Top 5 States for Drinkin' Druggin' & Driving

[Bizzarofelice]

--this thread
--my lawn
--the color green

[indyfrisco]

We drink....because of Texas.

-Nebraska

[Screw_Michigan]

Stop posting these big fucking images and slim them down a little bit, asshole.

[Goober McTuber]

Pick up some extra jizz-mopping shifts, save your money, and buy a decent size monitor. Cheap fuck.

[Screw_Michigan]

Thanks for the advice, Newslink42. Go ahead and post another link nobody will give two fucks about, we'll be waiting with baited breath. Then go fuck yourself.

[Goober McTuber]

Yet you always respond. Here you go:

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-501465_162- ... ml?tag=pop

[H4ever]

We drink....because of Texas.

-Nebraska

Dude....you are on a Nebraska binge as of late. I think "deep down inside in places you don't talk about at parties" ....you want Nebraska in the Big 12, you need Nebraska in the Big 12.

Tell the truth sweetheart....you don't hate Tejas (as evidenced by the incessant speedbaggin of Longhorn sack with your chin and the resulting scabs)

Indy Frisco now claims bode despite having won exactely jack shit since 1939. Way to go Aggie fag....buy another tv to complement the 27 you purchased to escape the mundane life you live with your vacuous, hottie wife. Bet you suck boss cock at work on par with your penchant for Bevo crank.

[indyfrisco]

Let me spell out this smack board thing for you. 'skerFan and jonboy were basically CO-BTPCFB Board Bitch of 2010. Like when AP decided to send out panty pics and they were posted, no one wasted an opportunity to smack him if ANYTHING posted could be remotely connected with his *ahem* lapse of judgement.

Right now, NebraskaBitch is the flavor of the day. At some point, it'll die down...but only if you let it. Right now, you're not. Nebraska was pointed out here in this thread. I took a jab. Looks like it landed.

You can say AggieFan or SoonerFan is "speedbagging Longhorn sack" (for the 36th time), but you can go back and reread your posts. You constantly say "tejas/Big XII". See, when you do that, you are attempting to smack not only t.u. but the rest of us as well. You expect us to just not say a word?

Now, you've been around a long time. You will get past this should you CHOOSE to. You just have to admit to yourself, and us, you and your bretheren have been complete bitches about this whole thing. ColoradoFan walked out the door and said "seeya". You should have taken the same route. But no, you react just like damn near all HuskerFan when you lose. And yes, Nebraska DOES LOSE TO OTHER TEAMS WITHOUT IT BEING THE REF'S FAULT. You fuckers just don't know how to lick your wounds and come back stronger.

So, what's it gonna be? Make your choice. You're on the clock.

[Mikey]

You're on the clock.

RACK Indy, for not typing "your."

[King Crimson]

Let me spell out this smack board thing for you. 'skerFan and jonboy were basically CO-BTPCFB Board Bitch of 2010. Like when AP decided to send out panty pics and they were posted, no one wasted an opportunity to smack him if ANYTHING posted could be remotely connected with his *ahem* lapse of judgement.

Right now, NebraskaBitch is the flavor of the day. At some point, it'll die down...but only if you let it. Right now, you're not. Nebraska was pointed out here in this thread. I took a jab. Looks like it landed.

You can say AggieFan or SoonerFan is "speedbagging Longhorn sack" (for the 36th time), but you can go back and reread your posts. You constantly say "tejas/Big XII". See, when you do that, you are attempting to smack not only t.u. but the rest of us as well. You expect us to just not say a word?

Now, you've been around a long time. You will get past this should you CHOOSE to. You just have to admit to yourself, and us, you and your bretheren have been complete bitches about this whole thing. ColoradoFan walked out the door and said "seeya". You should have taken the same route. But no, you react just like damn near all HuskerFan when you lose. And yes, Nebraska DOES LOSE TO OTHER TEAMS WITHOUT IT BEING THE REF'S FAULT. You fuckers just don't know how to lick your wounds and come back stronger.

So, what's it gonna be? Make your choice. You're on the clock.

Indy nailed it. the funny thing from OU fan perspective is that OU had a choice of the Pac, SEC, and XII....and somehow that equals speedbagging the horns.

[Atomic Punk]

You're on the clock.

RACK Indy, for not typing "your."

I remember telling the joke "Why is there wind in Oklahoma? Because Kansas blows and Texas sucks." Coach Barry Switzer was smoking a cig on the sideline during Spring ball. He looked back at me and asked an assistant "Who is that idiot?"

- Raises hand