McDonald's Oatmeal Not So Healthy

[mvscal]

Who gives a fuck?

[LTS TRN 2]

Well, Avi, because you're a shallow racist parrot/clown, you fail to connect--McDonalds is the largest provider of food in the country. And if their fare is in fact disgustingly unhealthy, well this leads directly to massive healthcare costs and loss of production due to sickness, etc. The GNP suffers.

Of course no one should ever eat the fetid fake food of the Arches, but so too no one should join the military. Go figure.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Wait a minute... let me get this straight. So you're saying McDonald's is

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not healthy?

[LTS TRN 2]

Despite the massive PR campaign to the contrary, yes. Similarly, you've been sold on all sorts of things which you've swallowed without gagging. Who are you kidding?

[Mikey]

Try Cheerios.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Despite the massive PR campaign to the contrary, yes.

Really, bro? Tell me more... I am riveted.

[pron]

A 35 year old hippie lady

Rules.

[Dinsdale]

A 35 year old hippie lady

Rules.

http://hippiegoddess.com/


Be careful what you wish for.

[LTS TRN 2]

Despite the massive PR campaign to the contrary, yes.

Really, bro? Tell me more... I am riveted.

Here's the corporate death burger mascot, "Ronald McDonald" picking burgers from the burger patch. Ahh the good old days when silly kids were the only ones in need of fooling.



Here's how they've adapted...present day..

McDonald's is upping the ante in its PR battle against critics who link its food with childhood obesity by funding the training of 10,000 community football coaches across the country.

The company has trained 5,100 local club level football coaches across the UK since 2002 and hopes its efforts will have a trickle-down effect in the battle against the negative PR that is engulfing the company.

Unlike Walkers, which promoted a school books campaign, McDonald's prefers a low key approach, advertising on noticeboards about local football teams in its outlets rather than through a large advertising campaign.

"It's a community programme for McDonald's, it's not a marketing programme," said Caron Beith, the head of Leo Sports, a division of Leo Burnett, McDonald's advertising agency.

The coaching programming is one plank in McDonald's PR strategy in the obesity debate.

The company has stepped up advertising its salads and healthy foods to counter negative publicity surrounding the release of the anti-McDonald's documentary, Super Size Me, in which filmmaker Morgan Spurlock damaged his liver after eating nothing but McDonald's food for a month.


Of course the real evil of McDonald is not the food itself, or the massive coolie labor pool they've created, but the fact of becoming the number one buyer and seller of potatoes in nation. And with their robotic corporate agenda they have effectively initiated monocropping on a potentially extremely dangerous level. They insist on using one uniform potato and are planting that one to the exclusion of all others. And of course they're completely on board with genetically modified tampering, etc.

[Cuda]

if you know what's good for you, you'll fucking EAT WHAT I TELL YOU TO EAT

[LTS TRN 2]

C'mon cuder, besides Jackie Kennedy, what other first lady would you tag before Michelle? Sure, she'd snap your pencil neck like a twig with her strong Nubian thighs, but you'd know what's going on pretty quickly once you got in the saddle. Just sayin'

[Diego in Seattle]

I told you so!

Sin,

[War Wagon]

Why the hell did I post this?

You're an idiot with too much time on your hands that gets no love from Facebook so you look for it elsewhere.

I never eat at McDonald's.

An idiot and a liar.

Fuck me.

Yep.

[Dinsdale]

I never eat at McDonald's.

An idiot and a liar.

Why is that so hard to believe?

I don't eat at Mickeys.... ever. Can't even remember the last time I ate a fast food burger, but I'm sure whenever that was, it was handed to me at a jobsite.

[smackaholic]

Well, Avi, because you're a shallow racist parrot/clown, you fail to connect--McDonalds is the largest provider of food in the country. And if their fare is in fact disgustingly unhealthy, well this leads directly to massive healthcare costs and loss of production due to sickness, etc. The GNP suffers.

Of course no one should ever eat the fetid fake food of the Arches, but so too no one should join the military. Go figure.

bull.
fukking.
shit.

mcD's ain't the best stuff for you by any stretch, but, a bit of it here and there when you are on the go isn't what will kill you.

going home afterwards and sitting at your keyboard rather than getting some exercise is what will kill you.

take just a little bit of personal responsibility for one in your pathetic life. those evil jews and ronnie mcD can't hurt you.

[Diego in Seattle]

I never eat at McDonald's.

An idiot and a liar.

Why is that so hard to believe?

I don't eat at Mickeys.... ever. Can't even remember the last time I ate a fast food burger, but I'm sure whenever that was, it was handed to me at a jobsite.

Were you allowed to stop twirling the sign while you ate?

[mvscal]

Were you allowed to stop twirling the sign while you ate?

Were you allowed to troll the playgrounds for your next victim?

[War Wagon]

The GNP suffers.

Do tell what your contribution to the GNP is.

[R-Jack]

I see it like this.

If you are the type of person who goes to McDonalds for breakfast, you're probably the type of motherfucker that would add so much shit to your oatmeal at home, you would achieve the same bloated sugar and calorie results.

It's still probably better than what any of these mouthbreathers who eat that garbage call breakfast.

[Go Coogs']

Haven't consumed anything from McDonald's, Buger Fling, or Jack in the Box since I watched that show "Supersize Me".

I dothe occasional chicken nuggets from Wendy's and some Chick-fil-a, but that is about it when it comes to fastfood. I'm a Subway kind of guy.

Fuck McDonalds.

[War Wagon]

I see it like this.

If you are the type of person who goes to McDonalds for breakfast, you're probably of motherfucker that adds so much shit to your oatmeal at home to achieve the same bloated sugar and calorie results.

It's still probably better than what any of these mouthbreathers who eat that garbage call breakfast.

What?

Preview post is your friend - you goddamn idiot.

[War Wagon]

I'm a Subway kind of guy.

bwa - I'll bet you are.

[Screw_Michigan]

I'll cop to getting something from McD's every once in a while. Sometimes if I don't have breakfast at home I'll use a coupon for the $1.50 Sausage Egg McMuffin, I try not to do this more than a couple times a month. Also especially tasty after a night doing the ol' in-and-out.

[R-Jack]

Preview post is your friend - you goddamn idiot.

Yeah no shit. That looked like I had a stroke while typing.

[mvscal]

Jeez. What's with all the hatred and vitriol here lately? It's just a bowl of oatmeal.

[LTS TRN 2]

Are you guys in some sort of recovering idiots support group? I haven't seen such a dead lull in the collective brain scan of this palsied forum since the curb-stomping you all took on the ludicrous 9/11 report.

Wake up....why not? Oh yeah..

[LTS TRN 2]

Indeed..and here we have it: The Tea Baggers credo. Not really different from the identical buns up surrender of James Watt, Reagan's first of many crooks and loons to walk--or be forced from--the plank. Don't forget the special sauce :wink:

[R-Jack]

Don't forget the special sauce :wink:

Quoted for sheer faggotry.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Don't forget the special sauce :wink:

Quoted for sheer faggotry.

No kidding. When I saw that he punched up that sentence with a winking smiley, I instinctively crossed my legs and put my hands over my lap.

[LTS TRN 2]

Of course you did, B-juice, because that's a standard reflex action of a latent "bottom." Carry on--whatever it is you do around here

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Just when I thought Tuesday couldn't get any dumber...

:doh:

[The Seer]

but so too no one should join the military. Go figure.