Last night president Obama was having a nightmare. He sat up in bed and he saw Abe Lincoln sitting at the end of the bed.
Obama said to Lincoln, “You know, things aren’t going very well for me right now. The economy is in shambles and the country is divided. You’ve dealt with stuff like this before and proved to be a great leader. What would you do right now if you were me?”
Lincoln responded, “I think I’d go to the theatre.”
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Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Then Lincoln should have added, "Nigga Please!"
BSmack wrote:Best. AP take. Ever.
Seriously. I don't disagree with a word of it.
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You woke up with a load of jizz on your face, so you were twice as happy.Cuda wrote:what happened next?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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you're projecting again, Gobbles
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Not really, KC Cuda.Cuda wrote:you're projecting again, Gobbles
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim