How I react to abusive tornado warnings.

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Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.

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Tears Jerry. Tears.

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mvscal wrote:

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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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"maybe if they'd turn off the siren we'd be able to hear the tornado"

Awesome. :lol:
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Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.

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Spray, you are truly one of a kind and we are better for having you post with us.
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Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.

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Papa Willie wrote:...more like TWO of a kind. :(
You beat me to it by a matter of seconds...

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Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.

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Papa Willie wrote:
trev wrote:Spray, you are truly one of a kind and we are better for having you post with us.
Wrong. Since I quit smoking, I've gained back weight, so I'm more like TWO of a kind. :(
I know what you mean dude. I'll never go back, but damn this metabolic rate of mine needs a fucking kick in the ASS.
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Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.

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Whole lot of FAT up in this thread.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Papa Willie wrote:Yup. And before ANYBODY says anything - no. No - I don't feel ANY different at all. Still just as fucking lazy as I was before I quit. I do fucking smell and taste things better, though! And hey - I've got more money to buy chewing gum and sunflower seeds with! :meds:
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Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.

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Screw_Michigan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Yup. And before ANYBODY says anything - no. No - I don't feel ANY different at all. Still just as fucking lazy as I was before I quit. I do fucking smell and taste things better, though! And hey - I've got more money to buy chewing gum and sunflower seeds with! :meds:
I quit dipping at the end of January and although I have it kicked, I suddenly have developed this huge sweet tooth. I really like these, probably too much:

Image

I used to like Sour Patch Kids because they helped your mouth create saliva, but I'm not as fond of them anymore.
Hey Screw, that pesky hosting service is giving us a red x

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wolfman wrote:I also remember seeing all the old people dying in the streets because they did not have medicare. Good times.
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Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.

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Imus wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:Yup. And before ANYBODY says anything - no. No - I don't feel ANY different at all. Still just as fucking lazy as I was before I quit. I do fucking smell and taste things better, though! And hey - I've got more money to buy chewing gum and sunflower seeds with! :meds:
I quit dipping at the end of January and although I have it kicked, I suddenly have developed this huge sweet tooth. I really like these, probably too much:

Image

I used to like Sour Patch Kids because they helped your mouth create saliva, but I'm not as fond of them anymore.
Hey Screw, that pesky hosting service is giving us a red x

Let me host it for you

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You could have just linked one of the numerous pictures of penises you undoubtedly host. That would have been funnier.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.

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Funny you should bring up "penis" right away.

You sick old bastard.
wolfman wrote:I also remember seeing all the old people dying in the streets because they did not have medicare. Good times.
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Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.

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Right away? I was in this thread 7 hours ago. So you never answered my question, Imus. Are you really SG's butter-face sister?
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass

Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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mvscal wrote:

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that is fucking awesome spray
get out, get out while there's still time
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Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.

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HOLY FUCK, 'SPRAY! YOU ARE ENORMOUS....











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Re: How I react to abusive tornado warnings.

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holy fuck spray you are outta control
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