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Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:24 pm

I don’t give a shit. My son and grandson were over for the day yesterday. My son played varsity soccer in high school, the grandson currently plays youth soccer. So when they decided they wanted to watch the women’s World Cup match between Brazil and USA, I said fine. I gots a Sunday paper and a pot of coffe.

I can’t remember when, if ever, I watched an entire soccer game not featuring family members but I watched this one. In many respects, the worst officiated game I have ever seen in any sport at any level. And one of the most riveting. Incredibly bad sportsmanship by Brazil, a terrible call that gave Brazil a second try at a penalty shot, a horrible call with a red card that left the US a player short for the last 25 minutes of regulation plus 30 minutes of extra time, an incredible tying goal by the USA late in extra time. Then 5 for 5 on penalty kicks and Hope Solo stops the third try by Brazil.

I know soccer sucks, but after a long day Saturday at the water park, this was a nice way to chill.

USA! USA! USA!

Go Coogs' · Post by **Go Coogs'** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:52 pm

I watched the tail end of the match when Mrs. Rumps and I got back from east Texas. Amazing finish to say the least.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:54 pm

My dumbass watched the entire game (while cleaning the cardboard box) but stopped watching after the 2-1 lead in extra time by Brazil.

International soccer is easily the most corrupt and bullshit sport on the planet. It's almost farcical. Everyone hates the US so they take it out on our soccer teams. This would never happen in hockey.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:57 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:My dumbass watched the entire game (while cleaning the cardboard box) but stopped watching after the 2-1 lead in extra time by Brazil.

Then you missed the best part of the game. Good triumphs over evil.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:04 pm

Funny. I turned it on when it was just at the beginning of "extra" time. Watched long enough to see the Brazilian take a dive, get carried off on a stretcher and then get off the stretcher and run back on the field. Fukking ridiculous. I had to go do some errands, and the announcer kept saying the the game was essentially over, so I must have turned it off just before the 2nd USA goal.

Did anybody run around and pull her jersey off to advertise a sports bra?

Terry in Crapchester · Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:09 pm

[Zysdale]My sister went to school with Abby Wambach's older brother.[/Zysdale]

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:41 pm

3,2,5,1,4

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:03 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:I don’t give a shit. My son and grandson were over for the day yesterday. My son played varsity soccer in high school, the grandson currently plays youth soccer. So when they decided they wanted to watch the women’s World Cup match between Brazil and USA, I said fine. I gots a Sunday paper and a pot of coffe.

I can’t remember when, if ever, I watched an entire soccer game not featuring family members but I watched this one. In many respects, the worst officiated game I have ever seen in any sport at any level. And one of the most riveting. Incredibly bad sportsmanship by Brazil, a terrible call that gave Brazil a second try at a penalty shot, a horrible call with a red card that left the US a player short for the last 25 minutes of regulation plus 30 minutes of extra time, an incredible tying goal by the USA late in extra time. Then 5 for 5 on penalty kicks and Hope Solo stops the third try by Brazil.

I know soccer sucks, but after a long day Saturday at the water park, this was a nice way to chill.

USA! USA! USA!

I think the only thing you missed was that the second Brazil goal should not have counted since they were offsides on the pass into the corner.

The game was great, despite the whining and flopping Brazilians. That bitch who faked the injury in the second extra time period should have been red carded once she came back on to the field.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:15 pm

MuchoBulls wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:I don’t give a shit. My son and grandson were over for the day yesterday. My son played varsity soccer in high school, the grandson currently plays youth soccer. So when they decided they wanted to watch the women’s World Cup match between Brazil and USA, I said fine. I gots a Sunday paper and a pot of coffe.

I can’t remember when, if ever, I watched an entire soccer game not featuring family members but I watched this one. In many respects, the worst officiated game I have ever seen in any sport at any level. And one of the most riveting. Incredibly bad sportsmanship by Brazil, a terrible call that gave Brazil a second try at a penalty shot, a horrible call with a red card that left the US a player short for the last 25 minutes of regulation plus 30 minutes of extra time, an incredible tying goal by the USA late in extra time. Then 5 for 5 on penalty kicks and Hope Solo stops the third try by Brazil.

I know soccer sucks, but after a long day Saturday at the water park, this was a nice way to chill.

USA! USA! USA!

I think the only thing you missed was that the second Brazil goal should not have counted since they were offsides on the pass into the corner.

The game was great, despite the whining and flopping Brazilians. That bitch who faked the injury in the second extra time period should have been red carded once she came back on to the field.

Yeah, I saw the offsides that wasn't called and it wasn't the only one.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:28 pm

I abhor soccer, but for some reason watch women's World Cup. Must be some patriotic thing. I couldn't believe how pissed I was getting watching a sport I can't stand.... After that penalty kick block by Solo was reversed and they got another try and made it; AND the U.S. had to play out 1 person short, I turned off the TV.

I happened by ESPN's site and saw the score 2-2 and ran downstairs in time for replays and to see the finish live. One mandatory rule soccer needs is for any player carried off on a stretcher that is able to run back on the field, a drawing is held and the winner comes out of the stands and is able to beat said player with a baseball bat.

Also, I'm positive I saw that Marta hag as part of the crew that Sosa sent over to kill Tony Montana....

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:28 pm

How about the Brazilian player who faked an injury for five minutes, only to hop off the stretcher as soon as she was off the field and run to her sideline.

I think those extra minutes are when USA scored.

MuchoBulls · Post by **MuchoBulls** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:43 pm

The Seer wrote:I abhor soccer, but for some reason watch women's World Cup. Must be some patriotic thing. I couldn't believe how pissed I was getting watching a sport I can't stand.... After that penalty kick block by Solo was reversed and they got another try and made it; AND the U.S. had to play out 1 person short, I turned off the TV.

I happened by ESPN's site and saw the score 2-2 and ran downstairs in time for replays and to see the finish live. One mandatory rule soccer needs is for any player carried off on a stretcher that is able to run back on the field, a drawing is held and the winner comes out of the stands and is able to beat said player with a baseball bat.

Also, I'm positive I saw that Marta hag as part of the crew that Sosa sent over to kill Tony Montana....

The U.S. foul in the box shouldn't have warranted a red card.

The Brazilian faking the injury, only to come back like a minute later should have warranted a red card.

RACK the Marta/Scarface reset.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:43 pm

shutyomouth
IS FAT

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:51 pm

Papa Willie wrote:ANCIENT!!11

Fat little fingers couldn’t hold the shift key down for four whole strokes?

Sirfindafold · Post by **Sirfindafold** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:58 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:ANCIENT!!11
Fat little fingers couldn’t hold the shift key down for four whole strokes?

melt.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:08 pm

Sirfindafold wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:ANCIENT!!11
Fat little fingers couldn’t hold the shift key down for four whole strokes?
melt.

tard.

War Wagon · Post by **War Wagon** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:04 pm

MuchoBulls wrote:
The Seer wrote:I abhor soccer, but for some reason watch women's World Cup. Must be some patriotic thing.

Same here, except that I believe the womens game is more enjoyable to watch from a technical vantage point.

It doesn't hurt either that our bitches are better than their bitches.

Rack Team USA. I didn't watch the game and for that I'm pissed.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:07 pm

Papa Willie wrote:

Even gays think soccer is too gay

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:17 pm

Cuda wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
Even gays think soccer is too gay

Take a look at the crowd at a Portland Timbers MLS game and see if you still have the same opinion.

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:00 pm

What are they, Lumberjacks?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:05 pm

Cuda wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
Even gays think soccer is too gay

And even retards think Cuda's too retarded.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:17 pm

Cuda wrote:What are they, Lumberjacks?

They are gay lumberjacks. Why, I'd go so far as to say they're gayer than...

...no...nope...not going to do it...must refrain...

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:25 pm

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:47 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Cuda wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
Even gays think soccer is too gay
And even retards think Cuda's too retarded.

Nice IKYABWAI smack, Faggot.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:58 pm

Kansas City Kid wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Cuda wrote:Even gays think soccer is too gay
And even retards think Cuda's too retarded.
Nice IKYABWAI smack, Faggot.

Gay = Retarded? Kansas City continues to represent.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:22 pm

Goober McTuber is a soccer-watching faggot and votes Dumbocrat because wrote:
Top 12 Reasons Goober votes Democrat
1. he believes oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
2. he believes the government will do a better job of spending the money he collects from unemployment than he would.
3. because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
4. because he is way too irresponsible to own a gun, and knows that the local police are all he needs to protect himself from murderers and thieves.
5. because he believes that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday, can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if he doesn't start driving a Prius.
6. because he is not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
7. because he thinks illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education and Social Security benefits.
8. because he believes that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.
9. because he believes liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
10. because he thinks that it's better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.
11. because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, he was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".
12. because his head is so firmly planted up his ass; it's unlikely that he'll ever have another point of view

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:30 pm

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Gay = Retarded? Kansas City continues to represent.

But HE didn't watch SOCCOR!

Well, then he missed one of the great sporting events of this or any other year.

And rack the Brazilian women for showing us their better sides. That was one hideous pack of bitches.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:31 pm

Top three reasons that Kaley posts tired old spam emails:

1. He actually thinks they’re funny.
2. He’s too stupid to come up with a thought of his own.
3. He’s a FAT fucking RETARD.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:37 pm

More IKYABWAI smack, McTubesmoker?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:42 pm

It figures that that KC tard doesn’t even understand the concept of IKYABWAI. Explains how they repeatedly stumble down that path. But you make the rest of the Kansas City contingent seem marginally literate.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:50 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:It figures that that KC tard doesn’t even understand the concept of IKYABWAI. Explains how they repeatedly stumble down that path. But you make the rest of the Kansas City contingent seem marginally literate.

"What the hell are you talking about? This guy is hilarious! RACK!!!"

Sincerely , toddowen

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:26 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:It figures that that KC tard doesn’t even understand the concept of IKYABWAI. Explains how they repeatedly stumble down that path. But you make the rest of the Kansas City contingent seem marginally literate.

When you watch soccer does your boyfriend perform a "Bill Buckner" on you? While smoking your pole as you stand there he cuts off one of you balls and rolls it between your legs?

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:29 pm

Kansas City Kid wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:It figures that that KC tard doesn’t even understand the concept of IKYABWAI. Explains how they repeatedly stumble down that path. But you make the rest of the Kansas City contingent seem marginally literate.
When you watch soccer does your boyfriend perform a "Bill Buckner" on you? While smoking your pole as you stand there he cuts off one of you balls and rolls it between your leg?

Take your faggotty little fantasies and peddle them somewhere else, tard.

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:32 pm

Faggoty little fantasies = you watching soccer

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:37 pm

Kansas City Kid wrote:Faggoty little fantasies = you watching soccer

Are you just going to keep punching "faggot/soccer" or is there some other ammo in your arsenal?

My time is (somewhat) valuable.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial · Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:44 pm

...the Goobs v Kaley cripple fight has returned to the board

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:46 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:47 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

...the Goobs v Kaley cripple fight has returned to the board

They have a "history"?

ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 · Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:54 pm

Kansas City Kid wrote:When you watch soccer does your boyfriend perform a "Bill Buckner" on you? While smoking your pole as you stand there he cuts off one of you balls and rolls it between your legs?

This is quite possibly, the dumbest "smack" I have ever laid eyes on.

indyfrisco · Post by **indyfrisco** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:54 pm

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

...the Goobs v Kaley cripple fight has returned to the board

That didn't work out well for anyone last time....and it won't again.