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RIP shutyomouth

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This is too bad. Dude had a solid run.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 02101.html
Blair River, 575-pound Heart Attack Grill spokesman, dies at 29

The Associated Press
Friday, March 4, 2011; 10:06 AM

PHOENIX -- A 575-pound man who gained a measure of fame as spokesman for the Heart Attack Grill - a Phoenix-area restaurant that unabashedly touts its unhealthy, high-calorie menu - has died.

Friends of 29-year-old Blair River say he died Tuesday, possibly from contracting pneumonia after a bout with the flu.

Restaurant founder Jon Basso tells The Arizona Republic that River was more than the larger-than-life caricature he portrayed in promoting the restaurant in Chandler, which includes huge hamburgers, milkshakes and fries cooked in lard on its menu.

Basso says River was a creative genius who had been planning to take part in the shooting of a promotional spot called, "Heart Attack Grill: The Musical."

The 6-foot-8 River was an Arizona state heavyweight wrestling champion in 1999.
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Go figure, he dies from complications due to the flu.

And a kid in high school, scoring the overtime winning basket to end his team's perfect season dies during the post game celebration - cause of his heart being enlarged.
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was gonna say no way dude's 575, but, then i saw he was 6'8".

that's one big mofo. dude would prolly be skinny at 300.
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The pall bearers are pushing for cremation.
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They're gonna need a bigger oven.
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Mace wrote:The pall bearers are pushing for cremation.
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