Did you know that Screw_Michigan...

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

...lives and works in DC?

That he rubs elbows with some fairly important people in DC?

That in DC, important things happen...and he just happens to be in DC?

That he's not some hayseed bumpkin anymore, because now he resides in DC?

That like some 1930's farm whore that travels to Hollywood to "make it big", Screw_Michigan shed his skin and all the trappings of a mundane, banal existence...trading it all in for a cosmopolitan life among luminary national figures in DC?



It's true. He's very modest, though. You really have to pry to get this out of him.

[Mikey]

Thanks for telling me. I never would have figured it out.

[Screw_Michigan]

Aw, thanks, Marty. My own thread.

I guess I have officially made it.

*sniff*

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

That he rubs elbows with some fairly important people in DC?

:?

And here I thought he rubs cocks then mopped up their jizz... thanks for clearing this up.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

I didn't mean this to become a Screwey pile-on thread.
He just needed a simple "attitude adjustment".

[Screw_Michigan]

I actually don't work in DC. I work in Arlington.

[Goober McTuber]

And here I thought he rubs cocks

You really seem to enjoy pretending other guys are gay. What is wrong with you?

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

You really seem to enjoy pretending other guys are gay.

Who said anything about anyone being gay? He works with jizz for a living. It doesn't necessarily make him straight or gay. Have a Diopolitan and lighten up, will ya Suzy?

[Goober McTuber]

You really seem to enjoy pretending other guys are gay.

Who said anything about anyone being gay?

And here I thought he rubs cocks then mopped up their jizz...

But you wouldn't consider that gay. Alrighty then.

[poptart]

...lives and works in DC?

That he rubs elbows with some fairly important people in DC?

That in DC, important things happen...and he just happens to be in DC?

That he's not some hayseed bumpkin anymore, because now he resides in DC?

That like some 1930's farm whore that travels to Hollywood to "make it big", Screw_Michigan shed his skin and all the trappings of a mundane, banal existence...trading it all in for a cosmopolitan life among luminary national figures in DC?



It's true. He's very modest, though. You really have to pry to get this out of him.

A lof of people post in the Cul de Smack, but Marty is one of the few who, to my way of thinking, really gets it.

RACK!

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

But you wouldn't consider that gay.

Some people dig ditches. Others shovel shit. Still others work with cocks and mop up jizz. Who am I to judge a person's vocation? It's called making a buck. Better that than collecting unemployment since Obama took office... right?

[Goober McTuber]

But you wouldn't consider that gay.

Some people dig ditches. Others shovel shit. Still others work with cocks and mop up jizz. Who am I to judge a person's vocation? It's called making a buck. Better that than collecting unemployment since Obama took office... right?

Better for you, maybe. Enjoy yourself, faggot.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

But you wouldn't consider that gay.

Some people dig ditches. Others shovel shit. Still others work with cocks and mop up jizz. Who am I to judge a person's vocation? It's called making a buck. Better that than collecting unemployment since Obama took office... right?

And in what instance would the cock rubbing not be gay?

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Better for you, maybe. Enjoy yourself, faggot.

Did you have too many Diopolitans with your girlfriends at Happy Hour last night? You seem hung over and very frustrated. I say this because your normal shit responses have further deteriorated into a quasi-KC like state. “I know he’s gay and so are you?” Come on now… certainly you can do better than this. Perhaps you should step out during lunch and get your nails done and your pubes waxed. Maybe even purchase a new purse to swing wildly from thread to thread. It may brighten your day.

[Goober McTuber]

What Magoo said.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

And in what instance would the cock rubbing not be gay?

In this economy, I imagine people with a limited skill set like your friend might be forced to do things they'd otherwise not normally do in order to survive. If you think that makes your friend gay, so be it. I am not one to judge.

[Goober McTuber]

Weak. Like most of your shit posts.

[Get fucked]

And in what instance would the cock rubbing not be gay?

Supposedly over at the self proclaimed "touching boners" site


now get back to Screw and

Get fucked.

[Goober McTuber]

And in what instance would the cock rubbing not be gay?

Supposedly over at the self proclaimed "touching boners" site

Gee, and what name do we see right in the middle of that box. Get Fucked.

[R-Jack]

I never make any lists

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

When Screwy's alone and life is making him lonely
He can always go - to DC
When he's got worries, cleaning jizz in a hurry
Seems to help, I know - DC
Just listen to the sounds of all blowhards in the city
Trying to convince themselves that life ain't all that shitty

You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares
So go to DC, things'll be great when you're
in DC - no finer place, for sure
DC - Screwy is waiting for you

[Cuda]

And in what instance would the cock rubbing not be gay?

[Cuda]

please say you knew

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

When Screwy's alone and life is making him lonely
He can always go - to DC
When he's got worries, cleaning jizz in a hurry
Seems to help, I know - DC
Just listen to the sounds of all blowhards in the city
Trying to convince themselves that life ain't all that shitty

You can forget all your troubles, forget all your cares
So go to DC, things'll be great when you're
in DC - no finer place, for sure
DC - Screwy is waiting for you

[Moving Sale]

And in what instance would the cock rubbing not be gay?

Double vag?