Woman dies of heart attack...at own funeral

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Woman dies of heart attack...at own funeral

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A woman died from a heart attack caused by shock after waking up to discover she had been declared dead - and was being prepared for burial.

As mourning relatives filed past her open coffin the supposedly dead woman suddenly woke up and started screaming as she realised where she was.

Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov, 49, had been wrongly declared deceased by doctors but died for real after hearing mourners saying prayers for her soul to be taken up to heaven in Kazan, Russia.

Devastated husband Fagili Mukhametzyanov, 51, had been told his wife had died of a heart attack after she'd collapsed at home suffering from chest pains.

Mr Mukhametzyanov said: 'Her eyes fluttered and we immediately rushed her back to the hospital but she only lived for another 12 minutes in intensive care before she died again, this time for good.

'I am very angry and want answers. She wasn’t dead when they said she was and they could have saved her.'

Hospital spokesman Minsalih Sahapov said: 'We are carrying out an investigation.'

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Fagili Mukhametzyanov
7th grade had to be a mofo for this dude.
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smackaholic wrote:
Fagili Mukhametzyanov
7th grade had to be a mofo for this dude.
The first time or the second?

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So did the funeral home give him a discount on the second funeral?
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Embalming must be optional over there.
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smackaholic wrote:7th grade had to be a mofo for this dude.
Grade 7 was a mofo for us all when we were 28 years old.

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