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[BSmack]

So, you admit to being swing shift manager of a subway? Nothing wrong with that.
I have a little more respect for that than sitting around collecting unemployment.
But, of course you have to do something. I guess unemployment runs out after 3
years.

No, I'm slaving away at Intech. Gotta get back to those TPS reports.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

No, I'm slaving away at Intech. Gotta get back to those TPS reports.

Does "TPS" stand for toasted panini sandwich?

I'm getting hungry, goddammit. Hold the onions.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Okay, but seriously...I'm sure you dudes at Intech have nothing to worry about from your competition at Subway.
I'm not kidding. WTF? Quality at that place has gone right into the toilet the last five years.

Also, what is your opinion on the perfect hot sando...sandwich press or open-faced broil?

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

All bullshit aside, I have to admit Subway does one thig right...

Tuna on whole-wheat with green pepper, lettuce and ranch dressing.


Motherfucker can't be beat. Repre-fucking-sent, Bri.

[BSmack]

Back up Trev all you want. She still isn't going to sleep with you. For starters, I don't think she can stay either vertical or coherent for the time it would take her to drive to Canada.

[smackaholic]

Back up Trev all you want. She still isn't going to sleep with you. For starters, I don't think she can stay either vertical or coherent for the time it would take her to drive to Canada.

how bout if she flew? imagine the damage she could do on a first class flight from LA to toronto. how many gallons of vodka do you figure they carry on such flights?

[smackaholic]

All bullshit aside, I have to admit Subway does one thig right...

Tuna on whole-wheat with green pepper, lettuce and ranch dressing.


Motherfucker can't be beat. Repre-fucking-sent, Bri.

turkey breast, american cheese, every veggie known to man, on toasted honey oat with chipotle sauce pwns your tuna fish.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

turkey breast, american cheese, every veggie known to man, on toasted honey oat with chipotle sauce pwns your tuna fish.

Turkey breast and cheese?



Did you suffer a concussion recently?

[Atomic Punk]

Back up Trev all you want. She still isn't going to sleep with you.

First, I had no idea you were unemployed for 3 years even with your meaningless 22k+ and nauseating trade marked "Scroller Wheeler Defeater" posts.

It sounds like you have been turned down by trev and are jealous of a guy that got to tap the fine ass of a psycho bitch. You sound hurt.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Come on, zz...go easy on him.

[smackaholic]

turkey breast, american cheese, every veggie known to man, on toasted honey oat with chipotle sauce pwns your tuna fish.

Turkey breast and cheese?



Did you suffer a concussion recently?

no. why?

is turkey breast and cheese a treatment for concussion under canuckare?

sure glad i have my private horrifically overpriced real healthcare system.

[Atomic Punk]

turkey breast, american cheese, every veggie known to man, on toasted honey oat with chipotle sauce pwns your tuna fish.

I'm told the History Channel is going to do an "American Pickers" episode at your house. Hook me up with that tatooed freaky chick that answers the phones.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Look, man...let's not get side-tracked with the name-calling, alright?
Can we get back to the topic at hand, namely, B_Smack's delicious sandwiches?
I'm sure we can agree on that.

[Screw_Michigan]

Tuna on whole-wheat with green pepper, lettuce and ranch dressing.

Actually that sounds pretty fucking disgusting.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Tuna on whole-wheat with green pepper, lettuce and ranch dressing.

Actually that sounds pretty fucking disgusting.

Go fuck yourself...



...my old friend.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Not a huge fan of Subway. However. I sorta like their turkey club with extra meat** (stop panting, Scotty) and a little bit o Southwest Sauce.




** For the protein. ***





*** Insert you gay, roided out, weightlifter dude resets here.

[Dr_Phibes]

Actually that sounds pretty fucking disgusting.

It doesn't matter what you put on it, it'll taste like shit because the bread is awful. It's made fresh, but so what. What's it made of
Toasting the shittiness out of it doesn't help, by the time it's served it's hard as a rock or cold because they take forever to put the toppings on. Most over-rated sub in the history of the universe.

[trev]

Turkey and swiss. No to tuna sandwich anywhere. Only one made at home where I know the quality of tuna and ratio of mayo.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

You should have all you need from sucking Marty and MVS dick

How's that whole board bitch thing working out for you?

[Goober McTuber]

Tuna on whole-wheat with green pepper, lettuce and ranch dressing.

Actually that sounds pretty fucking disgusting.

The sando may sound like a bit of a clash,
But the tuna reminds him of Trev’s hairy gash,
The ranch dressing reminds him of Trev's husband’s thing,
Canucks get a Rush from that whole trio thing.

Oops, wrong thread.

[R-Jack]

You saw his muscles and bought him drinks.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

It's better than being exposed as a lying backstabbing cunt

Why do you personalise everything.
How sensitive.

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

It's better than being exposed as a lying backstabbing cunt

I saw your Sig in other posts. There's really no need to re-post it.

Here's the thing though. What I think about you in real life differs from what I think about you as a poster. I still think you're an A-Hole as a poster. Can you understand that?

You love to drop personal info. In fact, your Sig line is a post of mine from a "private" forum, is it not? At the time you did it (saving me from AP's wrath ), I told you I wasn't comfortable with you sharing any information about me, no matter how innocuous you thought it was. Do you now think I am supposed to defend you or something? Fuck that. I'd much rather jump on the pile. You want to be a personal info whore? Fine. Reap what you sow, dude….

[mvscal]

It's better than being exposed as a lying backstabbing cunt

Why do you personalise everything.
How sensitive.

Just like a woman.

[mvscal]

Tuna on whole-wheat with green pepper, lettuce and ranch dressing.

Actually that sounds pretty fucking disgusting.

Personally, I prefer red onions and pickles but tuna salad does require some sort of crunch in it to balance the texture.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

It sounded OK up until the ranch dressing part (sup DTC?), but then I remembered we were talking about Subway. Fucking awful.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Personally, I prefer red onions and pickles but tuna salad does require some sort of crunch in it to balance the texture.

Pickles on the side...but on the sandwich? Don't you find they overpower everything?

[ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2]

Pickles on the side...but on the sandwich? Don't you find they overpower everything?

You sound like you're afraid of some pickles raping your sandwich or something.

[Goober McTuber]

Pickles on the side...but on the sandwich? Don't you find they overpower everything?

You sound like you're afraid of some pickles raping your sandwich or something.

Well, I would never take my sandwich in the shower.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

Pickles on the side...but on the sandwich? Don't you find they overpower everything?

You sound like you're afraid of some pickles raping your sandwich or something.

You should have seen the pickles the guy at Subway put in my last sandwich! [KC Scott]They were huge![/KC Scott]

[BSmack]

You're forgetting April Wine, The Guess Who, Neil Young and Gordon Lightfoot. And those are just the ones I thought of before finishing this post.

Wolf Parade, Arcade Fire, Broken Social Scene, just to name a few. But neither Whitey nor Dins haven't heard them on Top 40 radio, so they don't count.

Two more of my favorite Canadian bands would be The Besnard Lakes and The Doughboys.

Lots of great music coming from up north.

[Dinsdale]

Wolf Parade, Arcade Fire, Broken Social Scene, just to name a few. But neither Whitey nor Dins haven't heard them on Top 40 radio, so they don't count.

Uhm, dipshit...

In the music forum, don't I post current Top-40 shit that I get stuck in my head for the sole purpose of being made fun of?

The radio in the sled is currently busted (but at least I have a new exhaust leak to fill the void, I better fix both tomorrow morning), but when it ain't, I listen the the indiefag station when it's not on sports.

Yeah, that one indiefag station that seems to be about 4 weeks ahead of whatever you listen to.

Have you forgotten where I live? I can't swing a dirty jizzmop without hitting some new hit. I may be old, bit I ain't dead.


BTW-Arcade Fire has got to be one of the worst assualts on my eardrums I've ever had the misfortune to endure.

Not just "a little awful" -- but "the real fucking deal, full-on awful." Lock me in a room with that shit for 3 hours, and Norway ain't seen shit yet. I'll motherfucking walk there and off commies.

[Screw_Michigan]

Your idiocy absolutely astounds me.

[Dinsdale]

Your idiocy absolutely astounds me.

Seriously?

While my points may be tenuous, I at least made some...

To which you countered with name-calling, making no counterpoints whatsoever, yet still managed to accuse me of being the idiot?


The prosecution rests, your Honor. Do I have time for a smoke before they return?

[Dinsdale]

BTW-yet another excellent example of a good old fashioned internet-based self-inflicted asskicking:

But neither Whitey nor Dins haven't heard them on Top 40 radio, so they don't count.

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Ya'know, all kidding aside, Screw... you really are about one stupid motherfucker. It's not so much the extreme level of stupid you bring to the table -- it's more about the consistency.