The T1B Expendables
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The T1B Expendables
Put together your "team". It's a suicide mission. No wimps.
Martyred = "The Boss"
trev = "The Seductress"
AP = comic foil
poptart = scripturally fueled loose cannon
mvscal = hard-bitten vet with a grudge against the world...and Obama
jiminphilly = silent assassin with ninja skillz
Coogs = quiet man...eventually betrays the mission
Dr_Phibes = "The N00B"
Martyred = "The Boss"
trev = "The Seductress"
AP = comic foil
poptart = scripturally fueled loose cannon
mvscal = hard-bitten vet with a grudge against the world...and Obama
jiminphilly = silent assassin with ninja skillz
Coogs = quiet man...eventually betrays the mission
Dr_Phibes = "The N00B"
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Re: The T1B Expendables
Martyred wrote:Put together your "team". It's a suicide mission. No wimps.
Martyred = "The Boss"
trev = "The Seductress"
AP = comic foil
poptart = scripturally fueled loose cannon
mvscal = hard-bitten vet with a grudge against the world...and Obama
jiminphilly = silent assassin with ninja skillz
Coogs = quiet man...eventually betrays the mission
Dr_Phibes = "The N00B"
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We had to import the seductress from a different cast, but it still works I think.
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Re: The T1B Expendables
Are you new at this? Thread shitting, I mean...
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Re: The T1B Expendables
Do you have to have Skype to use T1B Chat?
A friend wants to know, thanks!
Oh ... and how do you post pics and youtoob clips?
Much love.
A friend wants to know, thanks!
Oh ... and how do you post pics and youtoob clips?
Much love.
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I'm touched.Martyred wrote:Coogs = quiet man...eventually betrays the mission
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We know.Go Coogs' wrote:I'm touched.Martyred wrote:Coogs = quiet man...eventually betrays the mission
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Re: The T1B Expendables
Btw, RACK my new avatard!
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people 'tart hasn't run yet.Bizzarofelice wrote:who are those people?
Now get your sluggard self into the CBB forum and drop a take on MU - Tejas, make it not suck, or I'll take his leash off.
fucking slacker.
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Martyred wrote:Put together your "team". It's a suicide mission. No wimps.
Martyred = "The Boss"
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trev = "The Seductress"
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AP = comic foil
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poptart = scripturally fueled loose cannon
--
mvscal = hard-bitten vet with a grudge against the world...and Obama
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jiminphilly = silent assassin with ninja skillz
--
Coogs = quiet man...eventually betrays the mission
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Dr_Phibes = "The N00B"
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I'd rack Jim but that was too discombobulated... needs an edit or 6.
ah fuck it, I'm grading on the curve.
RACK! jim.
ah fuck it, I'm grading on the curve.
RACK! jim.
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Re: The T1B Expendables
"The Boss" and "The Seductress" in happier times:

~sniff~
Those were the days, eh sweetheart?

~sniff~
Those were the days, eh sweetheart?
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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OKAY, now for the Bad Guys:
Diego = "Baby Fencer" specializes in human trafficking...mostly children
ucant = "Mr. Gaybeef" uncontrollable, impotent rage...and back acne
Ana ng = "Lady Fuxtumuch" enchanting, but lethal. Erotic hands.
Toddowen = confused idiot...gets killed early...by own self
Diego = "Baby Fencer" specializes in human trafficking...mostly children
ucant = "Mr. Gaybeef" uncontrollable, impotent rage...and back acne
Ana ng = "Lady Fuxtumuch" enchanting, but lethal. Erotic hands.
Toddowen = confused idiot...gets killed early...by own self
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Re: The T1B Expendables
And here I thought you'd appreciate being compared to Lee Marvin in one of his best roles.Martyred wrote:Are you new at this? Thread shitting, I mean...
Looks like my pics have turned into red x's. I'll see if I can fix things.
BTW...I was just promoted to threadkilling manager
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Assistant Threadkilling Manager (Warehouse Division)Mikey wrote:
BTW...I was just promoted to threadkilling manager
Try not getting ahead of your self too much.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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OK scroll up. You'll see I've fixed things up so that you look extremely macho.
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You did good, Mikey.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Which of the 3 Hansen brothers do you see me in formation going around the hockey net as?Martyred wrote:Put together your "team". It's a suicide mission. No wimps.
AP = comic "foil"
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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You can't rack yourself. You know that.poptart wrote:Btw, RACK my new avatard!
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C'mon. At least Assistant Jizz-Mopper.Martyred wrote:Assistant Threadkilling Manager (Warehouse Division)Mikey wrote:
BTW...I was just promoted to threadkilling manager
Try not getting ahead of your self too much.
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OmegaVerb thinks this clone name thread is poorly conceived.
why is my neighborhood on fire
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Well ain't this about some bullshit?Martyred wrote:OKAY, now for the Bad Guys:
Diego = "Baby Fencer" specializes in human trafficking...mostly children
ucant = "Mr. Gaybeef" uncontrollable, impotent rage...and back acne
Ana ng = "Lady Fuxtumuch" enchanting, but lethal. Erotic hands.
Toddowen = confused idiot...gets killed early...by own self
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Then jump back into Doc Brown's DeLorean and set the flux capacitor to 2006, which apparently, you think was the apex of smack glory.Bizzarofelice wrote:OmegaVerb thinks this clone name thread is poorly conceived.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Martyred wrote:Ana ng = "Lady Fuxtumuch" enchanting, but lethal. Erotic hands.
In my death scene, I want her on top.jiminphilly = silent assassin with ninja skillz
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jiminphilly wrote:Martyred wrote:Ana ng = "Lady Fuxtumuch" enchanting, but lethal. Erotic hands.In my death scene, I want her on top.jiminphilly = silent assassin with ninja skillz
Done deal.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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I'd like for Ana to waive her no-nudity clause too. It's the only way to make the scene more real.Martyred wrote:Done deal.jiminphilly wrote:Martyred wrote:Ana ng = "Lady Fuxtumuch" enchanting, but lethal. Erotic hands.In my death scene, I want her on top.jiminphilly = silent assassin with ninja skillz
Ana let's make this a special scene.
Part 9 1/2 weeks, part Monster's Ball except you're not black.
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Bahahahajiminphilly wrote:I'd like for Ana to waive her no-nudity clause too. It's the only way to make the scene more real.
Ana let's make this a special scene.
Part 9 1/2 weeks, part Monster's Ball except you're not black.
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Actually, I think OV outed him/herself as a mostly sober Guy_Fawkes wannabe sometime around 2002Martyred wrote:Then jump back into Doc Brown's DeLorean and set the flux capacitor to 2006, which apparently, you think was the apex of smack glory.Bizzarofelice wrote:OmegaVerb thinks this clone name thread is poorly conceived.
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