I always wondered why Scott Frost was such a douchebag

[Killian]

Then I ran across an email a Michigan buddy forwared to me that his mother sent to the staff of thewolverine.com after Nebraska beat them in the Alamo Bowl in 2005. This is fucking awesome:

To: John, Chris, Michael, Matt, and Josh

From: Scott's Mom

Re: Nebraska Cornhuskers 32 -- Michigan Wolverwhines 28

Thank you for reminding me which National Championship my Scotty won for Nebraska in the 1990's. At my age, 60, I get mixed up occasionally on which one of the three National Championships my Scotty won for Nebraska in the 1990's (It's hard for me to remember because they win them so often.)

Sometimes I find myself feeling sorry for the Wolverwhines who only win National Championships in Football every 50 years or so. I guess I didn't get so hung up on the National title that Nebraska won in 1997 because they won 3 in a four year span in the 1990's and 5 in a twenty-eight year span between 1970 and 1997. I remember the first one they one in 1970 because I graduated from Nebraska in 1966. I guess if we only won the National title every 50 years, I would have been upset, too, when Nebraska and my Scotty stole the show from the Wolverwhines in the 1990's.

By the way, Scotty sends his best. He's retired from the NFL now after 5 years. I think he said he was making about $346,000.00 a year while in the Pros, which is probably more than all of you poor misled Wolverwhines make in a year combined.

Sorry to hear that the Wolverwhines lost to the Cornhuskers in the Alamo bowl. Hope poor Lloyd doesn't lose his job. Seems like a lot of teams we beat this year lost their coaches. The maze, black, and blue will have other years. I expect you'll win another National Championship in Football around the year 2046. Hope you all find enough to write about between now and then.

Best Regards,
Carol Frost
1968 Olympian, Mexico City

[King Crimson]

Scott Frost had a lot to do with Tommie Frazer being awesome, huh? Frost was the QB in 97 but has little to do with 94 or 95 (since Berringer was Frazer's backup).

got to love the old "5 in 28 years" stat. which is also the same 5 they've won in 100 years.

[H4ever]

If it's any consolation to the board.....I will second any notion that Scott Frost's parents are douchebags. Scotty F is the product of his upbringing. Worth mentioning in this: Scott Frost was fucking Lawrence Phillip's girlfriend while NU was waxing Michigan States' collective asses in Lansing. Phillips was also working on his Heisman trophy. Scotty F fucked Phillips' ol' lady and another Heisman for Nebraska that year.

Larry Frost (Scott's dad) is the biggest douchebag in all of Husker Nation. Carry on and I gladly accept any lumps due to Nebraska fan because of the Frosts.

[Cornhusker]

He more than likely will be back in Lincoln soon. Very soon.