10 things that piss me off

[campinfool]

1. Blizzard media coverage. Yes those fucks live in the north and people act suprised about snow.

2. Tornado media coverage. Those fucks live in the central plains where there are tornadoes.

3. Hurricane media coverage. Who the fuck would have thought living near the coast would come with this risk.

4. Earthquake media coverage. Fuckers living on the West Coast are suprised when it happens?

5. Wildfire media coverage. For god sake if you live near foiliage it may fucking burn some day.

6. Those poor service men during the holidays. Oh fuck, did you really think when you enlisted you would be stationed at home?

7. Women with 2 black eyes. Should have listened the first time.

8. Iowa and Cal football. Neither will ever really be worth a fuck and if they were, the majority of the free world could care less. Fuckers.

9. Mud sharks. Really not racist per se, but they tend to irk the fuck out of me.

10. Wendy's. Who the fuck serves a square burger?

[mvscal]

11. Shit posts

[Sirfindafold]

12. Bob Seger

[smackaholic]

13. Using the fukk you smiley more than once in a post.

[Moving Sale]

9. Mud sharks. Really not racist per se, but they tend to irk the fuck out of me.

Proof positive that you are a racist. Way to out yourself you backwards yokel fuck.

[War Wagon]

14. people at the supermarket who leave their fucking shopping carts out in the lot instead of taking 5 seconds to push it to the corral.

[Moving Sale]

^^^^^^
Crybabies

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

8. Iowa and Cal football. Neither will ever really be worth a fuck and if they were, the majority of the free world could care less. Fuckers.

Sorry, that's a top 10 thing that pisses me off.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

14. people at the supermarket who leave their fucking shopping carts out in the lot instead of taking 5 seconds to push it to the corral.

You...complete me.

-Rack Fu

[Trampis]

14. people at the supermarket who leave their fucking shopping carts out in the lot instead of taking 5 seconds to push it to the corral.

I live where 70% of the population is Mexican, hence 70% of the carts at the supermarket are in parking spots, not the cart corrals. :x

[Screw_Michigan]

12. Bob Seger

Bwhaha!

Rack Sirfuckafist. I hate Bob Seger, too.

[The Seer]

I live where 70% of the population is Mexican, hence 70% of the carts at the supermarket are in backyards, serving as barbecues.

FTFY@NC

[Dinsdale]

I've been in Seattle the last two days and saw zero Messicans

Of course not -- no agriculture in the immediate area, and service industry jobs are more than covered by hipster transplants.

Asians on the other hand.......

15. Bad Asian Drivers

In Seattle, you can get the double-dose-of-roadway-danger... the Asian from British Columbia. Talk about two factors that dictate some really bad driving -- then you combine them, and you get the typical Seattle freeway pile-ups.

You take those people, and then mix in exit-ramps from the left lane, and carnage is inevitable.

[smackaholic]

^^^^^^
Crybabies

funny you would chime in on shopping carts. I'll fukking bet you ride in the one with the plastic race car tacked onto the front when you go to whole foods with your life partner.

[Moving Sale]

I wasn't chiming in on shopping carts I was chiming in on crybabies. Keep practicing and you may read at a 2nd grade level someday.

[smackaholic]

You called someone a crybaby for whining about a-holes that think it's fine to leave the cart in the parking space, therefore, imo, you were chiming in about shopping carts, you hair splitting runt.

so which shopping cart do you favor, the race car or the choo-choo train?

[War Wagon]

I hate Bob Seger

That's unAmerican.

Let me guess, you hate John Mellencamp too.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

I hate Bob Seger

That's unAmerican.

Let me guess, you hate John Mellencamp too.

John Mellencamp is for 45 year old women with gunts and huge bangs. You really listen to this shit? Bob Seger, Bud Light, Wranglers...you really are one fall-in-line slice of Americana.

[General Peters]

I hate Bob Seger

That's unAmerican.

Let me guess, you hate John Mellencamp too.

John Mellencamp is for 45 year old women with gunts and huge bangs. You really listen to this shit? Bob Seger, Bud Light, Wranglers...you really are one fall-in-line slice of Americana.

It's called sarcasm dude

[General Peters]

9. Mud sharks. Really not racist per se, but they tend to irk the fuck out of me.

Proof positive that you are a racist. Way to out yourself you backwards yokel fuck.

I guess Moving Sale should be forced to accept mudsharks with open arms and celebrate in their filth, lack of self-esteem and brainwashed domes. Irk isn't the word. They are just disgusting. It's bad enough when you see the one with a mulatto in the g-store (she's the one that leaves the cart in the lot because she's learned laziness and "da world owes me" from the dad of her child who hauled ass), but it's even worse to see the bitter 'shark WITH some gold-toothed 'grow who slowly limps because his pants are around his ankles. I guess that's campinfool's fault.

[R-Jack]

I hate Bob Seger

That's unAmerican.

Let me guess, you hate John Mellencamp too.

John Mellencamp is for 45 year old women with gunts and huge bangs. You really listen to this shit? Bob Seger, Bud Light, Wranglers...you really are one fall-in-line slice of Americana.

A little ditty about Kansas City fan
Fighin' for loose balls and grabbin' dicks in the heartland

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

A little ditty about Kansas City fan
Fighin' for loose balls and grabbin' dicks in the heartland

...life goes on...long after the thrill, of grooming is gone.

[BSmack]

That's unAmerican.

Let me guess, you hate John Mellencamp too.

John Mellencamp is for 45 year old women with gunts and huge bangs. You really listen to this shit? Bob Seger, Bud Light, Wranglers...you really are one fall-in-line slice of Americana.

It's called sarcasm dude

Not in the case of Bud Lite Wagon it isn't. He means that shit.

[Moving Sale]

I guess Moving Sale should be forced to accept mudsharks with open arms and celebrate in their filth, lack of self-esteem and brainwashed domes.

Go back to the 20th Century you vile racist shitstain.

[Moving Sale]

Sucking on dad’s chili dog outside the tastee freeze
His daughter sittin on R-jack’s lap
He’s got his hand between her knees
R-Jack says hey hun let’s run off behind a shady tree
Dribble of those gap4kids and
Let me do what I please

You are still not smart enough to know what's going on are you?

[Dinsdale]

Before opening this thread, I would have had to give some thought to putting together a "worst singers EVAR" list...

Now, I'd have to sit down and contemplate whether Bob Seger or John Cougar would be 1-2, or 2-1.

[War Wagon]

John Cougar was sarcasm, Bob Seger was not. Wtf do you twerps have against The Silver Bullet band? Sheesh! I suppose it makes you feel enlightened to look down your snooty noses at an American original. GFY.

Not that I'm a huge fan, but dude has a long list of good if not great songs. This is one of my favorites.

[Atomic Punk]

Mudsharks = #1 on the list. This Half-Time show is what is wrong with those that elected Onogga into office. AIDS, homelessness, welfare, single moms, tattoos... the list goes on. This is offensive to people with intelligence.

[Imus]

AP it's half time, fuck the black eyed pees, why not tell us about your self?

How many of those russian skanks did you bone, trying to help into the country?

How many liters in a common urine collection bag?

Does jizz ever really come off the mirror?

Do gay and alcholic tendencies every really go away?

Was that really you in the guitar video?

[Atomic Punk]

AP it's half time, fuck the black eyed pees, why not tell us about your self?

Okay troll

How many of those russian skanks did you bone, trying to help into the country?

Most of them but didn't get them into the country on a permanent basis.

How many liters in a common urine collection bag?

1000 ml or 1 liter. Check out the big brain on Brad. Gotta love the metric system.

Does jizz ever really come off the mirror?

Tooth paste is even worse.

Do gay and alcholic tendencies every really go away?

Not sure. Do you wanna go spell check 1st?

Was that really you in the guitar video?

Actually there are several videos checking out new equipment. The actual live stuff with a buddy's band is on some other site. FOX y'all! Feelin' YOU!