Hey Mikey...

[Carson]

Fuck you.

[Mikey]

I don't recall inviting you to take pics of my pool.

[Carson]

My pool.

My daughter found those two kids floating in it yesterday.

Plenty of places for them to get out, maybe hyperthermia got 'em. :?

[Goober McTuber]

My pool.

Jesus Christ. You ever clean it? Fucking hillbillies.

[Screw_Michigan]

Jesus Christ. You ever clean it? Fucking hillbillies.

No shit. I wouldn't step foot in his pool.

[Mikey]

My pool.

Jesus Christ. You ever clean it? Fucking hillbillies.

Coons were nicely displayed though.

Caption should have been "Strange Fruit".

[Truman]

'coons can't swim?

'the fuck you say? Fuckin' crackuh...

/s/

[Goober McTuber]

Jesus Christ. You ever clean it? Fucking hillbillies.

No shit. I wouldn't step foot in his pool.

Mikey worries about people peeing in his pool. Looks like people shit in Carson’s.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Is that an in-ground pool or a picture of Carson's septic tank?

[R-Jack]

maybe hyperthermia got 'em. :?

Judging the condition of your pool, I would say dysentery.

[smackaholic]

hyperthermia is overheating.

your pool in the middle of january was hot enough to kill a pair of coons?

holy shit, maybe there is something to AGW.

[Mikey]

Caption should have been "Strange Fruit".

Whoa.

Just doin' my best mvscal impression...

[Goober McTuber]

Looks like people shit in Carson’s.

Looks more like I'd imagine Goober's Still / HotTub setup might look. How's the moonshine tasting now a days, Goobs?

Good shine is smooth. Like butta.

How are the naked pictures of your girlfriend’s underage daughter looking these days, you sick little fuck?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

This place sure has turned mean lately.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

This place sure has turned mean lately.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

How are the naked pictures of your girlfriend’s underage daughter looking these days, you sick little fuck?

He whips his cock out in front of the little girl every time mommy goes to the store.

[Goober McTuber]

No that was eccf or rjack or somebody. I'm the one who told the little girl pedo jokes. Before I saw the light. By the way have you found Jesus yet you old pervert?

Horseshit. Eccf was bathing his teenage daughter. R-Jack is a victim of TVO’s fevered imagination. No, it was you, back around the time that you posted a picture of yourself in shorts sitting on the floor in front of your TV. You claimed to have naked pictures of your girlfriend’s teenage daughter. Fuck off and die.

[Goober McTuber]

No that was eccf or rjack or somebody. I'm the one who told the little girl pedo jokes. Before I saw the light. By the way have you found Jesus yet you old pervert?

Horseshit. Eccf was bathing his teenage daughter. R-Jack is a victim of TVO’s fevered imagination. No, it was you, back around the time that you posted a picture of yourself in shorts sitting on the floor in front of your TV. You claimed to have naked pictures of your girlfriend’s teenage daughter. Fuck off and die.

Senility is setting setting in on you Goobs, sorry to say. My fuck ups have been limited to bad jokes and running into hillbilly cock recepticles like you and Ned Beatty.

Some people off themselves before the dementia sets in too heavy. Think on't and save the last bottle of pills for yourself.

Nice try, loser. Your proclivity for pedophile humor tends to betray your position.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Is that sig of yours all Gay on purpose? Could it be more gay? Magenta and yellow text, how rainbow like. And the dude (?) in the video you feature? Wow talk about a classic 48 chest with a size four hat. All greased up and no hair, prolly lots of 'roids and a tiny needle dick. Your role model.

It's a commercial for Planet Fitness... which I find to be hilarious. The colors of the text are purposely aligned to that of the franchise in the commercial. Not that you asked, but the large font is to draw attention to the Sig. All of these choices are a conscious effort at self-deprecating humor. If you've read all this and you're still confused at this point, allow me to explain it further:

If you were to make a stab at the same form of humor, your Sig would have a picture of yourself skull-fucking an 8 year old girl. Which no one would laugh at, unlike the commercial I have linked to.

Understand?

[Carson]

Jesus Christ. You ever clean it? Fucking hillbillies.

No shit. I wouldn't step foot in his pool.

Mikey worries about people peeing in his pool. Looks like people shit in Carson’s.

The liner has a hole in it. The water line is down about four feet.

Hard to filter and clean when it's that low.

Raccoon teabags don't help, either.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

No, it was you, back around the time that you posted a picture of yourself in shorts sitting on the floor in front of your TV. You claimed to have naked pictures of your girlfriend’s teenage daughter. Fuck off and die.

Wasn't that mouse?

[Screw_Michigan]

Wasn't that mouse?

Wow, talk about old school. Wasn't that the guy from Texas who did stand up?

[Mikey]

Wasn't that mouse?

Wow, talk about old school. Wasn't that the guy from Texas who did stand up?

Yeah, if I remember right he looked sort of like a cross between Joe Pesci, Ron Jeremy and Jerry Garcia.

[Dinsdale]

Yeah, if I remember right he looked sort of like a cross between Joe Pesci, Ron Jeremy and Jerry Garcia.

I think that pretty much nails it.

Funny guy.

[Goober McTuber]

No, it was you, back around the time that you posted a picture of yourself in shorts sitting on the floor in front of your TV. You claimed to have naked pictures of your girlfriend’s teenage daughter. Fuck off and die.

Wasn't that mouse?

If that's the case, I bow to your superior memory and I apologize to Roach for accusing him of having such pictures. Unless, of course, mouse emailed him copies.

[Bizzarofelice]

maybe Lougayness was in the pool before the coons got in and they got the FISHSAIDS