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The T1B Expendables

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Put together your "team". It's a suicide mission. No wimps.

Martyred = "The Boss"

trev = "The Seductress"

AP = comic foil

poptart = scripturally fueled loose cannon

mvscal = hard-bitten vet with a grudge against the world...and Obama

jiminphilly = silent assassin with ninja skillz

Coogs = quiet man...eventually betrays the mission

Dr_Phibes = "The N00B"
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Martyred wrote:Put together your "team". It's a suicide mission. No wimps.

Martyred = "The Boss"

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trev = "The Seductress"

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AP = comic foil

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poptart = scripturally fueled loose cannon

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mvscal = hard-bitten vet with a grudge against the world...and Obama

Image


jiminphilly = silent assassin with ninja skillz

Image


Coogs = quiet man...eventually betrays the mission

Image


Dr_Phibes = "The N00B"

Image

We had to import the seductress from a different cast, but it still works I think.
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Are you new at this? Thread shitting, I mean...
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Do you have to have Skype to use T1B Chat?

A friend wants to know, thanks!


Oh ... and how do you post pics and youtoob clips?


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Martyred wrote:Coogs = quiet man...eventually betrays the mission
I'm touched.
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Go Coogs' wrote:
Martyred wrote:Coogs = quiet man...eventually betrays the mission
I'm touched.
We know.
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Btw, RACK my new avatard!
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who are those people?
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Bizzarofelice wrote:who are those people?
people 'tart hasn't run yet.

Now get your sluggard self into the CBB forum and drop a take on MU - Tejas, make it not suck, or I'll take his leash off.

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Martyred wrote:Put together your "team". It's a suicide mission. No wimps.

Martyred = "The Boss"
Image
--
trev = "The Seductress"
Image
--
AP = comic foil
Image
--
poptart = scripturally fueled loose cannon

--
mvscal = hard-bitten vet with a grudge against the world...and Obama
Image

--
jiminphilly = silent assassin with ninja skillz
--
Coogs = quiet man...eventually betrays the mission
--
Dr_Phibes = "The N00B"
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I'd rack Jim but that was too discombobulated... needs an edit or 6.

ah fuck it, I'm grading on the curve.

RACK! jim.
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"The Boss" and "The Seductress" in happier times:

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~sniff~
Those were the days, eh sweetheart?
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OKAY, now for the Bad Guys:

Diego = "Baby Fencer" specializes in human trafficking...mostly children

ucant = "Mr. Gaybeef" uncontrollable, impotent rage...and back acne

Ana ng = "Lady Fuxtumuch" enchanting, but lethal. Erotic hands.

Toddowen = confused idiot...gets killed early...by own self
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Martyred wrote:Are you new at this? Thread shitting, I mean...
And here I thought you'd appreciate being compared to Lee Marvin in one of his best roles.


Looks like my pics have turned into red x's. I'll see if I can fix things.

BTW...I was just promoted to threadkilling manager
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Mikey wrote:
BTW...I was just promoted to threadkilling manager
Assistant Threadkilling Manager (Warehouse Division)

Try not getting ahead of your self too much.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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OK scroll up. You'll see I've fixed things up so that you look extremely macho.
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You did good, Mikey.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Martyred wrote:Put together your "team". It's a suicide mission. No wimps.

AP = comic "foil"
Which of the 3 Hansen brothers do you see me in formation going around the hockey net as?
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.

Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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poptart wrote:Btw, RACK my new avatard!
You can't rack yourself. You know that.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
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You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Martyred wrote:
Mikey wrote:
BTW...I was just promoted to threadkilling manager
Assistant Threadkilling Manager (Warehouse Division)

Try not getting ahead of your self too much.
C'mon. At least Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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OmegaVerb thinks this clone name thread is poorly conceived.
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Martyred wrote:OKAY, now for the Bad Guys:

Diego = "Baby Fencer" specializes in human trafficking...mostly children

ucant = "Mr. Gaybeef" uncontrollable, impotent rage...and back acne

Ana ng = "Lady Fuxtumuch" enchanting, but lethal. Erotic hands.

Toddowen = confused idiot...gets killed early...by own self
Well ain't this about some bullshit?
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Bizzarofelice wrote:OmegaVerb thinks this clone name thread is poorly conceived.
Then jump back into Doc Brown's DeLorean and set the flux capacitor to 2006, which apparently, you think was the apex of smack glory.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Martyred wrote:Ana ng = "Lady Fuxtumuch" enchanting, but lethal. Erotic hands.
jiminphilly = silent assassin with ninja skillz
In my death scene, I want her on top.
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jiminphilly wrote:
Martyred wrote:Ana ng = "Lady Fuxtumuch" enchanting, but lethal. Erotic hands.
jiminphilly = silent assassin with ninja skillz
In my death scene, I want her on top.

Done deal.
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Why don’t you just STFU.
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Martyred wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
Martyred wrote:Ana ng = "Lady Fuxtumuch" enchanting, but lethal. Erotic hands.
jiminphilly = silent assassin with ninja skillz
In my death scene, I want her on top.
Done deal.
I'd like for Ana to waive her no-nudity clause too. It's the only way to make the scene more real.
Ana let's make this a special scene.


Part 9 1/2 weeks, part Monster's Ball except you're not black.
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jiminphilly wrote:I'd like for Ana to waive her no-nudity clause too. It's the only way to make the scene more real.
Ana let's make this a special scene.


Part 9 1/2 weeks, part Monster's Ball except you're not black.
Bahahaha
kcdave wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2023 8:05 am
I was actually going to to join in the best bets activity here at good ole T1B...The guy that runs that contest is a fucking prick
Derron wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 3:07 pm
You are truly one of the worst pieces of shit to ever post on this board. Start giving up your paycheck for reparations now and then you can shut the fuck up about your racist blasts.
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Martyred wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:OmegaVerb thinks this clone name thread is poorly conceived.
Then jump back into Doc Brown's DeLorean and set the flux capacitor to 2006, which apparently, you think was the apex of smack glory.
Actually, I think OV outed him/herself as a mostly sober Guy_Fawkes wannabe sometime around 2002
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