Only in Tuscaloosa.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

There is not an anti-bestiality law in Alabama.

Shocker

sin,
nobody

[Y2K]

There is not an anti-bestiality law in Alabama.

Shocker

sin,
nobody

In California they would be married and collecting benefits.

[Tom In VA]

No, no, no, you misunderstood - I said I fucked that bitch, THAT bitch - the one that called y'all.

The dog, I was helping over the fence.

[R-Jack]

named “Lady”

[jiminphilly]

named “Lady”

Lady, I'm your knight in shining armor and I love you
You have made me what I am and I am yours
My love, there's so many ways I want to say I love you
Let me hold you in my arms forever more

You have gone and made me such a fool
I'm so lost in your love
And oh, we belong together
Won't you believe in my song?

Lady, for so many years I thought I'd never find you
You have come into my life and made me whole
Forever let me wake to see you each and every morning
Let me hear you whisper softly in my ear

In my eyes I see no one else but you
There's no other love like our love
And yes, oh yes, I'll always want you near me
I've waited for you for so long

Lady, your love's the only love I need
And beside me is where I want you to be
'Cause, my love, there's somethin' I want you to know
You're the love of my life, you're my lady!

[R-Jack]

Lady, I'm your half-witted meth-head and I love you
You have made want you while on all fours
My love, there's only one way I want to say I love you
Let me hold up your tail forever more

You have gone and made me such a fool
Stroke my cock with your paw
And oh, this is Alabama
Is this even against that law?

Lady, for so many years I thought I'd never find you
You sniffed around my porch and made me whole
I got a pointer in my pants each and every morning
Let me crouch behind and pull your ears

In my eyes I see no one else but you
There's no other love like our love
And yes, oh yes, I know of Mace and his sheep
Sheep don't lick peanut butter off schlongs

Lady, your love's the only love I need
And fetching the stick is your treat
'Cause, my love, it's my turn to bury the bone
You're the love of my life, you're my lady!

No charge.

[Tom In VA]

Well done.