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Last night president Obama was having a nightmare. He sat up in bed and he saw Abe Lincoln sitting at the end of the bed.

Obama said to Lincoln, “You know, things aren’t going very well for me right now. The economy is in shambles and the country is divided. You’ve dealt with stuff like this before and proved to be a great leader. What would you do right now if you were me?”

Lincoln responded, “I think I’d go to the theatre.”
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Then Lincoln should have added, "Nigga Please!"
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what happened next?
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
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Cuda wrote:what happened next?
You woke up with a load of jizz on your face, so you were twice as happy.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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you're projecting again, Gobbles
WacoFan wrote:Flying any airplane that you can hear the radio over the roaring radial engine is just ghey anyway.... Of course, Cirri are the Miata of airplanes..
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Cuda wrote:you're projecting again, Gobbles
Not really, KC Cuda.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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