Rhyme Time

[Goober McTuber]

A suicidal pedo Toddowen
Little boys he has been a’blowin’
One night he got trashed
And spoke of mom’s gash
Now his Oedipus Complex is showin’

[RossTheBoss]

money, guns, money, guns
dis is how i have my fun
i pound your ho
then i swipe your dough
fuck you, bitch, slow yo role

my hood be rough, dat's a fact
target? starbucks? best watch yo back
shit goes down after 9 o'clock
fukk wit me and you'll meet my glock

~Realness

[indyfrisco]

Times are slow
And I know it's mid-year
But Jesus Christ
Someone miss the reindeer?

[Goober McTuber]

Goober nips at posters feet
And backs some dems who'll soon get beat
He seems to favor higher taxes
Can he still afford bikini waxes?

When other posters I am smiting,
You choose to call it ankle-biting.
Higher taxes sound just fine,
For your income bracket, not mine.

[Carson]

Slim Pickens knew he really had it
When he spoke the line "Kansas City faggots"
in Blazing Saddles. 'Course Scott's favorite part
is the mating call of a campfire fart.

[Mammy]

O where oh where can my Timmy be
I been lost him now since 'spray shit a tree

If diego gots him, dat gives me the creeps
'cause po Timmy's ass will be hit so deep

Den if he be in the down low yeah KC
dem Scotts and Kids will watch him pee

martyred also gots a thing for da kids
even tho he mosstly keep it hid

'tart thump the bible,say sodomy right
while mvs say fuck 'em and kill all in site

Toddowen a metro
so he ain't hetro
and goobs just a dirty old man

Dins be a jabberer
so he ain't an ass stabber
But watch out for carson he can

ucant got 'roids so his weenie so small
he ain't no threat to Timmy at all

And dem admins fuck anybody any time dey can
so I hopes my Timmy ain't in their plan

O where oh where can my Timmy be
I be 'fraid dese homos pass him 'round for free

Mammy

[Goober McTuber]

Answer me this and answer me pronto,
The troll who owns Mammy also was Tonto?

[jiminphilly]

i miss the good days of the hump day thread
a bunch of questions left you scratchin you head.

but times have changed and quality is thin
goober talks penis and scott hardens his chin

where are we headed, is this the norm?
now would be perfect for another shit-storm

a man in panties, a slip of the tongue
a fag is outted this isn't far-flung

we have our history it's proud but crude
and there is plenty to see like trev in the nude

so step up your game; leave your pride at the door
just call screwy when you need the jizz off the floor

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

so step up your game; leave your pride at the door
just call screwy when you need the jizz off the floor

Won't stop
With the mop
So if you pop
He'll clean every drop

[indyfrisco]

It’s the off season
I know talk is slim
Football is coming
So worry not jim

Tis the norm for summer
Trolls surfacing about
Tiberious and Crown
TGIF no doubt

Moving Fail awakes
In his Barbie Dream House
He passes his time
By clicking Ken’s mouse

AP’s still in hiding
He can’t show his face
He must be shopping
For something with lace

BSmack’s all asunder
Excuses he must make
For each and every Steeler
Whose stupid takes the cake

Papa and Sam are fighting
‘bout the hate ‘tween the two
All the while screaming
SEC! through and through

College Football is ‘round the bend
As a fan and a donor
Don’t know ‘bout you
But it gives me a boner.

[jiminphilly]

marriage for some is the ultimate shelter
a dumb blond wife, but scott never felt her

busy in steams talking 'bout bonds and big stocks
secretly gazing and spreadsheeting other men's cocks

scott wants to fool you and to no real surprise
most famous pic of him? arms on other guys

he is content talkin bear, bull and fanny mae
the sexual positions that make him quite gay

KC is his castle, IKYABWAI is his shield
his sheath is your asshole and he will not yield

and so you know scott, no gay in these bones
i prefer tits and pussy; that's not sticks and stones

I'd rather be in my 30's, single and straight
fems of all legal ages looking to mate

[Screw_Michigan]

^^^ Rack this guy.

[jiminphilly]

That's just one chapter for today
Now maybe Jim should step away

so you think you went yard
with a shit post full of lard?

i know you think it is me who you bash
by saying my ex enjoys bc in her gash

strike one on that try, blacks aren't her type
neither are fags, jews, spicks or a dykes

ken is your man, his wife went black like his jetta
not sure what this does to your sordid vendetta

in philly you learn to roll with the punches
throw a few batteries and drink in bunches

it seems in kc pussy 'aint something you fuck
it's more of a mindset when your smack does suck

before you smash the submit once more
and try to make jokes about being poor

i'm cool with all smack, it's what makes this shit fun
but be a man and admit KCScott has been run

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Todd is odd, fat and sexless
At 2 AM, drunk and reckless

trev's a lonely vodka tease
cuz her hubbie cracks her knees

Dins is ever wise and frugal
All the credit goes to Google

Screw mops jizz for a modest fee
Perhaps you've heard...he's in DC?

Goober doesn't care to be told
His junk's adorned like a 9 year old

America, 'tart cannot understand
Prefers to eat dog in a foreign land

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Screw mops jizz for a modest fee
Perhaps you've heard...he's in DC?

Screw's in DC? I hadn't heard
It's not like it's his every other word.

[smackaholic]

there once was a troll named A. punk
who's mirrors were covered in spunk
his left eye was lazy
his sexual ID, hazy
which is why he tucked his junk

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

In Jasper there are 40 tvs
27 reside at Indy's

Bsmack stole an old man's money
'Least it brought the board some funnay

Big O was run cuz his skin is thin
And it probably hangs from his shin

smackaholic can't spell its
civics test? he turns genius

[smackaholic]

and from the if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at, department......

there once was a troll named smackaholic
who's landscaping skills were bucolic
when he tries to spell its
it causes him fits
and causes him to yank out his cowlick.

[smackaholic]

shutyomouth, shutyomouth

sittin' on a fence

somebody call an ambulance

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

poptart hangs with holy-rollers
Diego chases baby strollers

Rumplewife, she can claim bode
because she has her own zip code

Sudden Sam has snapped some picks
of unsuspecting teenage chicks

Raccoons got into Mikey's pool
The Igloo Spin Zone is too cool!

[Dinsdale]

KCScott bent over and got boned

JimInPhilly just totally PWN3D!



This smack battle wasn't particularly close

One was a tard, the other verbose


Scrote would do well to just walk away

When it comes to the rhymes, this just isn't his day...

and tomorrow isn't looking good either

So off to the sauna to catch Ucan't-guns fever

[Carson]

Jon's in the house.
It's time to go yard
on this non-rhyming, imbecilic,
cretinous 'tard.

[R-Jack]

Jonny tries to poop, Johnny tries to weep
Jonny tugs my stick when I try to sleep!



Wait.

If you subscribe to JONsense
You're in the clear 'Spray
He thinks men tugging his junk
Doesn't make him a gay

[R-Jack]

It's not about "letting"
With that insatiable cock-ape
You'll get your dick sucked
But feel like a victim of rape.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

But feel like a victim of rape.

If it's rape you are discussing
at this unfortunate hour
I hope it's not the kind
that happens in the shower!

[Screw_Michigan]

KC Scrote thinks of two things
when out on a date
the lift and steam
and his fear of man rape

[Carson]

Jon's an Iowa boy
and it's his job
to rape himself
with a dried corn cob.

[Carson]

Speaking of felching,
You-Know-Who
is noticably absent
these past days few.

Has he found a new friend
with a bag full of toys
that run on batteries
and make a buzzing noise?

[smackaholic]

Screwey is to dense to smack

You really suck at this.

thanks for the sig

you capitalist pig

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

A few of you are asking
Where did Scotty go?
I'm off on vacation
on the isle of Puerto Rico

There's no way in hell, I'm clicking your links
You went to Puerto Rico, to deepthroat some dinks.

Help their economy and tip the maids,
And wear a condom, so you won't get teh AIDS.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Ucunt the Liar

What did he lie about?

Did he lie about Scott, wanting some hot weight-room action?
Scott jerked it so hard, it left him in traction!

Now Scotty backtracks, 'cause his face is red
'bout wanting to give Ucant, some gym shower head.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Oh great, it looks like Cuda's back
Did he need a break from Biggie's sack?
Or from dishing out another RACK?
Just what exactly is "cudasmack"?

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Each Nick Frisco post will surely reveal
The undying need to abuse your scroll wheel
Most dudes like chicks a very great deal
But if you show Nick a pic of a dead Navy SEAL
He'll get harder than a pile of structural steel