Dunkin’ more than your donut

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Dunkin’ more than your donut

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Police say there was more on the menu than coffee and eclairs at a Dunkin' Donuts in New Jersey, arresting a worker there on prostitution charges.

Melissa Redmond, 29, is accused of taking breaks to provide sex for money, The Daily Record of Parsippany reported.

The arrest comes after a six-week investigation by Rockaway Township police known as "extra sugar" after officers got a tip about extracurricular activities at the donut shop.

Detective Sgt. Kyle Schwarzmann said Redmond would go out to cars and spend 10 to 15 minutes in the vehicles before returning to work.

Redmond was arrested after soliciting sex from an undercover officer, Schwarzmann told The Daily Record.
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Donuts and sex? It's a wonder the cops didn't just keep this on the down-low.
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I guess they saw the hole instead of the donut.
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Goober McTuber wrote:Redmond was arrested after soliciting sex from an undercover officer
So did the cop take a flying fuck at a rolling donut?
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The arrest comes after a six-week investigation by Rockaway Township police known as "extra sugar" after officers got a tip about extracurricular activities at the donut shop.
Five weeks were spent coming up with the name for their investigation.
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I suppose running any sort of criminal enterprise out of a donut shop wasn't such a good idea in retrospect.
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for the sake of hygiene, I hope she washed up between handies
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