Paging Professor Darwin....
Moderator: Jesus H Christ
- Diego in Seattle
- Rouser Of Rabble
- Posts: 9741
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:39 pm
- Location: Duh
Paging Professor Darwin....
9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
Florida doesn't have a helmet law.
Because it doesn't matter.
You come off your bike, you get hurt or die. Period.
Because it doesn't matter.
You come off your bike, you get hurt or die. Period.
JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Fri Jul 19, 2024 8:57 pm In prison, full moon nights have a kind of brutal sodomy that can't fully be described with mere words.
- Diego in Seattle
- Rouser Of Rabble
- Posts: 9741
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:39 pm
- Location: Duh
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
Carson wrote:Florida doesn't have a helmet law.
Because it doesn't matter.
You come off your bike, you get hurt or die. Period.

9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
- smackaholic
- Walrus Team 6
- Posts: 21786
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:46 pm
- Location: upside it
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
I always wear a good helmet and used to think helmet laws are a good idea, but, am getting a little sick and tired of the nanny state in general. so i have changed my position on this.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
- smackaholic
- Walrus Team 6
- Posts: 21786
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:46 pm
- Location: upside it
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
didn't see any details in that article of how exactly he died. wonder if it was head trauma? doesn't really sound like that serious of an injury. he high sided it and went down riding in a group, so it is likely that he wasn't going that fast. i am going to guess either head trauma or broken neck. if it was head trauma, a good helmet would likely have saved him. broken neck, maybe, maybe not.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
-
- 2005 and 2010 JFFL Champion
- Posts: 29350
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:21 pm
- Location: Lookin for tards
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
It was head trauma. He face planted after the dismount. I'm guessing it will be a closed casket.
As for the helmet laws, there are so many more egregious examples of the nanny state. I can hardly work up the outrage to protest against a law meant to keep idiots from bringing harm to themselves.
As for the helmet laws, there are so many more egregious examples of the nanny state. I can hardly work up the outrage to protest against a law meant to keep idiots from bringing harm to themselves.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
- Screw_Michigan
- Angry Snowflake
- Posts: 21096
- Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:37 am
- Location: 20011
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
Nevertheless Jimmy Med's health care insurance premiums.BSmack wrote:I can hardly work up the outrage to protest against a law meant to keep idiots from bringing harm to themselves.
-
- 2005 and 2010 JFFL Champion
- Posts: 29350
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:21 pm
- Location: Lookin for tards
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
I suppose if more idiots were allowed to ride without headgear, that the number of lengthy chronic and/or terminal illnesses would diminish. And that would be a net positive for Jimmy's health insurance premiums.Screw_Michigan wrote:Nevertheless Jimmy Med's health care insurance premiums.BSmack wrote:I can hardly work up the outrage to protest against a law meant to keep idiots from bringing harm to themselves.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
- Diego in Seattle
- Rouser Of Rabble
- Posts: 9741
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:39 pm
- Location: Duh
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
That would be outweighed by the number of lengthy neuro cases we'd be paying for.BSmack wrote:I suppose if more idiots were allowed to ride without headgear, that the number of lengthy chronic and/or terminal illnesses would diminish. And that would be a net positive for Jimmy's health insurance premiums.Screw_Michigan wrote:Nevertheless Jimmy Med's health care insurance premiums.BSmack wrote:I can hardly work up the outrage to protest against a law meant to keep idiots from bringing harm to themselves.
9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
-
- 2005 and 2010 JFFL Champion
- Posts: 29350
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:21 pm
- Location: Lookin for tards
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
But they would still be dying younger. So medicare would have a better chance of staying solvent.Diego in Seattle wrote:That would be outweighed by the number of lengthy neuro cases we'd be paying for.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
- smackaholic
- Walrus Team 6
- Posts: 21786
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:46 pm
- Location: upside it
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
yes, there are far more egregious examples. so what. i am just sick and tired of the whole thing and think they should be done away with period.BSmack wrote:It was head trauma. He face planted after the dismount. I'm guessing it will be a closed casket.
As for the helmet laws, there are so many more egregious examples of the nanny state. I can hardly work up the outrage to protest against a law meant to keep idiots from bringing harm to themselves.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
- smackaholic
- Walrus Team 6
- Posts: 21786
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:46 pm
- Location: upside it
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
yup.BSmack wrote:But they would still be dying younger. So medicare would have a better chance of staying solvent.Diego in Seattle wrote:That would be outweighed by the number of lengthy neuro cases we'd be paying for.
actuarialy (sp) speaking, it is best to keep the avg MC non helmet user around as they put medicare dollars into the system more often than not.
cigarette smokers, on the other hand are the opposite. they tend to get run by the big C rather quickly right around the time they are ready to retire. medicare and SS win big time when this happens.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
-
- 2005 and 2010 JFFL Champion
- Posts: 29350
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:21 pm
- Location: Lookin for tards
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
Then start riding without a helmet. Civil disobedience will show em.smackaholic wrote:yes, there are far more egregious examples. so what. i am just sick and tired of the whole thing and think they should be done away with period.BSmack wrote:It was head trauma. He face planted after the dismount. I'm guessing it will be a closed casket.
As for the helmet laws, there are so many more egregious examples of the nanny state. I can hardly work up the outrage to protest against a law meant to keep idiots from bringing harm to themselves.
"Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age."
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
—Earl Sinclair
"I do have respect for authority even though I throw jelly dicks at them.
- Antonio Brown
- smackaholic
- Walrus Team 6
- Posts: 21786
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:46 pm
- Location: upside it
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
nope.BSmack wrote:Then start riding without a helmet. Civil disobedience will show em.smackaholic wrote:yes, there are far more egregious examples. so what. i am just sick and tired of the whole thing and think they should be done away with period.BSmack wrote:It was head trauma. He face planted after the dismount. I'm guessing it will be a closed casket.
As for the helmet laws, there are so many more egregious examples of the nanny state. I can hardly work up the outrage to protest against a law meant to keep idiots from bringing harm to themselves.
my self preservation instincts trump any civil disobedience, fight the power notions i may have. also, i'm just not comfortable on a bike helmetless at anything more than about 30 mph. too much wind noise.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
Face plant without a helmet at 25 mph and you won't have to worry about wind noise anymore.
- smackaholic
- Walrus Team 6
- Posts: 21786
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:46 pm
- Location: upside it
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
yup.Mikey wrote:Face plant without a helmet at 25 mph and you won't have to worry about wind noise anymore.
smack your head into an immovable object at 2 mph. it fukking hurts. a lot. your gourd is pretty damn fragile. smacking it into a hard object at 15-20 mph can be fatal.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
- Screw_Michigan
- Angry Snowflake
- Posts: 21096
- Joined: Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:37 am
- Location: 20011
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
Last week here, there was a cyclist-pedestrian collision. Cyclist wasn't wearing a helmet. Pedestrian 1, Cyclist 0 - F.
- smackaholic
- Walrus Team 6
- Posts: 21786
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:46 pm
- Location: upside it
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
did the cyclist join that big peloton in the sky?Screw_Michigan wrote:Last week here, there was a cyclist-pedestrian collision. Cyclist wasn't wearing a helmet. Pedestrian 1, Cyclist 0 - F.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
- Diego in Seattle
- Rouser Of Rabble
- Posts: 9741
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:39 pm
- Location: Duh
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
5 mph is enough to be fatal.smackaholic wrote:yup.Mikey wrote:Face plant without a helmet at 25 mph and you won't have to worry about wind noise anymore.
smack your head into an immovable object at 2 mph. it fukking hurts. a lot. your gourd is pretty damn fragile. smacking it into a hard object at 15-20 mph can be fatal.
Sincerely,
Ed White's daughter Amy
9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
I thought you were supposed to be a "journalist"? Is it too much to ask that you communicate in complete sentences? Please don't tell me you actually have some kind of degree in well anything.Screw_Michigan wrote:Nevertheless Jimmy Med's health care insurance premiums.BSmack wrote:I can hardly work up the outrage to protest against a law meant to keep idiots from bringing harm to themselves.
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
"... a former U.S. Army soldier and a hater of nearly all things involving the government."
So he hates the Gov now that he is finished sucking its tit. Sounds like some of the right wing wackos we have around here.
So he hates the Gov now that he is finished sucking its tit. Sounds like some of the right wing wackos we have around here.
- Diego in Seattle
- Rouser Of Rabble
- Posts: 9741
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:39 pm
- Location: Duh
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
I wear a half-shell, and I've only had few small pebbles hit me in the face (it helps to have a windshield that comes up to roughly just below eye level).Sudden Sam wrote:Don't want my insurance premiums to skyrocket. Helmets make sense.
Wore my open face helmet recently. Took a rock to the cheek. Hurt like hell. No idea how anyone can ride helmetless.
9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
- smackaholic
- Walrus Team 6
- Posts: 21786
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 2:46 pm
- Location: upside it
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
If you wear a half shell, you can pretty much feel free to shut the fukk up when it comes to running darwin smack on non helmet wearers. Your entire grill and a fair bit of your noggin are still exposed with these sad excuses for helmets. If you are not wearing a high quality SNELL rated full face helmet, you don't value your head very much.Diego in Seattle wrote:I wear a half-shell, and I've only had few small pebbles hit me in the face (it helps to have a windshield that comes up to roughly just below eye level).Sudden Sam wrote:Don't want my insurance premiums to skyrocket. Helmets make sense.
Wore my open face helmet recently. Took a rock to the cheek. Hurt like hell. No idea how anyone can ride helmetless.
The only time I might consider wearing a 3/4 helmet is if I was in phoenix or some othe rhellhole with unbearable temps. the U&L is not one of those places. No excuse to not wear a real helmet.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
-
- World Renowned Last Word Whore
- Posts: 25891
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
Do you differentiate at all between "hurt" and "die"? Idiot.Carson wrote:Florida doesn't have a helmet law.
Because it doesn't matter.
You come off your bike, you get hurt or die. Period.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
Ultimate nanny-state infringement on freedom.
Only person it hurts is the rider, and theoretically, if a person flies off a bike at speed, they are more dangerous to others if they're wearing a helmet.
This loserish path were taking that emphasises behavioral control is oppressive, unAmerican, ad unsustainable. It's yet to work in human history, and it won't this time.
But some people (they're called "liberals") are so convinced of their superior intellect, they feel it's their "right" to tell other people how to live, regardless whether it affects them.
Only person it hurts is the rider, and theoretically, if a person flies off a bike at speed, they are more dangerous to others if they're wearing a helmet.
This loserish path were taking that emphasises behavioral control is oppressive, unAmerican, ad unsustainable. It's yet to work in human history, and it won't this time.
But some people (they're called "liberals") are so convinced of their superior intellect, they feel it's their "right" to tell other people how to live, regardless whether it affects them.
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one
-
- World Renowned Last Word Whore
- Posts: 25891
- Joined: Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:07 pm
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
Let those who ride decide. When I owned a motorcycle (yes, Spray, right after I invented the wheel) I seldom wore a helmet. Now whenever I ride my bicycle I wear a helmet.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
- Diego in Seattle
- Rouser Of Rabble
- Posts: 9741
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:39 pm
- Location: Duh
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
That's one of the most stupid things I've read on the interwebs. You must be drinking water directly from the Willamette to get that retarded.Dinsdale wrote:Only person it hurts is the rider, and theoretically, if a person flies off a bike at speed, they are more dangerous to others if they're wearing a helmet.
9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
- Diego in Seattle
- Rouser Of Rabble
- Posts: 9741
- Joined: Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:39 pm
- Location: Duh
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
The problem is that we also get what's coming - higher premiums on insurance & more taxpayer funded medical costs.Papa Willie wrote:I don't think there should be ANY helmet laws. That's gay. However, if you're dumb enough on your own not to wear one, then you deserve what's coming.
Until there's a system to make sure that the person deciding is capable of taking financial responsibility for thier choice the law is reasonable.
9/27/22“Left Seater” wrote:So charges are around the corner?
Re: Paging Professor Darwin....
So instead of fixing a slew of really bad laws that caused healthcare cost to skyrocket, you instead advocate the expansion of the nannystate and further removal of personal freedoms, rather than fixing the root cause?Diego in Seattle wrote:Until there's a system to make sure that the person deciding is capable of taking financial responsibility for thier choice the law is reasonable.
Are you insane?
Regardless,you KYOA. Following your own logic, motorcycles should be banned altogether unless you prove you can bear financial responsibility.
You're pretty good at advocating how others should behave...although I notice your claims of increased medical bills were backed up by... nothing. Stats? Anecdotes? Your-nurse-neighbor-once-said?
Anything, or should we take your ability to speculate as the gospel and basis for policy?
I got 99 problems but the 'vid ain't one