since they took Frasier off the air.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:10 pm

I know it's sponsored by Dr. Pepper and all, but it has to burn Auburn fans that the War Eagle is spelled out in Crimson and White.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:23 pm

Saban spotted in the parking lot...pretty pissed off.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:48 pm

KC Scott wrote:But I'm guessing these are 10s for Willie...........

Or for Diego, in one case.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:27 pm

That's your idea of a "pretty bitch"? Whoa.

Killian · Post by **Killian** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:31 pm

So you respond with a fat NFL fan in the college forum? Noted.

M Club · Post by **M Club** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:09 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Absolutely. Sub the Auburn gear for Michigan and that's any town in Northern Michigan or Downriver.

what, a single, shared big 10 title and msu fans have bow ties and bowler hats on lock down now?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:42 pm

Jsc810 wrote:
KC Scott wrote:As for fat - well take a look at the SEC of LARD
This is to be expected when you have good food.

And no self-control ('sup Lardspray).

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 6:56 pm

Papa Willie wrote:it's true what they say - the best looking pussy is down south.

You were obviously getting another serving a fried food while the cameras were showing the sidelines during the MNC.

Cause that contest wasn't even close.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:05 pm

A much better looking group:

Yesterday afternoon at the official MNC celebration. All of this year's trophies were there.

They did a "reverse" Tiger Walk out of the stadium and rolled Toomer's Corner...again.

Big recruiting weekend, btw.