What does it take to become a "Limousine Liberal?"

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:28 pm

Since I'm an ambitious, goal-oriented citizen, I've decided I want to become a limousine liberal. Sounds like a pretty good gig. But I'm just wondering: What does it take to become a limousine liberal? What is the minimum income? I understand I might have to move up to a jizz-mopping management position, but I'm already on path for a promotion. Is it one of those things where "if you have to ask, you don't qualify?" Do I have to move into a better neighborhood? I could move to Dupont Circle if necessary. Do I have to glad-hand at Georgetown cocktail parties? I already do this. Maybe not in Georgetown, but mostly on the Hill. I met the Mayor Vince Gray at the GW game last week, maybe he can get me connected into the pipeline (although Gray is far from a limousine liberal). Do you get extra credit for being a food, music and beer snob? If so, I'm all three.

T1B, help me achieve this goal of mine. I'll post photos when I get there. Now get fucked.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:23 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote: Do you get extra credit for being a music snob?

You like MGMT and think the Beatles suck.

There is no way in hell you can be considered a music snob.

I believe it was a typo. He is a music knob.

Trampis · Post by **Trampis** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 4:33 pm

Pick an issue "helping" the environment/gays/homeless people...something like that. Do a documentary/start a non-profit foundation. If your documentary is well recieved your foundation will benefit :bode:

and you will benefit.

Job qualification does not include careing about the issue of choice.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:31 pm

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 6:10 pm

You cannot be a limousine liberal. A true liberal would take the limousine away from you and give it to the drug dealing home boys in the subsidized housing to make dope runs with. A limousine would indicate that you have wealth in excess of what you need, and as such it should be redistributed to the less fortunate / lazy/uneducated/ losers in society.

If you desire such a roll in society, you are really a closet conservative and have started the process of outing yourself as a Republican / conservative.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:16 pm

Screwball,

You need to make a lot of money to be a limousine liberal. You might have a shot at becoming a Champagne socialist. Or a Natti Light In The Loafers Leftist.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:36 pm

Derron wrote:You cannot be a limousine liberal. A true liberal would take the limousine away from you and give it to the drug dealing home boys in the subsidized housing to make dope runs with. A limousine would indicate that you have wealth in excess of what you need, and as such it should be redistributed to the less fortunate / lazy/uneducated/ losers in society.

If you desire such a roll in society, you are really a closet conservative and have started the process of outing yourself as a Republican / conservative.

Admit it: you really don't know jack shit about liberals, do you?

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:27 pm

He doesn't know jack shit about anything, Coods.

Funny shit too, Gobbles.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:58 am

GOP spent billions trying to defame the word liberal. so the liberals called themselves prgressives... and for some reason it took.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:08 am

It's easy. You just have to earn millions then lobby for public policies which wildly increase the tax burden on citizens and then do everything you can to avoid paying those taxes yourself.

Take Alec Baldwin for instance:

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/201 ... _live.html

Or algore who preches the "evils of anthropogenic global warming" yet has a carbon footprint about 50 times bigger than Godzilla's.

Hope this answered your question.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:10 am

mvscal wrote:lobby for public policies which wildly increase the tax burden on citizens and then do everything you can to avoid paying those taxes yourself.

like every person in this country.

really narrows it down.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:12 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:
mvscal wrote:lobby for public policies which wildly increase the tax burden on citizens and then do everything you can to avoid paying those taxes yourself.

like every person in this country.

Shut the fuck up, moron.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:13 am

mvscal wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
mvscal wrote:lobby for public policies which wildly increase the tax burden on citizens and then do everything you can to avoid paying those taxes yourself.

like every person in this country.

Shut the fuck up, moron.

predictable. yet still amusing.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:15 am

More predictable than you talking out your ass and then having your ass handed to you? I doubt it.

No smack. No exaggeration. No hyperbole. You are a fucking idiot. Straight up.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 4:18 am

mvscal wrote:More predictable than you talking out your ass and then having your ass handed to you?

a "shut the fuck up" counts as smack to you? are you getting over when you call a person "doo-doo head"?

settle down, beavis.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:54 am

It's not smack. It's an invitation. The alternative would be for you to attempt to defend your pitifully stupid remark.

I'm easy either way.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 6:52 am

He could do a lot better, he just doesn't try.

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:35 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:
mvscal wrote:lobby for public policies which wildly increase the tax burden on citizens and then do everything you can to avoid paying those taxes yourself.

like every person in this country.

really narrows it down.

every person wants to wildly increase taxes? care to retract your statement?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 1:37 pm

twitlover wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
mvscal wrote:lobby for public policies which wildly increase the tax burden on citizens and then do everything you can to avoid paying those taxes yourself.

like every person in this country.

really narrows it down.

every person wants to wildly increase taxes? care to retract your statement?

I believe mvscal already addressed this. Go back to .net, you slack-jawed halfwit.

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