This May Be the Oddest Topic Ever Posted

[indyfrisco]

I'll give you the one and only necessary reply...

TROTS

[Goober McTuber]

Grow your own, you lazy fuck.

[War Wagon]

My plants are outgrowing their cages, just rioting. Another 30 days or so, I'll have enough to feed the entire neighborhood. A BLT sammich sure sounds good right about now.

[Goober McTuber]

I'm already seeing a few tomatoes on my plants. The warmer weather next week should really push them along.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

A BLT sammich sure sounds good right about now.

Yes it does. With REAL MAYO, of course.

[mvscal]

With REAL MAYO, of course.

You make your own?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

With REAL MAYO, of course.

You make your own?

That's not what he's getting at.

[War Wagon]

That was Miracle Whip smack.

[smackaholic]

haven't bothered with tomatoes the last few years. gotta be 5 or 6 houses within a mile of me that put out their extra homegrown produce for next to nothing. way easier to stop as i pass by, stuff 3 bucks in the coffee can and grab enough tomatoes for the week.

[Goober McTuber]

With REAL MAYO, of course.

You make your own?

[LT]Do you?[/LT]

I've thought about it. I assume you have made some before. Suggestions? I have access to some really exceptional Turkish olive oil, but it would get pretty expensive dumping it into a blender. I mostly dip bread in it or make small batches of viniagrettes.

[mvscal]

Suggestions? I have access to some really exceptional Turkish olive oil, but it would get pretty expensive dumping it into a blender.

Olive oil is not necessary or even desirable unless that is what you're going for. I use plain old canola oil but I seldom make it unless I forget to pick some up from the store.