The One Board Demographics

[Google Analytics]

Race:
89% White
6% African American
3% Asian
2% Other

Gender:
97% Male
3% Female

Sexual Orientation:
62% Homosexual
24% Heterosexual
10% Bisexual
3% Bestial
1% Other

Political Affilation:
57% Republican
24% Democrat
11% Independent
8% Other

Median Income:
$44,498

[jiminphilly]

Median Income:
$44,498

Was this analysis before or after Mikey and I got our promotions?
Some of you fucks need to work more and post less.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Sexual Orientation:

3% Bestial

[Mikey]

Median Income:
$44,498

Was this analysis before or after Mikey and I got our promotions?
Some of you fucks need to work more and post less.

Was I supposed to get a raise?

All I got was an ergonomic chair and a coffee mug with my name on it.

[War Wagon]

Median Income:
$44,498

Is that before or after union dues?

[Mace]

Median Income:
$44,498

Is that before or after union dues?

No union dues, Wags, that's the average public employee pension.....not including full coverage, top of the line medical insurance, and a 5% COLA every year.

[Goober McTuber]

Sexual Orientation:

3% Bestial

You’re right. That does seem low.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

I am more of a SQL guy.

select
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from
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where
.....t1b.whipscockouttolittlegirls = 'Y'
.....and t1b.loserstatus = 'Y'
.....andt1b.gender = 'NOT AVAILABLE'