
2. Tornado media coverage. Those fucks live in the central plains where there are tornadoes.

3. Hurricane media coverage. Who the fuck would have thought living near the coast would come with this risk.

4. Earthquake media coverage. Fuckers living on the West Coast are suprised when it happens?

5. Wildfire media coverage. For god sake if you live near foiliage it may fucking burn some day.

6. Those poor service men during the holidays. Oh fuck, did you really think when you enlisted you would be stationed at home?

7. Women with 2 black eyes. Should have listened the first time.

8. Iowa and Cal football. Neither will ever really be worth a fuck and if they were, the majority of the free world could care less. Fuckers.

9. Mud sharks. Really not racist per se, but they tend to irk the fuck out of me.

10. Wendy's. Who the fuck serves a square burger?
