The T1B Justice League

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Your favourite T1B personalities re-interpreted as superheroes:

Toddowen

Name: "Self-Destructo"

Power: The ability to kill himself. We hope.

KC Scott

Name: "The Gay Lantern"

Power: The power of steam. Also lifting (not lifting heavy objects, mind you, but watching other dudes lift weights)

trev

Name: "Prismata"

Power: Can present the illusion that she is covered in welts and bruises to elicit sympathy from men. Works on Canadians especially.

Dr_Phibes

Name: "Red Blast"

Power: Bitten by a radioactive social democrat, has the power to baffle his opponents with youthful logical paradigms.

smackaholic

Name: "Imbecile Vortex"

Power: Inescapable stupidity. Abilities thought to be bestowed by "gubmint cheese".

Diego in Seattle

Name: "The Diddler"

Power: Seriously, I'm not even gonna explain this one. Arch-enemy = Meagan's Law.

Screw_Michigan

Name: "Journalizer"

Power: Poorly penned online offerings leave entire web communities devastated. Will leave you scratching your head.

shutyomouth

Name: "shutyomouth"

Power: ~ see above ~

Van

Name: "The Fabrikator"

Power: Has the ability to disappear when called on his bullshit.

Diogenes

Name: "Doctor Cosmo"

Power: faggot

Jsc810

Name: "The Drowsy Fury"

Power: Will tell you in detail what he did yesterday, whether you want to hear it or not. This isn't Twitter, dude. Enough already.

Goober

Name: "Mystic Pensioner"

Power: If you are behind this guy in line at the bank or in a drive-thru window, just end your life. It's over.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Name: "Super Stalker"

Power: Armed only with anonimity and a pirated copy of excel running on a self built linux machine, he catalogues all he sees, reads or imagines

Nice one. You should get back to your "Shower Of Solitude" now and recharge your powers.

[Mikey]

Van?
Diogenes?

Weren't they both killed off in "Fabrikator and Doctor Cosmo Meet Their Maker", around the same time as Superman #204 (LL - Why do these Initials Mean Death for the Man of Steel) came out?

Are they both making a miraculous return from their appointment with Keres?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

mvscal

Name: M.V.S.C.A.L. (Maximum Violent Sociopath, Carnage And Lethality)

Power: By day, he is mild-mannered Sven Sanchez, mall security guard. At night, he turns into M.V.S.C.A.L. a brutal, remorseless killing machine. His special power is to trick others into going out to hunt for criminals, while he stays back at headquarters and cooks up justice.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Van?
Diogenes?

Weren't they both killed off in "Fabrikator and Doctor Cosmo Meet Their Maker", around the same time as Superman #204 (LL - Why do these Initials Mean Death for the Man of Steel) came out?

Are they both making a miraculous return from their appointment with Thanatos?

"Must...deflect...Mikey's...moron rays........strength weakening...can't hold on much longer..."

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

JTR

Name: Stage Prop

Power: Self control. Has the uncanny ability to refuse the advances and temptations of women so that he may focus on his craft.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

Screw_Michigan

Name: Socialite

Power: He lives in DC.

[Screw_Michigan]

Screw_Michigan

Name: Socialite

Power: He lives in DC. KNOWS EVERYTHING, hobnobs and gladhands with B-list socialites, generates intense jealousy in friends and fliends alike

FTFY, fuckstain.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Screw_Michigan

Name: Socialite

Power: He lives in DC. KNOWS EVERYTHING, hobnobs and gladhands with B-list socialites, generates intense jealousy in friends and fliends alike

FTFY, fuckstain.

Looks like you also have the power to alter the time/space/truth continuum.

[Screw_Michigan]

Mg0 just takes it really personally that I happen to have superior knowledge to him on basically any subject on earth.

[jiminphilly]

AP

Name: "TARP"

Power: This unsuspecting male nurse will corral you with his granny panties that he (not so) secretly wears underneath his pink scrubs.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Moving Sale

Name: "Micro-Mite"

Power: Everyone has an Achilles Heel...and when it comes to Micro-Mite, that's quite literal. He'll latch on to your ankle and gnaw you into submission. More of a nuisance than a threat, really...much like a mosquito buzzing around your head.

[Smackie Chan]

BarFlie

Name: Shapeshift

Power: Can transform self into dualistic arch enemy Kaotis and breach the impenetrable barrier surrounding the safe haven of Chat/Radio.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

SoCalTrjn

Name: The Enforcer

Power: Attempts to channel his power vicariously through impressionable young ballplayers. Piss him off and he'll make a bunch of 9 year olds run wind sprints, so watch the FUCK OUT. Cross him in cyber space, and he'll thieve someone else's insults.

[indyfrisco]

IndyFrisco

Name: SonyMan

Power: He can see you.


there, beat you to it.

[Cuda]

Name: "Super Stalker"

Power: Armed only with anonimity and a pirated copy of excel running on a self built linux machine, he catalogues all he sees, reads or imagines

Nice one. You should get back to your "Shower Of Solitude" now and recharge your powers.

Oh fuck

[Mikey]

IndyFrisco

Name: SonyMan

Power:

there, beat you to it.

I was thinking of something more like:

Naisa - The Naisa is very gifted in creation, creativity and inventions. He can turn any watch into a flat screen TV.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]