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400-pound woman caught shoplifting when motorized cart gets stuck at Rochester Hills Meijer ... police use Taser to subdue her

Do I even need to post the rest? :lol:

Fuck it.
A Pontiac woman’s alleged theft attempt was foiled this week when her motorized cart became stuck at a Rochester Hills Meijer.

Jerrie Perkins, 30, is charged with unarmed robbery, resisting and obstructing a police officer and second-degree retail fraud.

Her bond was set at $15,000 by 52-3 District Magistrate Nick Camargo during arraignment Thursday.

Investigators said Perkins was attempting to leave the Rochester Road Meijer with more than $600 worth of stolen electronic merchandise when her cart got stuck and she was unable to drive out the door.

The door alarm was activated when Perkins passed through it around 9:20 p.m. Tuesday, and Meijer employees approached her asking for a receipt for the items.

Perkins — approximately 5 foot 2 and 400 pounds — shoved a loss prevention officer and hit her in the face, according to the Oakland County Sheriff’s Office.

A sheriff’s deputy arrived and asked Perkins to put her hands behind her back, but she “cursed at the deputy, balled her right hand into a fist and took a fighting stance,” according to a press release from the Sheriff’s Office.

The deputy pulled his Taser and told Perkins to put her hands behind her back, but Perkins brought her fist up over her head and looked directly at the deputy.

The deputy Tasered Perkins, who then complied with the deputy’s commands and was taken to jail.
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took a fighting stance
I wonder if she dismounted first or assumed said stance on the scooter. I would pay good money to see this.
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A sheriff’s deputy arrived and asked Perkins to put her hands behind her back, but she “cursed at the deputy, balled her right hand into a fist and took a fighting stance,”...
At 5ft.2 and 400lbs., aren't her hands already balled and her legs automatically at shoulder's width apart?
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She can't be from Pontiac. She's white.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:She can't be from Pontiac. She's white.
Fat...check
White...check
Blonde...check

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Perkins — approximately 5 foot 2
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Why do you have a need to imagine that my wife is obese? Knock yourself out with that fantasy if you want but it has no basis in fact. She is pretty average for her age. And she was a dancer in her youth. She still does some dancing. Get over it or put it in your ear.
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Dan Vogel wrote:She still does some dancing.
Most whores do.
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A fat, white woman in the Midwest caught stealing? Was there a black, male accomplice?

Probably some self hating mvscal like AA or Canibus.
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I WAS going to say something about the irony of Vic showing up when we start discussing fat white women, but he had to go make the same joke and shit.

I feel hoodwinked.
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Invictus wrote:
Probably some self hating mvscal like AA or Canibus.

Uhhh...dude...Canibus isn't black...

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SPREADSHEET UPDATE

Oh wait, he is


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IndyFrisco wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:She can't be from Pontiac. She's white.
Fat...check
White...check
Blonde...NO

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