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Papa Willie wrote:I respect your opinions more here (yeah - I'm a ball-sucking cheerleader, so fuck yourself), but I couldn't frankly wait to see a few of your opinions on this:

http://dlisted.com/2011/07/15/courtney- ... t#comments

I'll just start with "I can think of 4 people that need to be shot & killed".
ok papa, I'll weigh in with my two cents, FIRST, let me be CLEAR, its not normal in any way for a 51 yr old man to marry a sweet lucious succulent 16 yr old girl, THAT BEING SAID? If I am going to shoot and kill someone? I will start with the people making death threats. OH YEAH, one thing I hate more than this creepy guy from the "GREEN MILE", was first, the way he wanted to kill that poor little white mouse, and SECOND, people who like to make death threats and BUTT into other people's business.

cause let me be CLEAR, some motherfucker butts into my own personal business? makes death threats against me? and I dontT know your fag ass? YOU BET YOUR LIFE im gonna be waiting for you to come on my property, lickin my chops with some serious firepower!! I'd have a boner the size of alaska, at the mere thought of you comin on my property after you make death threats against me.

Thats what got my blood boiling, sure the guys a creep, he's not a good actor, he actually loved killing and torturing that little white mouse, thats why he got the part, motherfucker wasnt acting, HOWEVER, that being said, STAY OUT MY BUSINESS, dont make death threats, dont come on my property, or, U will be shot, without hesitation.

just like the casey anthony situation goin on in florida, you makin death threats against her? sure she's a disgusting creep, BUT, if you think you can hunt her down and kill her? I think I will shoot your worthless ass!!! Nothin makes my blood boil worse than losers who think they can make death threats, on things which are none of their fuckin business.

creeps who make annonymous death threats are the lowest form of life on the planet, especially when its none of their business.
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Papa Willie wrote:Well Brad, motherfuck, no - I don't actually think I would shoot and kill them. It was a figure of speech. That being said, I'd probably think it would be funny if somebody else did. I'm sorry, I can't have any respect for piles of shit like that.
hey papa, just curious, is Jeff in SD a troll? cause in my elvis thread, he is trying to compare elvis with michael jackson in regards to being a predator, NOW, call me silly, but I just buried his lying ass, and it was way too easy I might add.

in order to be a predator, you must have victims, michael had many, some who never became public, due to huge hush settlements worth millions.

THE KING, on the other hand, fucked hundreds and thousands of nubile young women, these hollywood starlets, some famous, and some not so famous, threw their soaking wet panties in elvis' face!! Priscilla, publically said that elvis waited for her to turn 18, before sex was even considered. elvis actually sent her away to a prestigeous boarding school while she was underage. and, good thing he did, cause while she was studying in school, the KING was scoring with the most beautiful women of all time!! ELVIS was a young stud, fucking the most stunning and glamorous women of the 20th century.

IN CONTRAST, michael jackson was a child diddler, he diddled young bald dicks all day EVERY DAY! so, I ask you, is JEFF a troll for lying and trying to compare apples to oranges here?
or, is he just trying to get under my skin?
either way, he is a dirty filthy troll for lying.
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bradhusker wrote: FIRST, let me be CLEAR, its not normal in any way for a 51 yr old man to marry a sweet lucious succulent 16 yr old girl,
How about a 25 year old drilling a 14 year old? Is that cool?
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mvscal wrote:
bradhusker wrote: FIRST, let me be CLEAR, its not normal in any way for a 51 yr old man to marry a sweet lucious succulent 16 yr old girl,
How about a 25 year old drilling a 14 year old? Is that cool?
well, that depends, if we were living in the old testament times, 12 yr old virgins were indeed ready to marry, also, which scenario are you referring to? who's the 14 yr old, and who's the 25 yr old? huh troll?
lets hear it troll sisssy?
cause when I destroy you with facts, your a troll for life.
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bradhusker wrote:who's the 14 yr old, and who's the 25 yr old?
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you had been "studying" Elvis Presley for the last 30 years. I guess you were just full of shit.

No worries.
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bradhusker wrote: ok papa, I'll weigh in with my two cents, FIRST, let me be CLEAR, its not normal in any way for a 51 yr old man to marry a sweet lucious succulent 16 yr old girl, THAT BEING SAID? If I am going to shoot and kill someone? I will start with the people making death threats. OH YEAH, one thing I hate more than this creepy guy from the "GREEN MILE", was first, the way he wanted to kill that poor little white mouse, and SECOND, people who like to make death threats and BUTT into other people's business.
Still struggling with the difference between movies and real life, eh brad? :lol:
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R-Jack wrote:
bradhusker wrote: ok papa, I'll weigh in with my two cents, FIRST, let me be CLEAR, its not normal in any way for a 51 yr old man to marry a sweet lucious succulent 16 yr old girl, THAT BEING SAID? If I am going to shoot and kill someone? I will start with the people making death threats. OH YEAH, one thing I hate more than this creepy guy from the "GREEN MILE", was first, the way he wanted to kill that poor little white mouse, and SECOND, people who like to make death threats and BUTT into other people's business.
Still struggling with the difference between movies and real life, eh brad? :lol:
but Jack, im from the school of thought that not everyone is hired for their acting ability, this guy didnt have to be a good actor, because in real life, he actually is an animal torturer, I'll give you a couple examples of what I mean,

case scenario 1. Patrick swayzee in the ALL time classic, "ROADHOUSE" Patrick is one of our finest actors, he had to be, because let me tell you, in that movie he is a bad to the bone bouncer, the guy can beat the shit out of any asshole,
NOW, just between you and me Jack? Have you met Patrick swayzee in real life before he passed away? I HAVE, and let me tell you, this guy is 115 pounds and 5 ft 3 inches tall, SOAKING DRIPPING WET! and thats me being generous!!

so, to put it bluntly, this guy puts on one of the greatest acting performances of all time in cinema history, to make everyone believe he can beat the shit and piss out of just about any man!!
Because, in real life? Sandra Bullock could beat the crap out of this guy, every single day, and twice on sundays.

case scenario 2. Steven sagall. This guy is really the all time BAD MOTHERFUCKER, ive met him in real life, he is 6'4 and a mean look on his mug, that would make you piss your pants. HE WAS A LOUSY ACTOR, because to put it plainly, he didnt have to act one bit, IN REAL LIFE, the guy studied and taught in the far far east. you dont want to get close to this killer, with his bare hands he can end your life in a thousand different ways.

He can bring his hands to a gunfight, and win!! I kid you not Jack, Steven is the lousiest shittiest actor of all time, BUT, when you can KILL any man with just your pinky finger, WHO NEEDS ACTING SKILLS?

now, in my HONEST opinion, Steven is the baddest of all time, he beats chuck norris, Jet Li, Bruce Li, Brandon Li, van damme, bruce willis, yes, EVEN bruce willis, circa the "die hard" years, even he goes down crying like a girl,
I challenge anyone to show me someone who can beat sagall in a fight, and dont say Uma Thurman from "kill bill", she wouldnt stand a chance, sagall would break her like a skinny toothpick. He'd fuck her first, and then snap her with his pinky finger.
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mvscal wrote:
bradhusker wrote:who's the 14 yr old, and who's the 25 yr old?
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you had been "studying" Elvis Presley for the last 30 years. I guess you were just full of shit.

No worries.
I guess you were "full of shit" cause I just got thru explainning to you that the 14 yr old wasnt touched till she turned 18,

so, its "no worries" to you mate, 30 years of study has me smart, and you dumb "mate".

what did you fail to understand about the facts here? mate?
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bradhusker wrote:
R-Jack wrote:
bradhusker wrote: ok papa, I'll weigh in with my two cents, FIRST, let me be CLEAR, its not normal in any way for a 51 yr old man to marry a sweet lucious succulent 16 yr old girl, THAT BEING SAID? If I am going to shoot and kill someone? I will start with the people making death threats. OH YEAH, one thing I hate more than this creepy guy from the "GREEN MILE", was first, the way he wanted to kill that poor little white mouse, and SECOND, people who like to make death threats and BUTT into other people's business.
Still struggling with the difference between movies and real life, eh brad? :lol:
but Jack, im from the school of thought that not everyone is hired for their acting ability, this guy didnt have to be a good actor, because in real life, he actually is an animal torturer, I'll give you a couple examples of what I mean,

case scenario 1. Patrick swayzee in the ALL time classic, "ROADHOUSE" Patrick is one of our finest actors, he had to be, because let me tell you, in that movie he is a bad to the bone bouncer, the guy can beat the shit out of any asshole,
NOW, just between you and me Jack? Have you met Patrick swayzee in real life before he passed away? I HAVE, and let me tell you, this guy is 115 pounds and 5 ft 3 inches tall, SOAKING DRIPPING WET! and thats me being generous!!

so, to put it bluntly, this guy puts on one of the greatest acting performances of all time in cinema history, to make everyone believe he can beat the shit and piss out of just about any man!!
Because, in real life? Sandra Bullock could beat the crap out of this guy, every single day, and twice on sundays.

case scenario 2. Steven sagall. This guy is really the all time BAD MOTHERFUCKER, ive met him in real life, he is 6'4 and a mean look on his mug, that would make you piss your pants. HE WAS A LOUSY ACTOR, because to put it plainly, he didnt have to act one bit, IN REAL LIFE, the guy studied and taught in the far far east. you dont want to get close to this killer, with his bare hands he can end your life in a thousand different ways.

He can bring his hands to a gunfight, and win!! I kid you not Jack, Steven is the lousiest shittiest actor of all time, BUT, when you can KILL any man with just your pinky finger, WHO NEEDS ACTING SKILLS?

now, in my HONEST opinion, Steven is the baddest of all time, he beats chuck norris, Jet Li, Bruce Li, Brandon Li, van damme, bruce willis, yes, EVEN bruce willis, circa the "die hard" years, even he goes down crying like a girl,
I challenge anyone to show me someone who can beat sagall in a fight, and dont say Uma Thurman from "kill bill", she wouldnt stand a chance, sagall would break her like a skinny toothpick. He'd fuck her first, and then snap her with his pinky finger.
I stand by my belief, that patrick swayzee gave one of the finest acting performances of all time in "roadhouse", due to the fact that every person in here truly believed that a man, 5' foot 3, and 115 pounds could beat up men three times his size with relative ease.
and im being generous here, this guy was 115 pounds soaking dripping wet with tons of quarters in his pockets.
great actor!
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bradhusker wrote:I just got thru explainning to you that the 14 yr old wasnt touched till she turned 18,
Oh, I see. You were there?
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mvscal wrote:
bradhusker wrote:I just got thru explainning to you that the 14 yr old wasnt touched till she turned 18,
Oh, I see. You were there?
what does being there have to do with anything? I am merely telling you what priscilla said, her own words, NOW, you can believe her, or, choose not to believe her, thats your perogitive.

were any of us there when John F Kennedy fucked Marilyn Monroe in the mouth or ass? nope, YET we know its a historical fact.

in fact, we now know that robert kennedy and his brother jack, TAG TEAMED marilyn monroe, and afterward, at 3am in the morning, shared a gallon of fudge ripple ice cream in the white house kitchen.
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The topic doesn't have anything to do with my opinion, dumbfuck.
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mvscal wrote:
bradhusker wrote: FIRST, let me be CLEAR, its not normal in any way for a 51 yr old man to marry a sweet lucious succulent 16 yr old girl,
How about a 25 year old drilling a 14 year old? Is that cool?
When I saw this, I thought he was talking about Diego, but he's off by at least 10 years on both sides of the equation.
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mvscal wrote:The topic doesn't have anything to do with my opinion, dumbfuck.
actually, let me correct an error I made, when JACK KENNEDY AND HIS YOUNGER BROTHER ROBERT kENNEDY tag -teamed marilyn monroe, and fucked her mouth, pussy and ass, AFTERWARD I had said they shared a gallon of fudge ripple ice cream in the white house kitchen at 3 am.
IT was not fudge ripple, it was indeed pistachio, my bad, please forgive the error. BUT, for mvscal? I wasnt there, but, it is a matter of Historical FACT sir.

just because you or I werent there, does not mean that its not historical FACT. got it?
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KC Scott wrote:
mvscal wrote:The topic doesn't have anything to do with my opinion, dumbfuck.
You're calling him out on it, but you think it's ok....

Nice KYOA there
KYOA doesn't mean what you think it means. husker's hypocrisy is the subject. Try to keep up.
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bradhusker wrote:were any of us there when John F Kennedy fucked Marilyn Monroe in the mouth or ass? nope, YET we know its a historical fact.

in fact, we now know that robert kennedy and his brother jack, TAG TEAMED marilyn monroe, and afterward, at 3am in the morning, shared a gallon of fudge ripple ice cream in the white house kitchen.
You all musta had better text books up there than we did down here.

I remember studyin' about Jack starin' down Kruschev and the Russkies over the Bay of Pigs ('sup Marty), but I musta missed the part where he went all Billy Glide on Norma Jean....
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Truman wrote:
I remember studyin' about Jack starin' down Kruschev and the Russkies over the Bay of Pigs ('sup Marty)....
You sure about that?
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Martyred wrote:
Truman wrote:
I remember studyin' about Jack starin' down Kruschev and the Russkies over the Bay of Pigs ('sup Marty)....
You sure about that?
You mean our textbooks were wrong about that too?!

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You probably meant to cite "The Cuban Missile Crisis", but I'll give you a pass.
We Marxists are all about compassion and understanding.
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There was a crisis? Why? Did those guys run out?
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Martyred wrote:You probably meant to cite "The Cuban Missile Crisis", but I'll give you a pass.
We Marxists are all about compassion and understanding.

Kennedy sure "stared down Kruschev" :lol: :meds: :lol:

Comrade Nikita got everything he wanted out of that deal: Castro protected, but disarmed; East Berlin secure and legitimized; and US nuclear missiles out of his backyard. Lee Harvey saved Kennedy's reputation from the truth that day in Dallas
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Truman wrote:
bradhusker wrote:were any of us there when John F Kennedy fucked Marilyn Monroe in the mouth or ass? nope, YET we know its a historical fact.

in fact, we now know that robert kennedy and his brother jack, TAG TEAMED marilyn monroe, and afterward, at 3am in the morning, shared a gallon of fudge ripple ice cream in the white house kitchen.
You all musta had better text books up there than we did down here.

I remember studyin' about Jack starin' down Kruschev and the Russkies over the Bay of Pigs ('sup Marty), but I musta missed the part where he went all Billy Glide on Norma Jean....
oh yeah, jack and robert fucked norma jean up real good, sinatra too, the poor girl was thrown around like a rag doll,
its a matter of historical fact, I mean, in those days, the press turned a blind eye to certain events, BUT, trust me, Kennedy was a whore monger, I personally know a secret service agent who guarded jack kennedy, he told me that kennedy had more whores go thru the white house in those three short years, that he made bill clinton look like a celibate monk in comparison.
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:meds:

at least zyclone could use correct english most of the time.
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Cuda wrote::meds:

at least zyclone could use correct english most of the time.
yeah, I know, Im a horrible typer, but my historical knowledge is accurate to within a nano atomic particle, which simply means that I am almost always SPOT ON.

I have been friends with this retired secret service agent for a few years now. He has told me stories of his years in the Kennedy, Johnson and Nixon administrations that would make your head spin.

the sad part is that Jackie knew all about her husbands whore mongering, yet, she just turned her head, and lived thru it all.

bottom line is, historical fact, is historical fact, any way you slice it.
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