UCant - Fitness question for you
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UCant - Fitness question for you
How do you like the "Shake Weight?" Does it cure baldness and small nads that you apparently have? I'll leave you alone if you give an honest assessment for the "Shake Weight."
BTW, sup Marty? I saw your reply in another thread, but didn't want to self-aggrandize to my bro... you know you know you know?
BTW, sup Marty? I saw your reply in another thread, but didn't want to self-aggrandize to my bro... you know you know you know?
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Night shift over...check
Slamming cocktails...check
Pointless blabbering posts...check
Enjoy the blackout. My guess is we won't see another AP post after 3 PM EST.
Slamming cocktails...check
Pointless blabbering posts...check
Enjoy the blackout. My guess is we won't see another AP post after 3 PM EST.
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What up, AP?Atomic Punk wrote:
BTW, sup Marty?
let the haytahs hayte. All I'm seeing is jelousy from dead-end losers that wish they were "livin' la vida zz".
Keep on keepin' on, bro.
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I'm gonna RACK AP. I don't care if he's slamming cosmos after work like Tardogenous in a Gay Pride Parade, this thread is why we keep coming back to the board: He deceives the reader by making you think this is a legitimate advice thread but goes straight to the small nads and balding smack for UCunt and also takes a swing at Marty in the same post. Epic shit.
This thread has the utmost potential.
This thread has the utmost potential.
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Did your wife leave you for an NBA non-white aflete? You could have made her happy with an Extenze supplement. Just trying to help. Why so bitter? It's after 3 PM EST now.IndyFrisco wrote:Night shift over...check
Slamming cocktails...check
Pointless blabbering posts...check
Enjoy the blackout. My guess is we won't see another AP post after 3 PM EST.
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Dude, I'm not haytin' on you as Marty said. I'm just scratching my head wondering where/why the hell you come up with this shit. My only guess is booze/drugs/both. In other words, I'm hoping it's not because you're a psycho...for your sake.
Take care now.
Take care now.
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This is not a smack board anymore? Girls like to use the word "psycho" on ex-boyfriends BTW.
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Looks like shutyomouth's twins are growing up.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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They do? :?Atomic Punk wrote:Girls like to use the word "psycho" on ex-boyfriends BTW.
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Well, if you've ever dated girls, then yeah... they do if they are hot... 'cause they can get any guy they want.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:They do? :?Atomic Punk wrote:Girls like to use the word "psycho" on ex-boyfriends BTW.
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They do when they have ex-boyfriends that are psychos. Glad I could clear that up for you.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:They do? :?Atomic Punk wrote:Girls like to use the word "psycho" on ex-boyfriends BTW.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Let me see if I've got this straight.Atomic Punk wrote:Well, if you've ever dated girls, then yeah... they do if they are hot... 'cause they can get any guy they want.
Hot chicks refer to ex boyfriends as psycho because they're hot and can get anyone they want. Yup, that makes a ton of sense.
Jesus, you're fucked.
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Pretty much what I was getting at, Goobs, sans the blatant IKYABWAI. Good to see you're as sharp as ever.Goober McTuber wrote:They do when they have ex-boyfriends that are psychos. Glad I could clear that up for you.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:They do? :?Atomic Punk wrote:Girls like to use the word "psycho" on ex-boyfriends BTW.
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Tee hee.Mikey wrote:Calling all thread shitters...

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Yes and No.Atomic Punk wrote:This is not a smack board anymore?
It's a smack board, but it helps if you have some decent smack to work with up front. You don't have this.
Shake weights, seriously? You were going to call out ucant with shake weight smack?
I'll pardon his absence from this thread.
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You remember YOU ARE WAGS right? You can make up for it if you post pics of a certain softball team's rug munching sessions. You would make Pedo actually hate you for other reasons than being a basic Type 1 tard.War Wagon wrote:Yes and No.Atomic Punk wrote:This is not a smack board anymore?
It's a smack board, but it helps if you have some decent smack to work with up front. You don't have this.
Shake weights, seriously? You were going to call out ucant with shake weight smack?
I'll pardon his absence from this thread.
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Oh yeah, that was just so totally obvious. What was I thinking?MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Pretty much what I was getting at, Goobs, sans the blatant IKYABWAI. Good to see you're as sharp as ever.Goober McTuber wrote:They do when they have ex-boyfriends that are psychos. Glad I could clear that up for you.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: They do? :?

Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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This is not the poster proffering pic-posting advice you're looking for.Atomic Punk wrote:You remember YOU ARE WAGS right? You can make up for it if you post pics of a certain softball team's rug munching sessions. You would make Pedo actually hate you for other reasons than being a basic Type 1 tard.War Wagon wrote:Yes and No.Atomic Punk wrote:This is not a smack board anymore?
It's a smack board, but it helps if you have some decent smack to work with up front. You don't have this.
Shake weights, seriously? You were going to call out ucant with shake weight smack?
I'll pardon his absence from this thread.
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Ucant is a known roider. Roiders have physical side effects from said roids. This is a smack board. zz smacked ucant for being a no nut having roider. You can't figure that out. That makes you dumber than zz. In other words you are officially THE DUMBEST person to ever post on this board. Props I guess.IndyFrisco wrote:I'm just scratching my head wondering where/why the hell you come up with this shit.
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You got it half right, which also makes you wrong.Moving Sale wrote:zz smacked ucant for being a no nut having roider.
This is why you have no idea what decent smack is and are a total failure. In the same post, he also asked me about the Shake Weight, which no self-respecting 'roider (if there is such a thing) would ever touch. The Shake Weight is something that a drunken trannie may decide to order at 3 am. The Shake Weight is the next step after wasting a lot of money on P90-X. The Shake Weight is comical.
What AP did is flail. His post makes no sense. He couldn't make up his mind about how he wanted to attack me and ended up looking like a fool... as per usual.
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Moving Sale wrote:Props I guess.

Hang in there, lil' buddy.
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tearsMartyred wrote:Moving Sale wrote:Props I guess.
Hang in there, lil' buddy.
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I know you are one stupid fuck, but even a dumbass like you should be able to see that zz was mocking you with the shake weight question. And judging from your response to me he did a pretty good job of it. Carry on you stupid roided fucknut.ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: What AP did is flail. His post makes no sense. He couldn't make up his mind about how he wanted to attack me and ended up looking like a fool... as per usual.
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There is no way that is a pic of her tits 'casue her knees are nowhere close to being in the frame.Toddowen wrote:Any effort from Ana is appreciated, tho.Papa Willie wrote: Lucky dog. Literally!
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Mocking... me?Moving Sale wrote:And judging from your response to me he did a pretty good job of it.
It's called kicking your own ass... his failed P90-X program out front should have told you this. Get a clue.
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Looks like you and your attempt to run smack on me shit the bed......once again.Moving Sale wrote:There is no way that is a pic of her tits 'casue her knees are nowhere close to being in the frame.Toddowen wrote: Any effort from Ana is appreciated, tho.

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I don't give a crap what program that fatass has failed, that only makes him mocking YOU even funnier. Now back away from the needle and relax you roid raging POS.ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Mocking... me?Moving Sale wrote:And judging from your response to me he did a pretty good job of it.
It's called kicking your own ass... his failed P90-X program out front should have told you this. Get a clue.
Ana,
Calling bode straight out of the gate? Have your fat tits smacked you in the head one too many time? Are you really that dumb? Ugly and stupid with fat sagging tits is no way to go thru life.
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shutyomouth’s not going to like that.Moving Sale wrote:Ugly and stupid with fat sagging tits is no way to go thru life.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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You obviously don't get that 'mocking' me in two polar opposite ways doesn't make a lick of sense. You're just as stupid as a drunken trannie. How does that make you feel?Moving Sale wrote:that only makes him mocking YOU even funnier.
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Do steroids rot your brain? Shit weightlifters use steroids. The shake weight is a shit way to lift weights. You have shit for brains. Care to go on dumbass?ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote: You obviously don't get that 'mocking' me in two polar opposite ways doesn't make a lick of sense.
"Ucant is a known roider. Roiders have physical side effects from said roids. This is a smack board. zz smacked ucant for being a no nut having roider. You can't figure that out. That makes you dumber than zz. In other words you are officially THE DUMBEST person to ever post on this board."You're just as stupid as a drunken trannie. How does that make you feel?
So I guess you just dropped IKYABWII. Kind of a weird way to make your self look like an ass. :doh:
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Ugly and stupid?Moving Sale wrote:Ugly and stupid with fat sagging tits is no way to go thru life.
Ya, wull.....you're a doo-doo head!

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So far you have called bode straight out of the gate, ingnored most of my ensuing post and then posted a pic of a little girl and called me a doo-doo head.Ana Ng wrote:[....you're a doo-doo head!
Serious question: Do you really think any of that is funny or creative or good smack or anything beside lame, lazy and boring?
The question at hand is... is it possible for you to post a pic of your tits without your knees being in the frame? Try and stay on topic you fat stupid cunt.
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All kidding aside dude, I've seen your efforts here....and I could literally just sit back and watch you work yourself over. No need to bother calling "bode anything". I've tried stepping around you like the pile of excrement you are, but you keep jumping my ass. Either you need me to get something off the top shelf for you, or you just have nothing better do to? Either way, it's tired.....and YES, I've noticed.Moving Sale wrote:So far you have called bode straight out of the gate, ingnored most of my ensuing post and then posted a pic of a little girl and called me a doo-doo head.Ana Ng wrote:[....you're a doo-doo head!
Serious question: Do you really think any of that is funny or creative or good smack or anything beside lame, lazy and boring?
The question at hand is... is it possible for you to post a pic of your tits without your knees being in the frame? Try and stay on topic you fat stupid cunt.
As for your SERIOUS question: "Do I think what I'm doing is funny, or creative, or anything besides lame, lazy and boring"? I don't really have an answer for you. I haven't really decided yet.
As for the QUESTION AT HAND, well.....of course it's possible for me to post a picture of my tits without my knees being in the frame. I just may need to hire you and one of your stunt doubles to hold them up for me.
Idiot.
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Translation: Bode!Ana Ng wrote:All kidding aside dude, I've seen your efforts here....and I could literally just sit back and watch you work yourself over.
Then why did you do it? Why tell us you don't need to and then do it. That makes no sense. Are you lacking in IQ points? Are you drunk? WTF is your problem?No need to bother calling "bode anything".
I posted smack to a person on a smack board. What was I thinking? :doh:I've tried stepping around you like the pile of excrement you are, but you keep jumping my ass.
Maybe you could swing your tits on up there and knock it off.Either you need me to get something off the top shelf for you,
I was going to call mvskkkal a racist but I couldn't work up the nerve.or you just have nothing better do to?

And I have noticed that your nose is two times too big for your face.Either way, it's tired.....and YES, I've noticed.
So you are boring stupid fat AND indecisive?As for your SERIOUS question: "Do I think what I'm doing is funny, or creative, or anything besides lame, lazy and boring"? I don't really have an answer for you. I haven't really decided yet.
Do you have any endearing qualities?
That's cheating.As for the QUESTION AT HAND, well.....of course it's possible for me to post a picture of my tits without my knees being in the frame. I just may need to hire you and one of your stunt doubles to hold them up for me.

Fat stupid cunt.Idiot.
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So, in conclusion..... you've got "fat", "stupid", "ugly", "big nose", and "fat tits"?
Am I supposed to argue these now? Tha fuck, little guy?
Go eat some poo, or fly into the corner of a warm window sill and then proceed to forget how to fly out of it.
Am I supposed to argue these now? Tha fuck, little guy?
Go eat some poo, or fly into the corner of a warm window sill and then proceed to forget how to fly out of it.
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Yes, it most certainly is.Ana Ng wrote:As for the QUESTION AT HAND, well.....of course it's possible for me to post a picture of my tits without my knees being in the frame.
Give 'em hell, girl.
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