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He should have taken up bowling

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Or gone out for the chess team.




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Florida High School Baseball Team Cuts Legless Player

A Florida high school baseball team's decision to cut a double-amputee
player from the squad had critics crying foul.

Pitcher Anthony Burruto -- who has prosthetic legs, can throw an 80-mph
fastball and was featured on the cover of ESPN the Magazine -- was cut
after he tried out for Dr. Phillips High School varsity team.

Coach Mike Bradley's main concern about Burroto was him trying to field
bunts off the pitcher's mound, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

"He's not looking at him as an athlete. He was looking at him like he's a
disabled person," Anthony's mom, Diane Burroto, told the paper.

Dennis Rasmussen, who pitched in the majors for 12 seasons, said simply,
"This decision was wrong."

"You took away the hopes and dreams that Anthony's been hanging onto,"
Rasmussen, a friend of Burruto's family, told the Orlando Sentinel. "He
crushed a young man with no apparent reason."

But Principal Gene Trochinski stands by the coach's decision.

"I think the coaches made a determination of who could contribute to the
team this year and not that Anthony couldn't, but other kids could at a
higher level," he told MyFoxOrlando.com.

Anthony had his legs amputated as a baby because he was born without a
shinbone in his left leg and without a fibula in his right one.

Despite the setback, he doesn't make any excuses for being cut.

"I want to earn my position on the team. I want him to say I'm good enough
to play," he told the paper.


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Everyone knows that a pitcher has to field bunts. :meds:

It's critically important to success of a high school ball team.

Shit, are you going to have the opposition lay down bunts - and watch them leg 'em into doubles all day long?

Maybe Anthony can run wind sprints (or do agility drills until he pukes) for a year until next season's tryouts.

Or if he's got such a good arm, maybe he can learn to throw the discus.


Good luck, Anthony!
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Any coach who would actually call for bunts against that guy would be the only other contestant in the Fuckhead of The Year contest.
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Can't keep runners off the bases, can't play. Sorry.
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Carson wrote:Any coach who would actually call for bunts against that guy would be the only other contestant in the Fuckhead of The Year contest.
Why is that?
"He's not looking at him as an athlete. He was looking at him like he's a disabled person," Anthony's mom, Diane Burroto, told the paper.
As a point of fact, he is a disabled person but, to the coach's credit, he treated the kid like an athlete not a gimp and cut him.
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Precisely. It's unfortunate the kid has no legs but loads of talent and power - crap can't imagine how fast he could pitch if he had legs.

But the coach has the hopes and dreams of the entire team on his shoulders, not just one kid.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Stratton

Sort of reminds me of this guy's problem. Makes me wonder how many high school kids have bunting skills good enough to pose that much trouble. Couldn't he play like 1st base instead ?
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Wolfman wrote:Couldn't he play like 1st base instead ?
The coach has already declared that Anthony can play left out.
































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mvscal wrote:
Carson wrote:Any coach who would actually call for bunts against that guy would be the only other contestant in the Fuckhead of The Year contest.
Why is that?
I guess I whiffed on my satire swing.

If the guy has any kind of arm, keep him as a reliever in blowouts, but why flat-out cut him? Seems extreme.

Any coach that would rely on continually bunting against this guy would be selling his batters short while proving he has no business coaching.

I'm all for putting the best team on the field but this is high school ball and kids should at least be able to dream a few more years before they have to face realities like war and taxation.
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Carson wrote:I'm all for putting the best team on the field but this is high school ball and kids should at least be able to dream a few more years before they have to face realities like war and taxation.
Fuck that. I suppose I should have made the baseball team too? Never mind that I couldn't field my position. I should have made the team and gotten PT just because I tried. Right?

BTW: Track was more fun anyway. I threw shot and disc. We lifted and we threw. No 30 minute wind sprint torture sessions running up and down hills like the baseball team had to deal with. I should send a thank you note to the coach who cut me.
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The kid didn't seem to have a problem with it. Why should anyone else?
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Carson wrote:Any coach that would rely on continually bunting against this guy would be selling his batters short while proving he has no business coaching.
If that's the only way to get on base with a half man/ half robot pitching, then you do it.

The kid will hamstring, so to speak, his defense by having to play so far in because he can't field his position.
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