UCant - Fitness question for you

[indyfrisco]

Guess night shift is starting for bedpan busboy.

[PSUFAN]

Rack Ana and Marty. The crayons have been too long boxed.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Shit weightlifters use steroids. The shake weight is a shit way to lift weights.

Wrong. And wrong.

Shit weight lifters? People who use steroids are narcissistic. I see these posers checking themselves out in the gym mirrors all of the time. They usually wear less clothing to show off their juice muscles, are loud to the point where they draw attention to themselves, and have a lot of pride in how much weight they can throw around the gym. What in the fuck do you think this has to do with the Shake Weight? You're utterly clueless.

[Moving Sale]

So, in conclusion..... you've got "fat", "stupid", "ugly", "big nose", and "fat tits"?

Am I supposed to argue these now? Tha fuck, little guy?

You really are a stupid hog aren't you?

Go eat some poo, or fly into the corner of a warm window sill and then proceed to forget how to fly out of it.

Go play with your dog as it is the only live companion that will have you then walk down some stairs and blacken your eyes you horrid fucking cunt.

[Moving Sale]

Shit weightlifters use steroids. The shake weight is a shit way to lift weights.

Wrong. And wrong.

So you say shit weightlifters don't use steroids then you go on to regale us with how you stare at their juicy muscles and barely clothed bodies. This is not going well for you.

What in the fuck do you think this has to do with the Shake Weight? You're utterly clueless.

I have spelled it out in simple English at least two time s and you still don't get it. What makes you think that if I tell you a 3rd time that it is going to be any different?

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

So you say shit weightlifters don't use steroids.

Correct. 'Shit' weightlifters don't use steroids. And there's a difference between a weightlifter and a juice monkey poser strutting out the gym like a flipping peacock. But seeing as how this
is the only exercise you ever get... you wouldn't know that.

then you go on to regale us with how you stare at their juicy muscles and barely clothed bodies.

That is not what I posted. Can you read? I stated these losers draw attention to themselves. Much like your posts trainwrecks, it's hard not to take notice and laugh.

This is not going well for you.

That is one midget's opinion. Besides my own personal bitches like Roach and AP, you'd be hard-pressed to find anyone else who supports your idiotic stance.

Are we done here? Or do you want to go for another ride?

[Moving Sale]

Correct. 'Shit' weightlifters don't use steroids.

Ok.

And there's a difference between a weightlifter and a juice monkey poser strutting out the gym like a flipping peacock.

Wait you just said shit weightlifters don't use roids and then you say they do? Has the needle fucked you up that bad?

That is not what I posted.

Mmmmm yea it is.

I stated these losers draw attention to themselves.

YOUR attention apparently. So to recap, shitty weightlifters don't use roid except when they do and your attention is drawn to juicy muscles and barely clothed oily men. And this is not going good for who?

Besides my own personal bitches like Roach and AP

So you are a juiced up roider who watches barely clothed guys lift weight AND you have two guys who are your bitches. Mmmm ok.

Are we done here? Or do you want to go for another ride?

Wait wait wait. There is more? So you are a juiced up roider who watches barely clothed guys lift weight AND you have two guys who are your bitches AND you want to know if I want to go for a ride with you? So you are hopped up on roid and at least a little gay. I’ll pass.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Wait you just said shit weightlifters don't use roids and then you say they do?

I didn't say anything. I know you have to speak out loud to help facilitate your reading, but I most definitely did not say anything. Much like a midget and a dwarf, there's a difference between a 'weight lifter' and a 'body builder.' Weight lifters are people that concern themselves merely with feats of strength, like seeing how far one can toss a midget. Body builders are the posers in the gym flexing at the mirrors. While both do lift weights as means to an end, their goals are rather different. Seeing as how you're the weight in the weight lifting realm, I understand your confusion. I am done with you... so I am just going to return you to the rack. Someone else will come by shortly and toss you around. It will be epic. Okay?

[Moving Sale]

I see so roid ragers like you slam roids to get strong enough to what? Lift a car 'cause we know that is a feat that is needed everyday. Or maybe it's to take down a lion?
And then there are roiders, the ones who's juicy muscles and half naked bodied you stare at, who lift weights so other men will stare at them? Have I got this right so far? And one of the ways that you get these big muscles is my grabbing other males (midgets mostly) and you hoist these other males into the air to make your muscles bigger?
So basically you spend your day hoisting some men and staring at others while you make your muscles bigger so you can take down a lion?
You REALLY want to keep going down this road you stupid raging fag?

[smackaholic]

Wait you just said shit weightlifters don't use roids and then you say they do?

I didn't say anything. I know you have to speak out loud to help facilitate your reading, but I most definitely did not say anything. Much like a midget and a dwarf, there's a difference between a 'weight lifter' and a 'body builder.' Weight lifters are people that concern themselves merely with feats of strength, like seeing how far one can toss a midget. Body builders are the posers in the gym flexing at the mirrors. While both do lift weights as means to an end, their goals are rather different. Seeing as how you're the weight in the weight lifting realm, I understand your confusion. I am done with you... so I am just going to return you to the rack. Someone else will come by shortly and toss you around. It will be epic. Okay?

just make sure you wipe him off after you put him on the rack. it's especially important during the flu season.