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I'm almost convinced Baltimore is the greatest city on earth. The density of hot women there is just amazing considering how Bmore's economy is "transitioning." Cheap cabs, cheap beers, cheap housing, access to DC jobs, etc. What makes Bmore even better is that Killian couldn't get laid with a fistful of $100s in Bmore. Hanging out in Fells, at Lil Phil's, owned by a Flint native who hooked us up with a round for swinging by his place before hO's opening day. Swung past the Harbor on the was to Camden. Saw vagina that was pink like a field of fresh strawberries. Unreal. Where would you rather live? Bmore, Madison or Fresno? The choice is clear: Charm fucking City.

I love DC but Bmore is like my vacation home.
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Where would you rather live? Bmore, Madison or Fresno?
It couldn't be more obvious. Madison, you stupid fucking tard.
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88 wrote:Baltimore is a good place to catch a train to a better city.
Fresno's a great place to catch a highway and be within a couple hours drive?...of where millions of tourist's spend a boatlod of cash to come and see. I did enjoy the trains on the east coast, unfortunately here they only exsist in The Bay Area and parts of LA so unless you are a local commuter they aren't worth a shit.

Hot women?... :lol: Obviously Screws never been to the So Cal Beaches...

Jeebus, even Jess the Rookie gets laid and he lives in Redondo.

The only problem I have with Fresneck is we are too long a drive to San Diego, well that and the state government and it's unions are in complete shambles and are already beginning to shackle it's citizens to a tree only to make them "squeel."

I'm sure B-More is a nice place to visit... :D
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Y2K wrote:
88 wrote:Baltimore is a good place to catch a train to a better city.
Fresno's a great place to catch a highway and be within a couple hours drive?...of where millions of tourist's spend a boatlod of cash to come and see. I did enjoy the trains on the east coast, unfortunately here they only exsist in The Bay Area and parts of LA so unless you are a local commuter they aren't worth a shit.

Hot women?... :lol: Obviously Screws never been to the So Cal Beaches...

Jeebus, even Jess the Rookie gets laid in and he lives in Redondo.

The only problem I have with Fresneck is we are to long a drive to San Diego, well that and the state government and it's unions are in complete shambles and are already beginning to shackle it's citizens to a tree only to make them "squeel."

I'm sure B-More is a nice place to visit... :D
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Goober McTuber wrote: It couldn't be more obvious. Madison, you stupid fucking tard.

Uhhh, Yeah.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: I love DC but Bmore is like my vacation home.
Baltimore have bigger cardboard boxes?
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When I visited in 1988 I was really impressed with the panoramic view of Bethlehem Steel. :meds:
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Need to get out more often son.
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