Raining in Zurich
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Do they serve Kölsch in Switzerland? Where are the photos of Swiss T&A? (Or cranks. Sin, KC Scrote)
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Pretty much limited to Köln and the general area, I think.Screw_Michigan wrote:Do they serve Kölsch in Switzerland?
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Ease of use? So you can hold the camera in one hand and the child in the other? Die already, you fat, drunken pedophile.Toddowen wrote:88 wrote:cheap ass video camera
You might find one for under $100.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Lake Zurich smells like milk. The Swiss are extraordinarily ugly. The town is beautiful. Plus, all that gold just yards underneath your feet.
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No.Mikey wrote:Pretty much limited to Köln and the general area, I think.Screw_Michigan wrote:Do they serve Kölsch in Switzerland?

Schlafly Beer won the Gold Medal for Best German-style Kölsch in the World Beer Cup in 2010.
http://www.schlafly.com/beers/styles/klsch/
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:doh:Truman wrote:No.Mikey wrote:Pretty much limited to Köln and the general area, I think.Screw_Michigan wrote:Do they serve Kölsch in Switzerland?
Schlafly Beer won the Gold Medal for Best German-style Kölsch in the World Beer Cup in 2010.
http://www.schlafly.com/beers/styles/klsch/
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How so? I would think their looks would be very neutral.M Club wrote: The Swiss are extraordinarily ugly.
Bad spelling is a diversionary tactic
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Don't be so hard on Mikey, B.
I'm sure he meant to post that the Koelsch found in Switzerland was "limited to Köln and the general area."
And yes, I got the inference.
Lighten up, Francis. Just havin' a bit o' fun while jocking a pretty damn good American offering. Dork.
I'm sure he meant to post that the Koelsch found in Switzerland was "limited to Köln and the general area."
And yes, I got the inference.
Lighten up, Francis. Just havin' a bit o' fun while jocking a pretty damn good American offering. Dork.
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Then next time Köln is in Switzerland will be the first. But go on, keep kicking your own ass.Truman wrote:Don't be so hard on Mikey, B.
I'm sure he meant to post that the Koelsch found in Switzerland was "limited to Köln and the general area."
And yes, I got the inference.
Lighten up, Francis. Just havin' a bit o' fun while jocking a pretty damn good American offering. Dork.
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How about products from Köln? You think maybe they might be found in Swizterland?BSmack wrote:Then next time Köln is in Switzerland will be the first. But go on, keep kicking your own ass.
But, yes, Truman sorta kicked his own ass and Mikey is sorta right. Kölsch is a protected designation like champagne and may only be brewed in or around Köln. The Schlafly product (more bode for St. Louis over KC, btw) is Kölsch style.
Oh and, for the record, Eichhof is a garden variety Munich helles lager not a Kölsch.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Yes, and Belgian IPAs are now being brewed in Belgium, you fucking poseur.
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schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Will that somehow prevent them from tasting like rancid cat piss and then quietly abandoned once the brief fad is over?Goober McTuber wrote:Yes, and Belgian IPAs are now being brewed in Belgium, you fucking poseur.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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No, I'm pretty sure the Köln auf Deutschland reference pretty well qualifies to be included in the "general area" near Der Schweiz and Zurich. Google maps is your friend, Sparky. But thanks for the encouragement. I'll be sure to get around to kicking my own ass after I'm done plungering yours.BSmack wrote:Then next time Köln is in Switzerland will be the first. But go on, keep kicking your own ass.Truman wrote:Don't be so hard on Mikey, B.
I'm sure he meant to post that the Koelsch found in Switzerland was "limited to Köln and the general area."
And yes, I got the inference.
Lighten up, Francis. Just havin' a bit o' fun while jocking a pretty damn good American offering. Dork.
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OK. Now you have kicked your own ass...twice. Köln auf Deutschland means Köln in Germany. Last time I checked, Die Schweiz is not in Germany.Truman wrote:No, I'm pretty sure the Köln auf Deutschland reference pretty well qualifies to be included in the "general area" near Der Schweiz and Zurich.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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I don't know. You'd have to ask the BELGIAN brewers who are making it, you narrow-minded twat.mvscal wrote:Will that somehow prevent them from tasting like rancid cat piss and then quietly abandoned once the brief fad is over?Goober McTuber wrote:Yes, and Belgian IPAs are now being brewed in Belgium, you fucking poseur.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Just like pilsner beer is to Pilsen? And yes, dickhead, i KNOW Pilsen is in the Czech Repuplic. Tedious asshats...mvscal wrote:How about products from Köln? You think maybe they might be found in Swizterland?BSmack wrote:Then next time Köln is in Switzerland will be the first. But go on, keep kicking your own ass.
But, yes, Truman sorta kicked his own ass and Mikey is sorta right. Kölsch is a protected designation like champagne and may only be brewed in or around Köln. The Schlafly product (more bode for St. Louis over KC, btw) is Kölsch style.
Fail. American vintners bottle "sparkling wine." American brewers bottle "koelsch" at their whim. Reinheitsgebot polizei must be asleep at the switch. BTW, let me know the next time you see a winery label a product "American-style Champagne."
Schlafly "claims bode" on this style of beer only because Boulevard doesn't brew it. Nice brew. Might want to spirit a case-or-three back home next you come back to visit your kin in Potosi.
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No. Pilsner is not a legally protected designation.Truman wrote:Just like pilsner beer is to Pilsen?
American brewers bottle "koelsch" at their whim.
Take another look at the label on the bottle you posted, idiot.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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Twice?! Bet you had to count B's balls to arrive at that number, dintcha?mvscal wrote:OK. Now you have kicked your own ass...twice. Köln auf Deutschland means Köln in Germany. Last time I checked, Die Schweiz is not in Germany.Truman wrote:No, I'm pretty sure the Köln auf Deutschland reference pretty well qualifies to be included in the "general area" near Der Schweiz and Zurich.
Bullsear, mvscal, you nailed it. They haven't gotten around to moving Switzerland into Germany yet, despite Hitler's best efforts...
Der Schweiz is Switzerland, asshat. Mix in an atlas. Köln is about 250 miles from Zurich.
Why, that's almost the same distance from KC to St. Louis. Some folks might even qualify that distance as a fairly accurate descriptive of the "general area." Or maybe that's just a Flyover thing.
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Uh, no. Die Schweiz is Switzerland.Truman wrote:Der Schweiz is Switzerland, asshat.
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schweiz
Nice except that auf Deutschland doesn't mean "in the general area of Germany." It means "within Germany."Some folks might even qualify that distance as a fairly accurate descriptive of the "general area."
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
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OK, I will.mvscal wrote:No. Pilsner is not a legally protected designation.Truman wrote:Just like pilsner beer is to Pilsen?
American brewers bottle "koelsch" at their whim.
Take another look at the label on the bottle you posted, idiot.
Nope, pretty sure the label doesn't read "An American Beer Brewed in the Same Way That They Do It in Köln, Because mvscal Says We Can't Use the Word Kölsch ."
Pretty sure the label reads "Kölsch Style." Lemme know if the umlauts defeat your pronunciation.
Stiil waiting on that "Champagne Style American Sparkling Wine' link, Homer....
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Only a damned idiot would claim that KC and St. Louis are in the same "general area." That would be like saying that Rochester and Toronto are in the same "general area."Truman wrote:Köln is about 250 miles from Zurich.
Why, that's almost the same distance from KC to St. Louis. Some folks might even qualify that distance as a fairly accurate descriptive of the "general area." Or maybe that's just a Flyover thing.
Anyway, you replied to Mikey's assertion that Kölsch was only served in Köln and the "general area" thereabouts by posting a picture of an American made Kölsch "style" ale. Regardless of whatever semantic bullshit you are trying to pull, I seriously doubt that Schlafly was the answer to Screwy's question.
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Which means "An American Beer Brewed in the Same Way That They Do It in Köln, Because the Law Says We Can't Use the Word Kölsch ."Truman wrote: Pretty sure the label reads "Kölsch Style."
Ich kann Deutsch. Offenbar kannst du nicht.Lemme know if the umlauts defeat your pronunciation.
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No, auf means at, on, up, to, in, onto, and upon. Which has zero to do with my statement that Cologne is in Germany and its proximity to Zurich, Switzerland is within the general area. You moved the goalposts and still missed wide right, mvscal.mvscal wrote:Uh, no. Die Schweiz is Switzerland.Truman wrote:Der Schweiz is Switzerland, asshat.
http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schweiz
Nice except that auf Deutschland doesn't mean "in the general area of Germany." It means "within Germany."Some folks might even qualify that distance as a fairly accurate descriptive of the "general area."
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That's what I said, moron.Truman wrote: No, auf means at, on, up, to, in, onto, and upon.
Zurich is nicht auf Deutschland aber sie ist in der nähe von Deutschland.Which has zero to do with my statement that Cologne is in Germany and its proximity to Zurich, Switzerland is within the general area.
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Oh, I dunno, B. Lotsa folks confuse Missouri with Kansas. Hell lotsa folks confuse Missouri, Kansas, and the whole damn Midwest as something called the Flyover. Why, it's all just one big "general area," as far as most folks are concerned. Don't believe me? Ask your neighbors. Even money sez they're gonna say, "same difference."BSmack wrote:Only a damned idiot would claim that KC and St. Louis are in the same "general area." That would be like saying that Rochester and Toronto are in the same "general area."Truman wrote:Köln is about 250 miles from Zurich.
Why, that's almost the same distance from KC to St. Louis. Some folks might even qualify that distance as a fairly accurate descriptive of the "general area." Or maybe that's just a Flyover thing.
Well, there's that... Or maybe I was just lookin' for a bit of sport on a smack board. 'Preciate you participating, though, B. Are all the slow kids back East as quick as you?Anyway, you replied to Mikey's assertion that Kölsch was only served in Köln and the "general area" thereabouts by posting a picture of an American made Kölsch "style" ale. Regardless of whatever semantic bullshit you are trying to pull, I seriously doubt that Schlafly was the answer to Screwy's question.
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...as you were trying to move the goalposts.mvscal wrote:That's what I said, moron.Truman wrote: No, auf means at, on, up, to, in, onto, and upon.
Köln ist auf Deutschland, Dummkopf. Zurich ist in die Schweiz, nicht wahr? Mach sagst du wusste, bitte...mvscal wrote:Zurich is nicht auf Deutschland aber sie ist in der nähe von Deutschland.Truman wrote: Which has zero to do with my statement that Cologne is in Germany and its proximity to Zurich, Switzerland is within the general area.
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Ich hab das gesagt, schwachsinniger.
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Truman wrote:BTW, let me know the next time you see a winery label a product "American-style Champagne."
Is there a prize involved?
[img]http://gallo.com/Images/Our%20Wines/AndréBottle.jpg[/img]
Gallo has been doing it forever.
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